Here is the 2nd part to: Rules and Regulations for Writing a Manga or making an Anime
Rule 18: Internal Monologues
Are you getting beaten? Do an inner monologue with yourself about how worthless you are and how your friends have all the power. It helps.
Rule 19: Toast in the Mouth
Completely disregard that healthy breakfast your mother made you and run to school with the toast in your mouth.
Rule 20: More Belts = More Power
Your power is measured by the belts your wear.
Rule 21: I shop at Hot Topic
Wearing a black coat ensures that you are very powerful.
Rule 23: We do not speak of the rule after Rule 21 and before Rule 23.
Rule 24: Seamen on a Boat
Any white liquid must be made extra gooey for reasons.
Rule 25: Banana
Proceed to eat a Banana as sexual as possible.
Rule 26: Less Armor=More Protection
Why should we have to wear a full set of armor, protect your vital organs! Like your shoulders, ankles, wrists, Mammies and kneecaps.
Rule 27: Hakuna Your Tatas
An Anime Woman's breasts never follow the laws of gravity. Jiggle on!
Rule 28: Everyone is Hot
Everyone has to be at least moderately good looking. It's Japan after all. Japan has no bad looking people.
Rule 29: The Beach or Hot Springs episode
Because Fan Service.
Rule 30: Thumbs Up
Believe It
Rule 31: The Perverted Wind Gods
The wind blows the skirt up at the perfect time the protagonist is looking at a girl. Whats so interesting about laced cat undies.
Rule 32: Let it GOOOOOOOO!
In some scenes, the animators are just lazy so they just slide a Frozen picture across the screen with a default background and lots of flashes.
Rule 33: Kuh Kuh Kuh Neko Neko Neko
At least one character must end their sentences or phrases with a catchphrase. Neko
Rule 34: If It Exists. There Is Porn of It
Rule 35: Magical Storage Plot Hole
Where the hell does Brock Keep all the Pots he has? Where do they store their Giant Weapons! Up their asses?
Rule 36: Giant Weapons
You have a sword? Don't make me laugh. I can easily beat you with my chosen weapon: The Oversized Spork.