Omg i went 1 ta mal and i ws wif ma bfdf who is so kaoawi bec he kutzs himslef!111 hes soooo muishjutastud nd secxy! nd i thinki hes HOTT!111 nd we seckcsily wlaked wraond for a bit nd bent to teh rapeage btui the DRR wuz fdackin brockewn!11 nd i wass mpsed bty i wenetedc home and drunk am ramubne nd that was kawaii!11112
Goiawd i ned a boafrtnd or gurlfrend bedcuz ir baei. T-T
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Chaputa 2
Kiyyt weny bak to the mall 2mrw in hopes she wulz c shinji who was so kawaii but she didnt so she got dperest and drunk seventeen monsters because hr idel age was 17 becuz she would be hott at 17. but then she ran into her enenemy the holister mallrats msot of dem werer girls who would be hot if they wore hot topic stuff and dyed their hair black and a bucnch of othr colorz and listend to the used bt they wor all ugly shit lkik sweats and those furry hoddies even tho shi had a blak one dat waz even more money from hot topic but she stole it and somehow didnt get catched even tho hot topoic gets burgalered a lot.
Wen she pased them she saw a guy who alos have purple hair bt it waz darked she almost thought it was him nbut this guy was so kawaii desune too. This guy waz with the holister girlz and he loked all polished and stuff. Nd tehn he runned into kiotty nd that was iqew eewwewwe3w2ewewwew becud aher wqas a hawilstar pwep omg wrffffff. Ew like he was so nowasw kawaii but he hads te4ah PURPEL HARE whic wasnt liek comom mongg haqwlikstar prepws so shje was al 'wtf'.
Nd tenb he sed someothng n a leif-sahrtering secily wicun views "omg ur liek 1 of ma broffuh's fre3ndz lololol!111111" nd wlaked way seckinsly wile laffing wiff his fucking pretp frends speking of sandwich why did tey leike him sooo much he wuz ofcficiusly a figeeet nd it was officious sinmce we wasnt bawi becuiaza if eh was bi shed think "i think reijiji is a pretty cool guy. Eh kisses boys and girls and doesnt afraid of anything" ro sumethin leik that.
Btwui he wassssnty nd kitty wuyz jstut so made she wklakewd hoam from teh mall weven tho she wasnt suposost 2 brexuz she would get rapped. N tweh way homer she saw some dood anemed Rickshaw wo was loweik traying to get a Nerwrs Joie to ried him but she wouldnt nd her was sadnedned. So he prolly cuteted himself.
Snince kitty hade teh HM naermed cut she decided 2 do teh saem wonce seh got hoam. Btu worn she got hawom, hert fgriend hjad caslled. Wsatoopic kittyt haded goan to thre malkl instread of piceked ujp teh call from kamsumi who was too dumy to call her pone wso she wazs sadened.
Wut woill hjappen in chapter 3? Teuwen in plz.