Chocolate Roller Coasters
by Impervious Marr
-
Summary: Ulquiorra glared at anyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui.
Warnings: AU-ishishish. More 'ish'. MxM, GrimmUlqui, swearing, all the good stuff. Fluff and stupid humor. :D
A/N: xD Thanks for the favs/reviews:D Man, these two make me happy.
Cuteness and fluff abound. Yech.
Read and review, please! Enjoy the chapter:D
-
2
Chocolate Roller Coasters
-
-
So he was inside the amusement park, but he really couldn't see anything that amused him at the moment. Grimmjow explained earlier about them but he didn't pay much attention, trying to dodge the little hellions running around the place amok.
A sudden, thundering sound went past him and he looked up, backing away slightly from a train-like structure on poles. He noticed that he was still holding onto Grimmjow's wrist, and abruptly let go. "What's that?"
"It's a roller coaster."
Another thundering sound of the airborne car passing by him, accompanied by shrieking girls.
Oh, gods.
"Wanna ride on it?"
"You ride these things?" Ulquiorra asked incredulously, but Grimmjow was the one who gave him a funny look.
"Man, you've never ridden on a roller coaster before?"
Ulquiorra glared at the tall, imposing structure, where he could see legions of people-trash lined up for a device that made the human girls shriek like some otherworldly being. He hated human females. He didn't want to put up with their screaming for all the souls in the world.
He looked away then, shifting his glare towards Grimmjow.
"No."
He was still sullen that Grimmjow didn't tell him about all those dates with the nameless and faceless people and it stung, a bit, and just maybe he was jealous but he was mostly frustrated. He couldn't believe it! Of all the people -
Well, really, yeah. Of all the Arrancars, Grimmjow was probably the one most suited to the task.
Whatever. Those girls are lucky their nameless and faceless, or else I'll hunt them down.
Grimmjow snorted, as if he was hearing Ulquiorra's thoughts. "You are a serious sad case, man. C'mon," he started, flashing a quick, Grimmjow-Grin, "Let's ride it."
Ulquiorra stared at him for a few moments, just like the cliche case earlier, and turned away. "No."
"Aw, c'mon! We're in the amusement park already, and you dragged me in here! At least ride something. Live a little. Boo hoo, Ulqui, it's not gonna hurt ya," Grimmjow said in a baby voice, waving his hands like a moron in front of his eyes. Ulquiorra glared.
"It is Ulquiorra. I will not hesitate to resort to calling you Jagarjak if you keep up with that." For one thing, he knew it ticked Grimmjow off if someone pronounced his name wrongly. It was amusing, maybe a little bit cute, but mostly amusing.
Grimmjow snorted. "If it gets ya to ride something, then I don't mind."
"... Fine. One ride. Then you shut up, and we're getting chocolate."
Ulquiorra was obsessed over the things ever since he stumbled upon them a few days ago. Now he couldn't stop eating like he was going to die.
Grimmjow grinned toothily. "Okay."
-
Now he knew why the human girls screamed so much. Ulquiorra closed his eyes at another tall drop, while Grimmjow was shouting in delight, letting his hands up as the G-forces acted on them.
-
"That was awesome!"
Ulquiorra grabbed the bars of his seat, unwilling to move. Grimmjow looked down at him, blinking when the man didn't release his grip on the bars, even when Grimmjow tugged at him.
"Yo, Ulqui. Ulqui? Hey, man, it's the end of the end, you can let go now."
Ulquiorra's hands were shaking when Grimmjow forcibly tugged on it. He lead the Arrancar through the exit pathway and into the main walkways, towards a bench so that he could do more shaking, until the green-eyed man suddenly slapped a hand to his mouth and ran for the restroom.
He came out five minutes later, glaring at Grimmjow who was thisclose to laughing. "Not a word," he warned spitefully, but Grimmjow simply snickered.
"Wanna go on again?"
The glare that came from Ulquiorra was a definite No.
Eh, he tried.
"We're getting chocolate. Now."
"All right already, come on, I know a good place."
Ulquiorra didn't protest when Grimmjow grabbed at his hand, pulling him to another part of the park. Some curious glances were shot at their way, but Ulquiorra could only focus on how warm Grimmjow's hand was.
Well.
Um.
This is nice.
Clearing his thoughts - they went blank anyway, at the sight of the large candy store and the first thing he saw were chocolates and more chocolates and Ulquiorra walked faster, eyes already stuck to a particular muffin on the display case, bathed in an ethereal light.
Or maybe he was just real hungry.
He wanted that muffin. It was a glorious thing, dotted with chocolate chips and in a fluffy goodness he knew could be like eating clouds. He stuck his hands at the glass, looking forlornly at the muffin.
I want.
Before he could go inside and take it, though, a staff was already grasping it by the sides and putting it into a paper bag for someone other than him. The woman at the counter gave him a strange look at his detached, 'puppy-dog eyes' expression, before turning towards an unseen customer.
Wait. No. Wait. I want that chocolate goodness of that muffin.
I want!
I waaaaaant.
Ulquiorra took a few seconds to process this, and he abruptly turned around, wanting to hunt down the buyer of that muffin, before a paper bag was then shoved at his face. Ulquiorra backpedaled, blinking.
"What?"
"You looked like you wanted that muffin. Here, have it," Grimmjow said, shrugging. Ulquiorra took the paper bag and opened it.
Behold! The muffin! Such goodness packed into a delightful fluffy form!
Ulquiorra let a small smile grace his lips and he looked up to the blue-haired Espada, ducking his head after. Grimmjow snorted, taking it as a 'thank you'.
"You're welcome. Now eat on it before it gets cold -"
Then Ulquiorra started eating on it like no man should. Grimmjow stared at him for a minute, before backing away. A part of him thought it was cute, but mostly, he was a little bit more than freaked out. Yeah. Ulquiorra munched on the muffin ravenously, half of it already gone.
Right. Ulquiorra loves chocolate muffins. Check.
When he was done, there were a few crumbs on the edge of Ulquiorra's lips. Grimmjow wiped them away with a thumb, and before Ulquiorra could question it, he was already asking a question of his own.
"So... Wanna go check out the tea cup ride?"
"What tea cup ride? Sounds harmless enough..."
Grimmjow smirked.
-
End Chapter Two.
-
-
A/N: xD Omg. I dunno. Ulqui just suits the forlorn look. XD 'I want.' Omg. x3 Grimmjow, on the other hand... Lmfao.
These two just make me happy, seriously.
Have a nice day!