Kingdom Hearts Bloopers Part 2.0
After they finally got the guts to put in another DVD!
Sora Learns Glide Ability
Sora: Hey Donald, do you want to see what I just learnt to do?
Donald: Burp your ABC's?
Sora: No, way cooler than that!
Donald kind of scared, but wouldn't you be? : Um. Well yeah, sure.
Sora had an exited look in his eyes. He jumped up, into the skies like a rocket! But he came down like a bomb. He fell on top of the "Cut Scene Camera" which then flipped to show Kairi scarfing down donuts backstage.
An Embarrassed Kairi: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
Riku, also backstage: Keep that up and you won't be for long!
Kairi lunged at him fit to kill. However, Riku was right. And thanks to the sudden killer lunge all they heard was RIP! Just like that Kairi's old outfit from Kingdom Hearts 1 was trashed!
Back on the Present Destiny Islands
Kairi: They said they deleted that scene!
Riku: Hey I warned you.
Kairi: Oh shut up you, um, Sora what? Wha-
Sora had hit pause and was drooling for the obvious reasons!
Kairi: Oh for the love of- give me that thing!
Kairi hit play.
Pirates of the Caribbean world.
Sora, Donald, and Goofy had been told by Captain Jack Sparrow to watch the ship while he was gone. Donald and Goofy had let an apparently heavy lidded Sora rest.
Donald: Aw Phooey! Captain Jack must be just playing us, let's get Sora and ask him if we should go in after him!
Goofy: But Sora's in there in the middle of a nap, I don't think it's right.
Donald: But Jack's been gone for a really long time! What if something happened to him?
Goofy: Hmm. Well, I guess in that case it would be alright.
The two walk into the cabin and are shocked the moment they enter. They see Sora with his shirt off, belly-dancing, and singing "My Keyblade brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, mines better than yours! Darn right you wish it was! I could save you, but I'd have to charge" Finally, Sora realizes that Donald and Goofy are standing in his doorway. So he stops but he's still as red as a tomato!
Destiny Islands
Sora: just play the next scene…
Kingdom Hearts Ending
Ansem's speech
Ansem: Take a look at this tiny place, to the heart seeking freedom this island is a prison surrounded by water. And so this boy set out to escape from his prison, he sought a way to cross over into other words, and he opened his heart to darkness.
Ansem, who had looked like Riku then turned to face Sora and got his original looks back.
Sora: Zzzz.
Ansem: I believe your line is "Riku!"
Sora began to wake up.
Ansem: Why did you fall asleep?
Sora: Can you hear yourself talking?! Man that's a long speech. You must be obsessed with Riku or something! sigh I can't work under these conditions! I'm OUT OF HERE!
Ansem: Wrong time of the month?
Sora: ROOOAAAAARRR!
Ansem: Oh meh god.
End of Second Blooper DVD
Back on Destiny Islands
Sora had hit his head on the arm of the sofa and was now knocked out.
Kairi: R-Riku. Is there more?
Riku: Unfortunately for Sora yes.
Kairi: Wow for once I agree with Ansem!
Riku: How's that?
Kairi: Oh meh god.
Psh