Double aa douche

by James Keaton

When Krieg thinks a light is out he puts out sanctuary. Also a his inner voice starts to stir and it comes out of him for the first time in years. Find out the truth behind Krieg and his uselessness at using double a batteries(i know random). Sorry for not posting in a while it's really hard to write about Jack.

2. Chapter 2

As the giant floating city of sanctuary fell down Krieg woke up the other vault hunters by yelling OUR SAVIOR WAS OUR MEAT BYCYCLE everyone woke up screaming. "What did you do Krieg?!" Maya half yelled half asked I'VE GOT THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCYCLE Maya called scooter and said "Scooter! Krieg sunk the city!" on the other end of the phone Scooter dashed to the center of Sanctuary and started repairing wires with the help of Marcus and Zed while Moxxi tried to contain the crowd. Krieg ran around the center as Scooter explained to Krieg what happened. Gaige came in and screamed "God I think my blackout machine destroyed Sanctuary!" Scooter said "No that was Krieg trying to fix the blackout!" Gaige then said "That makes more sense."

Then the city fell and wiped out the bloodshot stronghold.

In the bloodshot stronghold

Flanksteak walked out of his 'house' and breathed in the Pandora air. He went on a stroll only to be crushed by a familiar floating city.

Back in Sanctuary

Roland finally respawned to see that sanctuary crushed the bloodshot stronghold. "We need to contact Brick!" and ran to Lilith's room. Lilith was lounging in her room thinking about what to do when Roland broke in and said "We need to contact Brick!" Lilith's jaw dropped.