GreenPurple18: I don't feel like doing the disclaimer or claimer, so Tobi and Konan will... Take it away you two!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy, and GreenPurple18-chan does not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden! Masashi Kishimoto-sama does! But GreenPurple18-chan is still a good girl!
Konan: GreenPurple18 does own Mayleena, Rina, and Yuki. Plus the plot of this story.
(Time Skip - A Year Later)
I walked down the stairs with my Akatsuki cloak on, rubbing my poor tired eyes when I say Deidara and Kisame talking. I decided to do what I do best: spy...
I stayed as far away as possible behind a ... plant?
"So Mayleena's been your group for a year, eh?" Kisame asked.
"She sure has, yeah." Deidara smirked, "You got a problem with that?"
"No, not really." Kisame grinned, "Why would I when I've got Rina in my group?"
"Don't know, yeah." Deidara started, "I betcha anything Itachi wishes that Yuki girl was in ya'lls group though, yeah?"
"I know. He's been keeping a close eye on her, hasn't he?" Kisame agreed.
"We should be going now, yeah?" Deidara began, "Leader will want us down there soon, and apparently," He paused,"we have a spy, yeah." He smiled and looked at the plant I was hiding behind and said, "Mayleena you can come out now, yeah? We know you're there, yeah."
I sighed and stood up smirking.
"So why exactly is Itachi eyeing my friend?" I asked.
"Don't know. Why?"
"Well I think I have an idea, but I asked you, so I could clarify it, but you're no help at all, so I'll take matters," I paused for dramatic effect, "into my own hands." I laughed as loudly and evilly as I could.
The boys looked scared as I walked pass them grinning evilly. When I was down the stairs I found Itachi on the couch emotionless as always, Hidan hitting on Yuki and Rina, Yuki cooking, Rina talking to Sasori, Pein and Konan talking about Akatsuki stuff, Tobi jumping up and down on the couch next to Itachi yelling, "Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is a good boy!", and Zetsu was nowhere in sight.
I grinned as I walked into the kitchen with Blondie and Fishie right behind me looking as worried as could be.
"Hey, Yuki!" I greeted as I bounded up to her.
She shoved a piece of toast in my mouth and nodded at me.
"Can I talk to you?" I asked.
"Sure." She answered swallowing the toast.
She followed me to the couch were Itachi and Tobi were.
"Tobi, I need you to be a very good boy and leave." I told the hyper active-Madara Uchiha in disguise-IQ of a kindergartener-dude.
"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will do as Mayleena says!" He cheered. He then weny into the kitchen and started pestering Hidan. Not a wise idea in my book...
Itachi was about to leave when I grabbed his arm and yelled, "Not you weasel-boy! I need to talk to you as well."
He did the simplest thing ever: He glared at me... which he seems to do all the time if he's not an emotionless jerk... Aaaanywaays..
"What? That's what your name means, right? Weasel?" I asked.
"Hn."
I sighed and said, "Well Weasel, I heard from some sources that you've been keeping a rather close eye on my friend here." I paused turning to Yuki, "Snow, I know that Itachi is your favorite character off of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden."
"What's your point?" My friend asked me.
"You two should go out!"
Yuki had a look of pure surprise on her face. Itachi on the other hand did what he always does: glare. However the reaction that startled me the most was also of Itachi! He was blushing! I'm not making this up! He put a tomato to shame. Oh, man! I realized I didn't have my camera with me!So I did the next best thing and put my artistic skills to work. I drew a picture; colors and all. It was perfect. Every detail on Itachi's fave was on my paper. I'd have to get Deidara to sculpt it! I'm so evil! Blackmail! Mwahahaha!
"Fine." Itachi nodded.
"!" Yuki and I were as startled as ever. Did an Uchiha just agree to go out with a weirdo like Yuki! I had to see what Yuki said to that!
"Alright." she nodded after the shock wore off.
...I'm a freaking genius! I knew it would work!
"I'll just leave you two love-birds alone for awhile." I smirked.
... Okay, I didn't really leave; I hid behind a plant... again
"Did you agree because you didn't want to hurt my feelings?" Yuki asked.
"No." Itachianswered, "I agreed because that girl is annoying and I knew if I didn't agree she would have never left me alone."
"Oh." Yuki sighed.
"That, and," He started again, "I like you for who you are."
"That is the corniest thing you have ever said." Yuki smiled.
They leaned in and-
"Yuki!"
"What?" Said girl exclaimed.
"The ovens on fire!"
"Well get Kisame to do something about it!"
"I am Kisame!"
"Oh." She paused, "Mayleena!"
"Yes?" I asked hopping up from behind the plant.
After a moment of silence, Yuki asked very calmly and quietly, "How long have you been there?"
"I never left."
"Well go do something about the fire because everyone in the kitchen at the moment is a complete idiot."
I sighed and walked into the kitchen. Sure enough the stove/oven thing was on fire.
"What am I supposed to do about this?"
Silence...
"Alright then," I started, "Kisame use a water jutsu on the fire."
Silence... again.
"Water shark missile!"
"WAAAAH!"
(Time Skip - Five Minutes Later)
... Ummmm, this is weird... Kisame's jutsu kind of flooded the Akatsuki's base, so we're at their winter home... This is messed up! Does the Akatsuki have a summer, spring, and fall home to? Oh, well... Another thing that I'm not to fond of is the fact that I have to share a room with Deidara... I'm not going to survive the next ten hours of my life...
... Actually the only ones that are here are Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Pien, Konan, Yuki, Rina, and of course... me! I honestly had no idea where Kakuzu, Hidan, Tobi, and Zetsu were, but honestly i didn't care at the moment... I was still in the middle of trying to figure out why the evil Akatsuki would need a winter home... That, and I was trying to figure out how to get Pein and Konan together. These are my options:
1)Lock them in a room for an hour.
2)Give them the 'I know you two like each other speech' alone.
3)Push them into a kiss...
4)Wait until Christmas and push them under some mistletoe
On second thought scratch that last one. Christmas is to far away and I don't even know if the Akatsuki celebrate Chrismas... I mean obviously Hidan doesn't considering the fact that he worships some random god named Jashin or some such nonsense...
"MAYLEENA!"
"Huh?" Woops, I guess I was to wrapped up in my own thoughts and didn't here a word anyone said.
"We're going to find some food, yeah." Deidara said, "You want to come?"
"Define 'we'" I told him.
"Everyone except Pein and Konan, yeah." He answered.
"In that case, I think I'll stay."
"Well if you sure." Deidara sighed.
Why in the world did he sigh? Did he want me to come or something? Probably not... Why do I care anyway? It's not like I like him or anything... Do I? I mean what do I know about my ownfeelings? Not much... Lets face it, I can tell what any other person in any world is feeling, but when it comes to my own feelings I haven't got a clue... Gah! Why does life have to be so complicated!Sigh... I should probably start trying to play matchmaker for Pein and Konan...
"So Pein, Konan, how are you?" I asked trying to start a conversation. With Konan it was easy, but I had a feeling Pein didn't really like me...
"Fine." Pein stated simply.
"Really good." Konan answered smiling, "Why do you ask?"
"No reason, just trying to start up a conversation." I answered truthfully, "Konan can I have a word with you? Alone?"
"Sure." She nodded, "I don't see why not."
We walked up the stairs into my room, well technically it was also Deidara's room, but he wasn't there... So it was my room at the time.
"Konan, I need you to do me a small favor." I told her.
"What type of favor?" She asked.
"I need you to ask Pein out"
"For you?"
"No, for you."
"For me! Why?"
"I've seen the way you look at him and the way he looks at you. You've got nothing to fear and nothing to lose but everything to gain."
She sighed in defeat, "I hate it when you're right."
"Who doesn't?" I laughed. "Now go."
I waited in my room for about five or so minutes, when Konan came back with a humongous grin plastered on her face... I could only guess what happened.
"He said yes." I said more of a statement then a question.
"Yes!" she squealed.
That's right she squealed. The other girls and I made Konan one of us which made the other Akatsuki members a little freaked out by our powers of persuasion.
The next thing we did, you would have not believed an Akatsuki member to do. We jumped up and down screaming our happy/excited heads next thing we knew Pein had burst through the door yelling, "Where's the fire?"
We looked at him with a raised eyebrow, back to each other, and then we began jumping up and down squealing again. Pein looked at us like we were crazy, which we were and still are, then he did the weirdest thing ever. Pein started LAUGHING! I thought I had died or something! Konan joined the group of crazy girls, asked Pein out, Pein was laughing, and I was sharing a room with Dei- scratch that last part... please...
Deidara: Aww, May, what were you about to say?
Mayleena: *blushing* That's none of your business!
GreenPurple18: Alright you two break it up.
Kisame: The end of this was pretty darn messed up.
Itachi: Hn.
GreenPurple18: If that's all you're gonna say then leave, or I'll make you and Yuki a couple in here as well... Oh wait! I already did that! Well I'll still do something you won't like... Say perhaps make you sing karaoke!
Itachi *walking away/blushing* Hn.
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