A/N: Wow... I did not expect people to even pay attention to this fic at all O.o THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GUYS ALEKAJFLSKDGHLGH ;w; Whether you favorited this, followed this or reviewed this, thank you! I'll start working through the requests now ^^ Feel free to make more requests. Also, it's fine to repeat charas~
Jean shall take the "What's Your Personality Archetype" quiz~ character requested by Kluer ^w^
"Hanji-san... I can't! Why does it have to be him? We'll definitely go into a fight and cause everyone to worry..." Eren half-whined and squirmed against Hanji's push as they made their way towards whoever was on stable duty at the time. Since it was early in the morning, it wasn't a surprise that a newbie was doing the work. Or maybe... Levi had learned his lesson and decided to hide for a while.
"Eren, what are you doing?"
"Gah!"
"Hello, Mikasa-chan~" Hanji greeted cheerfully as cold sweat rolled down Eren's neck.
"I'm... trying to do an Armin impression?" Eren lied as Mikasa stared at him steadily, then at the piece of paper in his hands.
Her mind immediately began to work. Eren was being nervous in front of her, Eren was stuttering, Eren's face was red, Eren was holding a piece of paper... could this be... A LOVE CONFESSION!? "Were you looking for me, Eren?" She asked directly, her eyes still glued on the piece of paper.
"Uh, well, actually... we were looking for Jean..."
Crack.
"...Ohh... Jean... I saw him earlier on my way here..."
"Really~? Thanks, Mikasa-chan!" Hanji called as she zoomed Eren away.
"Jean... huh... Jean... I did not know Eren leaned that way..." Mikasa muttered darkly over and over again as she automatically followed the two to where Jean was with murderous intent.
As for our poor poor Jean... he still had no idea about the horrible fate that awaited him...
"Huh? Me? A quiz?" Jean asked, pulling down the piece of cloth around his mouth, "Is this one of those new inventions by Armin I've been hearing about from Sasha and Connie?" He arched an eyebrow at the piece of paper skeptically, "Well, you know, maybe some other time when I'm not busy shoveling you-know-what out of the stables..." the truth was, he could care less about doing Eren a favor... but since Hanji was here, he could make himself look bad in front of a senior...
Just then, he caught sight of a strand of dark hair floating around the corner. MIKASA! Alright, this was the chance to prove that Eren needed his help to do something and he was definitely worthier than this scrawny piece of meat... who could... transform into... a not-so-scrawny piece of meat...
Jean coughed once to get the two's attention, "A-actually... I guess that's not such a bad idea after all. Shoot."
"Thanks a lot, Jean! Armin will be really grateful for this!"
1. The world would be a happier place if:
A. More people fought for what was right
B. People were kinder
C. There was more reflection and less reaction
D. There was more beauty
E. People had more freedom and choices
"Definitely B." Jean stated with confidence, glancing over at Mikasa quickly as he did so. He had to choose his answers carefully here...
"Hm, okay..." Eren muttered, circling his answer.
"...What?"
"Well, Jean never hit me as someone sentimental..."
Jean's facial muscles twitched. This... little... hybrid... brat... "...N-next one, please..." before he changes his mind about taking on this monster.
2. If someone wrongs you, you:
A. Forgive if you can
B. Seek comfort in someone else
C. Think it over
D. Get away quickly
E. Fight if you need to
"C."
"I'll write down D." Eren replied, completely ignoring Jean's protest.
"Hey!"
"Eren, you have to do this according to the quiz taker's will." Hanji advised, "Here, let me do it instead." She took the piece of paper away from a reluctant Eren.
3. If you could come back to earth with a new life, who would you want to be?
A. A saint
B. A revolutionary
C. A king or queen
D. A well regarded guru
E. A model
"Write A." Eren muttered to Hanji, looking over the paper to scan the questions left over.
"Now, now, Eren."
Jean thought over the answers... there was no way he was going to pick what Eren just said. A revolutionary...? That didn't sound bad... C sounded tempting as well, but since Mikasa was listening, he didn't want to sound greedy or like a superiority complex... as far as he was concerned, he wasn't even sure what the other two options were. It was decided-
"E."
"A model...? Not sure what that is, but it sounds like one of those things Irwin makes before creating a new weapon, right?" Hanji stated, circling his answer.
"No, no! I meant... I meant B!"
"Next~"
Eren felt cold sweat running down his back once more. Who was being intentionally mean here again...?
4. When you're in a large group of people, you usually:
A. Scope out who is a friend and who is an enemy
B. Flee
C. Sit back and observe
D. Work the room and see who you can meet
E. Connect to a few people instantly
Jean smirked with confidence at this question, "Humph, I'm sure even Eren would agree with my choice... I don't even have to answer, but it's-"
"B." Eren replied, having taken the piece of paper back from Hanji.
"Hey, hey! I thought this was a quiz about me! Not about how you think of me o-or misheard me!"
Eren went on, ignoring Jean's protests completely. It was the last question, after this, neither of them will have to put up with the other again for... a while.
5. Which of these do you think is the most underrated?
A. Ideas
B. Compassion
C. Liberty
D. Justice
E. Charm
"Without a doubt... it has to be E..." Jean muttered sorrowfully as he glanced towards where Mikasa was once more.
Eren flipped the page over, tallying over his results and matching them up with Armin's analysis. "Hm... ah, here we go!"
You Are the Beauty
You have a light soul and an open heart. You trust the world, and you consider yourself a lucky person. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. Deep and emotional, you can connect well with almost any living creature. You are alluring and magnetic. People find you mysteriously attractive and appealing.
Eren stared at what he just read. "...What the f*** is this...?"
"Wow... somehow... it makes me sound so... I don't know..."
"Sorry, Jean, I'm gonna have to go tell Armin about this... major mistake."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's because you guys were messing around with it!"
"Bye."
"Hey! Come back and listen to me!"
Jean sighed as Eren and Hanji vanished, turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a mysteriously furious looking Mikasa... "Oh, Mikasa!" Jean coughed, straightening his hair.
Unfortunately for him, due to her hiding place to be a bit too far away, Mikasa hadn't heard a single thing besides the last part when Eren was reading out his results, the worlds- "mysteriously attractive and appealing". Eren... what was wrong with your eyes? Why do you have such low standards for beauty?
"Jean, do you like Eren?" Mikasa asked, staring him straight in the eye.
Jean gulped. Since Mikasa liked Eren, if he said he didn't, she would definitely flip... "O-of course! Ahaha...ha... hey, wait... what are you doing with that rake? Mikasa? Hey... hey, wait! What did I do!? SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
A/N: R.I.P. Jean. I hope that doesn't really happen though OAO"