To answer some questions, "If you build it they will come" is from Field of Dreams, Padme and Obi Wan soon to come, and I'm guessing that Yoda CAN eat cheese. Hey, thanks for the good reviews!

Chapter 2

"Where's Padme?" asked Mace.

"She's still sleeping. The kids have been running her ragged all w-" Anakin was interrupted by Luke running through the room screaming.

"FATHER FATHER FATHER FATHER!" he yelled over and over again.

"Luke! I'm your father," Anakin said.

"Oh. There you are. Yoda left his lightsaber on the kitchen table and I thought he should have it back before Leia gets a hold of it again," said Luke, a bit worried.

The last time Leia stole Yoda's lightsaber she cut the kitchen table in half. She also destroyed three of Luke's model star fighters and half of his wardrobe. Padme was lucky to take it away before Leia "gave her a haircut".

"Thanks Luke," replied Anakin, annoyed at Yoda's ignorance.

"Yoda, for crying out loud, I don't understand why you can't-" Anakin stopped for a second, "Mace, where's your lightsaber?" he asked.

"It's right here on my… Oh crap," said Mace.

Leia was in her room playing with her doll collection. She wasn't actually playing; she was actually setting up one of her little jokes. Mace Windu rushed into her room to see her dolls, dressed in pink, and his lightsaber lying next to them.

Leia turned on his lightsaber and held up a doll.

"Look Mr. Windu! If you added polka dots, they would be identical!" said Leia, smiling.

"Give me that!" yelled Mace as he took it away and stormed out of the room.

Anakin ran into the room.

"Oh, Leia, there you are," said Anakin, gasping for breath.

"Can we please get back to business?" asked Mace in an angry voice.

They walked back to the living room and began discussing the issue: Luke's training.

"When do you think we should begin the training?" asked Anakin.

"I'll be back," said Yoda. He stopped and thought about what he just said, and headed towards the kitchen for another Pepsi.

Just then, Obi Wan arrived at the front door. He walked in and looked at Anakin and Mace.

"So, I'm gone for ten minutes and you decide to discuss issues without-" Obi Wan stopped for a second and sniffed the air, "whoa! Did someone take a crap in the microwave?"

"Yoda made an omelet," replied Anakin.

A voice came from the kitchen, "Crying in baseball, there is not."

"Anyway, we were just discussing Luke's training," said Anakin.

"Oh. Well I was thinking we start as soon as possible. I can train him," said Obi Wan.

"I think that's a good idea. He will be a powerful Jedi," replied Mace.

Ironically, after he said that, Leia pushed Luke over the last three stairs into the living room. Luke was face down on the floor, moaning in pain.

"Leia! No!" yelled Padme from the top of the stairs. She struggled to keep the two from fighting. Padme looked at everybody, a little embarrassed since she was still in her pajamas and woke up only two minutes ago.

"Oh my God! Is somebody burning hair down here?" Padme asked, shocked at the smell.

"Omelet," replied Anakin, plainly.

"Oh. Okay. What's going on down here?" Padme asked.

Chapter 3 will be up soon. R/R!