I'm back, baby! Well, you are probably annoyed by this...watching you're Desperate Housewives. So yeah, I now have enough kiddies for your characters! Let's all clap! -claps-
So I am sorry if you did not get picked...so don't sob like a baby then eat your own hand because your depressed and turn emo on me. Yeah...penguins are evil, Courtney rules, and here's the list of characters that made it in.
Disclaimer Note: I don't own anything by Total Drama.
Day 0: The Ugly People List
Chris sat in a very bustled room, which was filled with all kinds of papers, computers, and pens. Chris had dark rings under his eyes and he was writing something on a piece of paper.
"Staying up all night...reading these lists...argh," He screamed and pulled at his hair.
"Am I crazy? Of course not...not at all," He mumbles.
He picks up the list he wrote on and looked it over. "Maybe, one of these kids will keep me company..."
Chris then takes a swig out of a beer bottle, swishes it in his mouth for a while, then swallows. "Uh, I'd like these...peep...pole...people with me.
"Zac Burman."
"Dus...Dustin Chambers."
"Rich-Richard Do-Donato."
"Elija Reynolds..."
"Benji-Benjamin...Millers?"
"Bob...Allen..."
"Ryland...Hammer...ah screw it!"
"Dale...Earnhardt."
"Brandon Dash..."
"Greg Kired." (1)
"Ugh, those are guys..." Chris took another swig of beer and he swallowed it gratefully. "I'd rather get some girls here, like...
"Juliette Delilah St. John...sounds hot," Chris smirked.
"Paris! Paris Anderson in the house!"
"Reina Tanaka...a nice hotty."
"Emma Lopez, biker chick!"
"Carissa Smith, know-it-all."
"Bonnie Demizzio!"
"Agina Sanderson!"
"Tonia Hart!"
"Kenya Parker."
"Maria Martinez!"
"Danielle Evans!"
"Kryztal Washington!"
"Yeah," Chris took another sip of his alcoholic drink and swallowed again, "I want those chicks here..."
He then drops on the floor, knocked out cold, and his eye is twitching little. The light dims and it goes off all of a sudden.
"Oops, forgot to pay the electric bill," a voice from nowhere called out.
So yeah. I am seriously sorry if you did not make it. Really hard choice for girls! I almost killed myself...not literally, of course.
So here's the list of the characters again just in case you didn't want to read Chris being drunk.
Girls:
Juliette Delilah St. John – Popular Girl Next Door.
Reina Tanaka – The Overly-Sensitive, Bi-Polar Cutie.
Paris Anderson – The Mean Girl.
Emma Lopez – Biker/Media.
Carissa Smith – The Human Dictionary.
Bonnie Demizzio – The Female Ninja.
Agina Sanderson – Psycho Chick.
Tonia Hart – The Beauty Queen.
Kenya Parker – Bisexual Loner.
Maria (Mimi) Martinez – Rebel Heartbreaker.
Danielle Evans – Musical Theatre Fan.
Kryztal Washington – Country Girl.
Boys:
Zac Burman – The Idiot.
Dustin Chambers – Always-Horny Gay Guy.
Richard Donato – The Antagonist.
Elija Reynolds – The Baseball Fanatic.
Benjamin Millers – The Class Clown.
Bob Allen – The Nintendo Lover.
Ryland Hemmerlie – The Hotshot.
Dale Earnhardt – Sport Guy.
Brandon Dash – The Loud Music-Loving Disc Jockey.
Greg Kired – Know-It-All, Sarcastic Nerd.
Greg didn't have a last name on his app so I gave him one.
Hope you R&R!
Sincerely,
JayWalker11