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Description: Bella Swan is a 17 (in Witch years) year old mage, training for the Final Test, which will welcome her as an adult to the Magic World. But to even take it, her and her 'family' have to live with a group of Vampires! Throw in some romance , a love-sick werewolf, and contrasting royalty and you have an adventure that will keep you laughing! OOC and AU. Don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer: Do you seriously think I own this? I don't. I only own a few OC's. All the other characters and all that go to It's rightful owner.

That night, as I lied in by bed, I thought up a list of what could go wrong. I have only been at it for fifteen minuets and had already came up with 75. I shuddered at the thought of having to spend a whole year with them. Even the thought of it was agonizing. And that night, as I complained to myself, I didn't realize me slipping into the world of Dreams, lulled to sleep by the sound of the rain outside.

"Bella."I felt the strange sensation of someone gently shaking me.

"Bella, get up now".

My eyes flew open, and in my confusion I managed to somehow fall off of bed and land face first on the floor. Lillian's bell-like laugh filled the room.

"Gosh Bella. You are clumsy" she said.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah" I grumbled, sitting up and rubbing my now sore nose "You fall flat on your face at 5 o'clock in the morning, and see who's going to be laughing then".

Lillian started laughing again.

"Bella, it's 7 am".

"Really?"

"Yes, look at your clock."

She was right. I groggily stood up, still a little dizzy from being so abruptly woken.

"Go get showered and dressed. Breakfast will be ready in a few. You should hurry before Jared eats everything".

With that she left the room, closing the door behind her. I plopped down on my bed and sighed. 6 more days before I lave to go to my very own personal Hell. Lindan had warned us that these next few days would be full of us studying the history and traits of Vampires. I sighed as I stood up, and walked over to my dresser to pick my clothes for today.

After much deciding, I decided to pick a black T-shirt and some jeans. Carrying them, I walked over to the bathroom door. Setting them on the sink, I began to undress. I suppose much of my body was average. Nothing special. At least not to me, it was.

I picked up my toiletries bag, double checking to make sure my freesia body wash and strawberry shampoo was in there.

I stepped into the shower and closed the door behind me. Turing on the water, I yelped as a blast of freezing water hit me. I quickly turned the other knob on, and sighed in relief when the hot water hit my tense muscles. It felt so good that I would have stayed in there for hours if Jocelyn didn't start pounding on my door.

"COME OUT, BELLA! JARED IS ABOUT TO EAT EVERYTHING!" she screamed

I sighed and turned of the water. She really wasn't kidding. Once I woke up late and found Jared scarfing down my plate. That day I went hungry. My stomach rumbled just thinking about.

I dried of and got dressed quickly. I slipped into my bunny slippers and walked downstairs. Before I even walked in, the smell of eggs and bacon washed over me.

I walked in to see Jared eating like it was going out of style. No surprise there. Luckily it was his own plate he was eating. Mine was at my place on the table, still hot. Everyone else was still eating.

"Morning" I said, sitting down.

They all nodded and dad gave me a cheerful good morning. Jared was still too busy stuffing is face.

I picked up a piece of bacon and began nibbling on it. I wasn't really that hungry. I was still worried about the whole Vampire situation. I sighed, hoping that my feelings would soon prove to be over exaggerated but I still had that nagging that the worst of my fears haven't even begun.

3 hours later found me and the rest of my family sitting on the floor in a circle, Lindan in the middle, learning the history of Vampires.

"The race of Vampires are ruled by The Three Kings of the Volturi, who are sort-of like our Imperial" Lindan began.

By the way, the 'Imperial' are a group of the five most powerful Witches and Wizards who rule over us. Lindan used to be an Imperial, but retired a long time ago.

I hadn't realized I zoned out until I heard him on an entirely different subject.

"Vampires eyes darken when they are hungry. While we are on the topic of eye color, I should point out that you can determine a Vampire's diet by their eye color. If their eye color is red, then they feast on human blood. If sort of a golden color, they feast on animals, like the family you will be staying with. Vampires are known to be extremely agile and strong to the point of being some sort of a God to some people. This is also strengthen by the fact that most Vampires are extremely beautiful. Besides their basic abilities, some have special abilities, such as telepathy, the ability to see the future, and many others. Do you all understand this?" he asked.

We all nodded our heads, and h continued with his lesson.

Finally the day I have been dreading was here.

It was Saturday again, but the sun was shining brightly. I was sitting on one of my larger suitcases in the hallway, Jocelyn sitting on hers across from me. In her hand was a book she had been reading intently for the last hour. For the first time I noticed the title and stared at her, mouth agape.

"What?" she asked when she noticed my stare.

I smirked and asked "Harry Potter? Seriously?"

She stuck her tongue out at me playfully, and went back into the 'Potter Universe'.

"Girls!" Lindan called from his study. Jocelyn and I stood up, and I dusted myself off. We took the familiar path to Lindan's office/study.

It was a large room that contained his desk, his computer, and many, many books. There was some other stuff in there, but I won't waste our time on that.

Everyone else was already there, sitting on the lounger. Not seeing anywhere else to sit, Jocelyn and I sat in the overstuffed chairs that were in front of Dad's desk. Speaking of Lindan, he was currently sitting behind his desk, a sad smile on his face.

He took a look around, staring at each of us, before he sighed loudly.

"What's wrong" I asked.

"Yeah!" agreed Lillian" Your thinking about Good Morning America again. That's never good."

Dad smiled at us and sadly shook his head.

" Nothing is wrong. I'm just surprised to see my children all grown up. I'm afraid after you all leave, you'll never come to see me again."

"Awww, Dad!" Jared exclaimed, standing up and coming over to give dad a hug. In a few minuets, we all were giving our favorite father a group hug. He was currently chuckling.

"Okay, Okay. I get the point" he said" Now sit down."

We did as we were told, and waited for dad to say whatever it was that he asked us in here for.

He cleared his voice and continued talking.

"It is important that you all know that there has been a change of plans".

"You mean we won't have to stay with a bunch of sparkling, blood-sucking leeches?!!" Jared screamed, without taking a breath.

Lindan shook his head.

"Let me finish. Instead of Carlisle picking you up, like we originally planned, you all have to teleport there instead".

I moaned. "Oh, come on Dad. Teleporting takes up a lot of energy.

He just shook his head.

"I apologize Bella dear, but because of an emergency at his job he won't be able to pick you up".

I huffed and gave up the argument. As you can probably see by now, I almost never win arguments in this family.

"Anyway, I have something for all of you". Lindan waved his hand over the desk, and five small black boxes appeared. Each of them had one of our names on it. I picked up the one that belonged to me, since I was one of the people closest to the desk.

I opened it, and inside was a small dark-blue phone, a model I have never seen before.

"That will be very important to you" dad said" You should keep it on you at all times. It can do several things, such as contacting any person required, including me, searching up a new spell, or you can use it to make simple potions."

Everyone else opened their boxes which contained the same thing as my own, the only difference was that they were all different colors.

"Oh, and before I forget, the weather in Forks is very different from here, so I took the liberty of repacking all of your suitcases".

Karston stared at him, confused. "When did you do that?" he asked.

"Just now" replied father, a broad smile on his face. Lillian and Jared snickered, while I rolled my eyes.

"Well, children, I suppose we should leave now" Lindan said suddenly, looking at his watch.

We all followed him out the door, our luggage railing behind us with the use of a simple floating spell.

Father slipped into his car and we got settled, while the luggage lowered itself into the trunk. I stared at the window, watching the familiar scene fly by. Hopefully, I would be able to see it again soon.

Will Bella Swan, Jocelyn Swan, Karston Swan, Lillian Swan, and Jared Swan please arrive at gate 3.

Oh great, we were late. Dad was giving us all hugs and kisses, but I wasn't complaining about that.

"Dad, we have to leave now" I said when he let go of me. He smiled down at my face and gave me a peck on the cheek. He leaned over and whispered in my ear:

"Be careful Bella, and more importantly be strong".

I smiled. He did remember how I felt about them after all.

"Now, go" he urged pushing me on my back. I turned around to see the retreating back of my family, who ere running to the gate. I stood on my tiptoes and kissed dad on the cheek before muttering bye ,and running to the gate too.

Daannngg. It is rainy here. And the air is really dry. Jocelyn is probably worrying about her skin right now, but she needn't worry. It's always perfect.

So, after a long, uncomfortable ride, we arrived at Forks, Washington, which seemed to be the most rainy place on the earth. Right now, all of us were standing outside, behind some trees.

"So" Karston began" Who knows where we're teleporting to".

I raised my hand. "Let's get this over with" commented Jared bitterly. We all nodded in agreement to that.

We joined hands and bowed heads, preparing to say the familiar, but tiring incantation.

We arrived with a loud CRACK at some big house in the middle of nowhere. But, to someone else it would have been big, but to us it seemed really tiny.

"Who wants to represent us?" asked Lillian.

Jocelyn hesitantly volunteered. "I'm the only one his isn't on that bad terms with Vampires" she explained" And considering how we're dressed, we don't want to frighten them."

I snorted. Sure. We're the ones who are going to frighten them. But, even if I will never admit it, she had a point. We were all wearing dark capes with hoods on them. Father suggested it us to him, though I am not sure why. Something about The Imperial, perhaps.

Anyway, we walked up the short trail, and up to the door, Jocelyn knocking. A few seconds later a woman opened the door, and I think I visibly flinched.

She had a heart-shaped face and caramel colored hair. She was slender, but looked a little soft, and her eyes were a golden color But what made me flinch was two things: her skin and her smell.

Her skin was unusually pale, even more than mine, and her smell was sickingly sweet: some of the signs of a Vampire.

At first she looked a little surprised, no doubt from the mysterious hooded figures on her porch- I think Lindan described that was something their Volturi usually wore- but, from our smell I guess, she quickly composed ourselves and began to speak in a voice that almost made me barf- though to anyone else it probably sounded beautiful.

"Oh, hello. You must be the Swans, yes?".

Jocelyn nodded.

" Yes, thank you. My name is Jocelyn, and these are my brothers and sisters, Lillian, Karston, Jared, and Bella" she pointed to each of us in turn while saying this.

The woman- Esme, Lindan had told us- nodded and smiled warmly at each of us.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all, My name is Esme Cullen. Oh, it's raining terribly outside, you want to come in, yes?".

"Well, duh" I thought to myself, but Jocelyn just nodded and muttered a polite" Yes, thank you".

The woman- Esme, I mean, stood to the side and opened the door wider for us. Which each stepped in, staying in our orderly line, me in the back.

Okay, I had to admit that the place was a bit bigger on the inside, but it was still tiny. We stood in the middle of the floor, not really sure where to sit. Then Esme spoke in a voice so soft, I almost thought she was talking to us.

"Children" she called, and before I could blink, a group of five Vampires stood in an orderly line in front of us.

I groaned, not really caring whether or not anyone heard me. In front of me was a Body Builder, a Super Supermodel, A Pixie, A Blond Guy Who Looked Like He Was In A Pain, and A Guy Who Any Normal Girl- and possibly a few guys- Would Consider A Greek God.

Okay to be a bit more specific, the body builder was a tall, burly guy, who looked like he could did some serious weight-lifting. He had slightly curly dark hair and dimples.

The Supermodel was a girl who could at least compete with Jocelyn. She was tall and had long, wavy blonde hair. But I don't want to talk about her much, because the way she was looking at me was making me want to set her on fire. And the way she was holding the body builder helped me remember about that 'mate' thing Vampires had.

To move on, the pixie was really short and hard short spiky hair that was as dark as ink. Future Seer, I suddenly thought. Not sure how I knew, but it was just instinct.

The blond guy was her mate. They weren't flaunting it like Blondie over there, but you could still see it. Anyway, he did look like his was in pain, and that might be because of all those marks over his body. He was tall and lean, but he was muscular. He could control emotions.

And now for pretty boy. He was off looking to the side, while everyone else was either smiling at us, glaring at us, or had a neutral face. He had these 'full lips' and this 'bronze hair'. He was also a telepathic. Wonder how he felt when he found out he couldn't read my mind. I have to remind myself to thank Lillian for telling me.

So Esme went through the trouble of telling u their names: Body Builder was Emmet , Blondie was Rosalie, Pixie was Alice, Scar was Jasper, and Pretty Boy was Edward.

Before Esme could start talking again, Lillian spoke up.

"I apologize Edward, but could you please stop trying to read our thoughts? It's giving me a headache. And there is no use getting frustrated over not being able to read Bella's mind because she has some sort of a mental shield."

I almost burst out laughing. Jared did. It's just that the look on Pretty Boy's face was hilarious. Then I remembered we still have our capes on. I mentioned this to Jocelyn, and she told us to take them off.

Wow, they looked surprised. What thought we were mutants? Maybe I was right.

This was my personal Hell.

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