Amazing Naruto Fanfiction Cliches

by The Winds of Change

Kishimoto is a bad writer so a band of twelve year old aspiring writers hope to make it better. How are they going to do it? By giving Naruto a 12 inch dick and fuck every kunoichi except Sakura. or By giving him an awesome bloodline since that fits his character better. Well, here are some of the greatest ideas that came from the greatest minds of the Naruto fanfiction community

2. Vengeful Naruto

Retarded Naruto Fanfiction Cliches

Naruto now has the dojutsu that makes him better than Hagoromo himself. He is just the walking embodiment of awesomeness, isn't he? But even with his super duper amazing powers, he still struggled against Sasuke, despite beating him with one finger a couple of months ago. I guess, the cursed seal is basically on par with the KamiShaRinnegan. Though, how the fuck was Naruto able to defeat the Sound Four in 1 move? And Kimimaro in 2 moves? Ah well, despite loathing of how Kishimoto handled cannon, you still have to follow it somehow, right?

Anyways, as Naruto brought Sasuke's broken body like a trophy in the streets of Konoha, he was intercepted by two ANBU Members.

"Uzumaki-san, your presence is requested by the Honorable council." said ANBU 1

"Why? I did nothing wrong? Besides, I'm so cool and awesome that everyone loves me... so nah, I ain't going." Naruto replied.

"You have to. This is of the utmost importance, you demon brat!" ANBU 2 said, apparently free from the effects of the NARUTO IS SO COOL Kool-Aid.

"Fine."

As Naruto entered the council room, with Sasuke's body seemingly missing as the author just forgot and wants to rush the chapter, he was greeted with jeers by the civilian council that somehow exists.

"Uzumaki Naruto, for injuring the Last Loyal Uchiha, you are hereby banished by the leaf." Danzo Shimura said as it is just something an opportunist like him would do to an incredible asset. "As for further punishment, we will not seal your chakra as we're born with IQ lower than 50 and know for sure that you would exact revenge on Konoha." Danzo added with conviction in his voice.

Tsunade, who is the strongest ninja in the leaf and has enough power to reverse the decision that was made behind her back said nothing because this is all for the brilliant plot made by our 12 year old friend, who is an aspiring fanfiction writer.

And so Naruto was banished from Konoha, with his chakra intact, the KamiShaRinnegan still in his eye sockets and only vengeance in mind. Now, he is headed to the Akatsuki hideout to join the group hellbent on hunting jinchuurikis like Naruto since it's the best thing to do if you're writing a Vengeful Naruto story. By the way, despite the spymaster Jiraiya not knowing where the Akatsuki is,which... therefore concludes that only Akatsuki members knew. Naruto was able to find it anyways.

"Konoha... I will burn you to the ground." An enraged Naruto said as he clenched his fist. What a way to start a vengeful Naruto story!

THE END