Note 2-28-12: Still reading on? My jokes were baaaaad back then. Oh, and the Peter Pan thing is so overused.. xD
Puck's POV
Peter Pan stumbled backwards. I laughed carelessly. I was going to throw another punch, when the so-called-Wendy stopped me.
"Stop!" she said. "What's going on here?"
Peter Pan smiled weakly at Wendy and said, "I heard your parents wanted you to stop pretending. I just wanted to take you to Neverland."
"Yeah well," I said. "I'll take you to Never Live Land!" I aimed a good kick at his stomach.
"Puck stop!" Marshmallow said. "Don't hurt him!" Her eyes were watering. Sabrina tried to comfort her.
"Yes Puck," imitated Peter Pan. "Stop! Dang, why did I have to have you as a brother?"
I lunged at him and covered his puny little mouth. How dare he say that we're brothers? I don't even know why we're related!
Meanwhile, the evil little blonde haired girl (Sabrina), was laughing meanly.
"Wait!" she said. "Let me get this straight, you have another brother? Who's not smelly?" She laughed some more.
I just wanted to melt in the ground. I wanted to drown myself from her evil laughter. Ugh! I could just squish her!
"Yes, my brother was in fact the smelly one of the group," Peter Pan said. I looked over at Sabrina to see what her reaction would be. Her eyes sparkled and gleamed at Peter Pan. Oh no. She can't like my brother, can she?
Wendy broke my thoughts. "My brothers are asleep now," she said. "Perhaps Peter Pan…" She smiled sweetly at him. Oh my god. Is everyone falling for him?
"Perhaps, you could take us all to Neverland now."
"Why that's a great idea, Wendy!" Peter said. Here, let me pass out sparkles. You put the sparkle under your tongue, so you will have the power to fly. If you take it out, you will no longer have the power."
"Cool, I didn't know it worked that way!" Marshmallow said.
Peter Pan smiled, "Well it does."
They all put sparkles under their tongues. Then Peter said, "Let's go!" and he jumped out the window.
Wendy and Daphne jumped out too. Sabrina finally jumped out, when I pushed her. But she didn't soar like the others; she fell straight to the ground.
I jumped out the window to save her (once again), but that stupid little green goop saved her first.
Wendy and Daphne circled around Sabrina and Peter to see if she was okay. Ugly was fine, so we flew on. But Sabrina refused to fly by herself, so she stayed right in Peter's arms.
It could have been my arms. It could have been me luring her to sleep. It could have been me she cared about. But it wasn't.
Okay Trickster King! Get a hold of yourself! You've never liked that ugly girl before, so why now? You're not seriously jealous of your brother, are you?
I slapped my face just to be sure I hated Sabrina. Marshmallow looked worriedly back at me, like if I was crazy.
We flew all the way to Neverland without stopping. When we got there, Peter showed us to our rooms in his house. I didn't know he had a house! Why don't I have a house? I'm stuck in the old lady's dump.
Sabrina had insisted to sleep with Peter Pan, because she was unbelievably cold and she was scared. Yeah, I thought. Nice excuse Grimm.
I settled into my bed and pulled out my cell phone. The old lady had given it to me for Christmas. I texted Daphne for a while. (Telling her about how Sabrina was a baby. She just made a mad face at me.)
I wonder what's going on in Peter's room. I scolded myself for thinking such things and I turned off the lamp. I rolled on my side and tried to go to sleep, not believing where I was. In my imagination, I thought I heard the door open and someone creep in, but I thought I was just sleepy. So I tried to go to sleep, yet again.
Someone turned over in the bed, that I was sleeping in. At first, I thought it was Marshmallow being scared and she decided to come in. But then I realized, it wasn't. Marshmallow wasn't this huge.
I slowly turned over to look into WENDY'S eyes. What the heck?
