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"Okay, Naruto, here we go." Sakura said, who was hiding in the bushes…with Naruto. Not exactly the best, considering that he didn't shower.

"How long is Kakashi just gonna stand there at that grave? C'mon, hurry up!" Naruto shouted. They were spying on him, waiting until he left the grave. And personally, Naruto thought it was taking forever.

As for Sakura, she was famished. She woke up at like, 4:00 just to get here and they had been watching him for an hour or so. Her Inner Sakura was getting really impatient.

And Kakashi? He knew they were there, but he didn't care. He had no idea what they were doing, though.

Finally, Kakashi walked away from the grave. YEAH! Naruto thought. He jumped out of the bushes and yelled, "KAKASHI! Come here!"

"What?" Kakashi asked, as if he didn't hear him.

"Um, Kakashi-Sensei…" Sakura walked out of the bushes. "What Naruto's trying to say is…will you come to the candy store with us? Just to say our goodbyes to sugar?""The candy store? I really can't stand the smell. Just go by yourselves." he started to walk away.

"WAIT!" Sakura stopped him. "Just come! We just want you to come." Sakura got nervous. What if this didn't work? Sasuke said it wouldn't…she should've believed him…

"*Sigh*…okay, but only for like, 2 minutes." Kakashi couldn't believe he was doing this. This was obviously some way for them to have sugar. But Kakashi wouldn't let them have it.

***"Here we are." Naruto pointed to the building. It was called "Candy Craze" (A/N: I know they probably didn't have this but whatever!) and Kakashi was considering to disappear. "Make it quick." he said. They went inside. The store was full of sugar, and nothing but. Actually, there was a sugar-free section, but Sakura made sure Kakashi didn't see that. Instead they went to the "CHOCOLATE" section.

"Boy I'll sure miss chocolate," Naruto said, doing what Sakura was told him to do. "Hey, Kakashi, have you ever tried chocolate?""No."Naruto's eyes widened. "WHAAAAT!" No wonder he hates it, he's never had sugar! Naruto thought.

"You should try some!" Sakura picked up a sample and offered it to him. Then Sakura realized:Kakashi would have to take off his mask to eat, right?

A huge grin spread on her face. Naruto looked confused, then he must've caught on.

"No thanks, Sakura." Kakashi pushed the chocolate away.

Oh no, he must think we're doing it to see his face! Sakura thought. "Um, you can do it in private, if that's what you want.""…Eh, I'll pass." Kakashi had to admit, the chocolate did actually look good.

"Please?" Sakura flashed some innocent eyes at him, but her Inner Sakura was totally getting pissed.

"Okay, okay. I'll try some." He picked up the chocolate, and then asked, "Naruto, are you gay?""No. Why do you ask?" "Sakura, could you look away?" Kakashi asked.

"Why?"

"Uh…well…when I take off my mask to eat, you see…women feel…naturally attracted to me, and…well you get the point. Naruto, you can look.""Sweet!"

As Sakura looked away, Kakashi slowly took off his mask and put the chocolate to his lips. I can't believe I'm doing this, he thought. Then, he took a bite of the chocolate and slipped his mask back on.

"Sakura, you can look now." When Sakura turned, she saw Naruto in shock.

"Naruto? Hellloooo?" Sakura waved her hand in front of his face.

"Yeah, he'll be like that for a while." Kakashi said.

"So…how'd you like the chocolate?" Sakura asked with high hopes.

"…It was good, I guess," he replied. "But I'm not letting you stop your non-sugar thing.""E-E-Eh? What?" Naruto came back to his senses. "Did it work?""No, Naruto. Let's go. I'll see you tomorrow, Kakashi-Sensei." Sakura and Naruto walked away.

Once they were out of sight, Kakashi grinned. He loved the chocolate. He just didn't want to tell them.

Man that was so good! Kakashi thought. He wanted more.

He went up to the "CHOCOLATE" section and bought a few (by few we mean at least 20) bars and hurried home.

***Kakashi sat down on his bed and ripped his mask off. Why hadn't anyone told him that chocolate was good?

No, wait.

His Dad had told him that chocolate (and sugar) was bad. He could just about remember…

*FLASHBACK*

When Kakashi was 4 and was still a wee little Genin, he got into a sugar bowl. But then his Dad saw, and he freaked out.

"KAKASHI! What are you doing!" he exclaimed.

"Oh, this?" Kakashi said, licking his fingers. "My friend told me about sugar, and I wanted to try it. And it's gooooooood.""No, no, no, don't get in that!" his Dad (A/N: Sorry I forgot his name) picked Kakashi up and took him away from the sugar.

"Why not? It's good." "No, it's not."

"…I don't believe you." Kakashi folded his arms.

Then his Dad got an idea. "Wait here," he said. As he left, Kakashi got into the bowl again. When he came back, he said, "No, stop!" he picked him back up and sighed.

"What is it?" Kakashi asked.

His Dad smiled and patted him on the head. Then he showed him a picture of a sumo wrestler. Kakashi gasped. "What IS that?"

"It's what happens when you eat too much sugar, you see. You get really fat, and none of your clothes fit so all you can wear is this diaper."

Now, this really freaked Kakashi out. "I-I won't eat sugar anymore Father, I promise!"

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Kakashi was technically breaking his promise, but who cares? His Dad committed suicide anyway, so what did he know? Kakashi smiled to himself and started eating the chocolate.

"HEYKIDS!" Kakashi shouted, waving around like an idiot, meeting Team 7 earlier than usual.

"That's…weird." Sasuke whispered.

"SoI'mearlytodayisn'tthatODD!" he said. "Let'sgetKICKIN'!"

"What did he just say?" Sakura giggled. Then she realized-he must've gotten a sugar rush from the chocolate. But how can just one piece of chocolate make someone so hyper? Sakura wondered.

"This is more weirder than seeing Kakashi's FACE!" Naruto shouted. Then he added, "The whole face, I mean.""You saw his face?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah. I'm glad Sakura didn't look." he said.

"Ididn'tgetanysleeplastnightit'….." Kakashi fainted.

"So that's it," Sakura said. "He must've had more.""But that means he's more obsessed than we are!" Naruto said.

"Exactly. Shall we leave him here?""We shall." Sakura and Naruto left.

As for Sasuke, all he said was,

"I hope you had fun eating sugar." He smiled, and left.

THE END.

~LADYICE~