Meanwhile back to what's happening inside the Griffin's house. Of course, all activities in the Griffin's house were nothing out of the ordinary (for the Griffins, obviously…)
Anyhow, Brian was sitting at his usual spot on the couch (the far left) as he watched TV, laughing hysterically. It also didn't help that he had already drunk sixteen bottles of beer, which he had derived from Peter's cellar of beer. This was only a small percentage of the beer that Peter kept in his cellar. There was A LOT more…
While Brian drank his little doggy-heart out, Stewie was up in his room, usually planning mass destruction, world domination and the death of Lois at that. But today, it was a little different, instead of his normal target, Lois, he decided to move onto the mutt.
'Without the stupid mutt, I'll be free! Although, even with him, he won't be able to stop me!' Stewie concluded positively. 'His death will please me very much though!'
'How should kill the mutt?' Stewie pondered for a second, before coming up with the perfect solution. 'I'll poison his drink!'
As Stewie thought, he began to to experiment with different chemicals. It took ten minutes before he decided on the perfect poison solution to add into all his precious wine.He swiftly crept down to the cellar and opened the small gate. Creeeeek!
Opening the door, he saw the cold and dark cellar. He slowly and carefully dropped a little bit of poison in every bottle of beer. As he finished up, he tossed the tube of poison aside in the cellar and crept back up to the ground.
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Meanwhile, Meg sat in her room,thinking solemnly. Like most teenagers, she dreamed of being popular and accepted. She thought of ways to become popular, her list mostly concluded something like breasts transplants, becoming anorexic, go on drugs, start drinking and other ridiculous things along the lines of that. Those were actually less than 1/4 of her ideas...
A sudden ring of the telephone interrupted Megs thoughts. She reluctantly picked up the phone. "Hello?" Meg greeted the caller.
" Hello Meg. Achoo! " The caller replied, trying to sound cool and smooth.
At the sound of the voice, Meg cringed. The geeky voice belonged to none other than Neil. Neil Goldman, the only person/nerd that would want to be with Meg. But also, the only person that's less popular than Meg.
"What do you want Neil?" Meg questioned, sounding quite irritated.
"How about a date?" Neil stated promptly.
Meg remembered the last time Neil tried to ask her out to a date. It was so embarrassing!
(back to the episode when Meg kisses the frog) Meg had finally become somewhat accepted after doing frog. She thought Connie and her gang didn't totally avoid her, but little does she know that they had planned on using her and her goody-two-shoes reputation. Trying hard to avoid Neil, she felt that she became somewhat friends with Connie and her gang.
Unable to reach Meg all day, Neil became depressed, but soon came up with a brilliant idea. Also being a teachers' pets, he easily gained access to all equipments in the office. He quickly picked up the PA system and pressed 'all rooms' allowing every student and staff to hear what he had to say.
Ahem. Meg Griffin, this is Neil. I haven't been able to talk to you all day. I just wanted to ask you; will you go out with me?" Neil said over the speaker. "Please give me some sign, Meg"
By then, the Meg's face flushed red with embarrassment. The whole school was silent before blasting into laughter. Everyone walked by pointed to Meg and laughed away. Paralyzed and shocked by what Neil had done as well as his stupidity, the unshed tears in her eye began to slowly roll down her cheek.
But Neil still wasn't finished. "Er.. Meg? I know you're here today, I saw you by the library, so please give a sign if you would go out with me!
Whispers of 'stalker' rang throughout the hallway. Meg couldn't take it anymore, she ran into straight into the washroom. Actually, being as upset as she was, she accidentally rang head first into the BOYS washroom.
She cringed at the memory, not wanting to remember it any further.
"Meg? Are you still there? Meg...? Have you decided if you want to go on a date with the Neil-man?" Neil on the other end was getting very anxious to hear the answer. (Neil-man, Lolz)
"Yeah, right," Meg answered with sarcasm as she rolled her eyes.
Not understanding or detecting the sarcasm, Neil thought Meg had agree to the date. "Woohoo! The Neil-man has won! Meg finally agreed! Yippee! Ill pick you up at seven on Friday! Yippee!" The phone went dead, leaving Meg to stare at the phone, confused...
CT: Hi everyone! Hope you enjoy the chapter. thanks to my four reviewers! Remember the more reviews i get the faster I'll update. I mean, after all, I have four incomplete stories, so the one with most reviewers gets faster updates.
Meg: But why CT? Why Neil Goldman? Him of all people! Why am I paired up with him? Why not dreamy Tom Tucker or Jeff Campbell (the nudist)?
CT: Whoa. Calm down. Save that anger when you're dumping Neil!
Meg: Oh yeah! Sweet!! (starts skipping around happily) Yay!