Disclaimer: If you're here youi had to have read the first damn chappie and so it begins.... Oh oh and Yhamey semm co wrote it and is in it!

Sephiroth: Okay well we are back after an excellent valentines day of course I spent most of it with Cloud on our show.... I wonder when it is gonna get canceld...I CAN'T WAIT!

Yoko: Ya me too...hmmmm.

Zell: Hey look we got letters.

Reeve: Thius one is anonymous ~looks with bewilderment~

Zell: oh I'l open It!!

Hey peeps it these are for you guys. They are cinnninnninim hearts oh... oh and I have a couple of poems for you okay this is for Irvine and if you aren't into this stuff than quit pretending like ya are roses are red violets are blue... oh look Zell stepped in Poo! Courtesy of my cousin Logan.

Irvine: Oh yeah!! Who's the best! ~Grabs cinimonm hearts and puts them into his mouth.~ HOT HOT THAY ARE TOO HOT!!! ~runs around like a weirdo~

Reeve: Imbisle, Well lets start reading More letters.

|Strange but funny. Poor Cloud with the wjole small pox thing,and | |stop confusing Sheph with the name changes. It hurts his head. | |Anyway got a question for Cloud. When are you and tif getting | |married.You do love her don't you? (glares at Cloud)As for Sheph | |are you and Aeris going out? Come on Come on you know you want her | |(nugdes Sheph on shoulder) shadowfox83 |

Cloud: OOOOOHHHHHH Me and Tiff well there was kinda this night at the Gold Saucer and there was a lot of alcohol involved and I kinda already married her and I didn't wanna tell any body cause...

Irvine: DUDE YOUR MARRIED! ~tackles cloud~

Cloud: can't breathe!

Sephiroth: No I do not want to go out with that girl she is sooooo annoying. I didn't kill her because mother told me to I killed her cause she always complained! The woman does not know the word SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I WILL BE FORCED TO CRAM THIS SWORD THROUGH YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND LEAVE YOU TO DIE!!!

Yoko: Sry all of us here including Cloud are into Aerith Bashing.... Don't hold it against us though! ~reno walks in~

Reno: hey ppl how are you it is such a nice morning but why did you wanna come in so early though?

Yoko: It is ten and you were supposed to be here at ten and ARRRGH

Reno: UMMMMM did u not know that it was daylight savins?

Irvine: That was last month

Reno: oooohhh...ooops.

Reeve: Seeing as to which I haven't spoken through this whole session might I suggest we read another letter.

Hi was wondering if yoko *cough* Breezy *cough* is gay and why she kept trying to steal my controller while playing ff9... I like ff9 its better than seven!!! No... no its not.

Yhamey Semm

Yoko: That is top secret info and no I cant be gay cause well you know I like Vincent. And the rest of the information is TOP SECRET HAHAHAHAHA...HA!

Sephiroth: that was deeply disturbing even for me... no its not.

~poof! Yhamey semm pops up~

Vincent: poof??

Yhamey Semm: ~looks ashamed~ ZAP was taken ~sniffle~

Yoko: AWWWW ITS OKAY I cant use the stars anymore cause it goes bold.

Reno: I CALL DIBBS ON THE NEW CHIC!!

Irvine: damn

Sephiroth: well lets go on to the new chapter because I really Really want to get out out of here.

I have a question for sephy Where do you buy your shampoo?

Aeis's evil twin

Sephiroth: I use pantene Pro-v 2in1 and dove shampoo tangarine twist ( energizes hair for healthy glow) and herbal esenses fruit fusions. put it on the palm of your hand lather leave it in for two minutes and repeat depending on the length of your hair I tend to do it at least seven times it helps get rid of the blood stains and gives me that erie healthy shine.

All: O_O

Sephiroth: hey I might be an evil prick but I still have to look good.

Reno: SSSSUUUURRREEE well lets read another letter. |This is good... Oh, and a question for Sephiroth. Why the crap | |didn't you end Cloud for good? Black dragon |

Seph: COM ON NOW I tried do you have any conception on how hard that is especially when you have a million fangirls who are just waiting to put a bounty on my head!!

Yoko: calm down my god!

|Crystal D. Starlit |2004-02-02 |2 |Anonym| | | | |ous | |I have a question, Cloud will you marry me? I would ask Sephiroth | |but I have a better chance with you Cloud. |

Sephiroth: sorry I wont marry anyone cuz I am too special to and cloud is married so hahaha

Yoko: Ummmm there are no more letters sry but that's life...

Vincent; oh well then that was short so iguess we will leave then

Irvine; hey reno ya wanna go to the club it is so much fun and there arew really hot babes well of course there are it's a club duh.

Yoko: well keep writin peeps but I don't know if this will be my last update on this site

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Vincent: Don't remind me

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