Alright, just to set things straight, some people brought this to my attention. First off, I wasn't demanding you to review, I wrote the first chapter in a maths class when we were studying complex numbers, it was a double, i was bored, sue me.
Second, I really wasn't expecting twice the number of people to actually review just to keep it going, so, I kind of had to think of how I was going to do this. So now that my rant is done, I hope you all can enjoy this.
Uzumaki Universe1 : Beasts of PandoraChapter 1 - Unexpected Guests
Laying on a branch in a great tree overlooking the levitating mountains of old Kumo, Naruto sat with hands behind his head against the bark of an old tree, he said old tree, because he never paid attention to the names of tree and plant life of the elemental nations in the academy, 'Not that I paid attention back then anyway,' he thought fondly, a small smile playing his lips. Running a hand through his long spiky hair. 'How the hell did I end up with Kumo again?' he asked himself 'Oh, that's right. Kirabi wasn't able to stay here because of the loss of the Yotsuki clan and Nibi took over Konoha, and Bee convinced me to leave her alone,' he thought scowling, trying to think how the tanned "rapper" convinced him to leave her. 'Oh that's right, he told me with time and isolation Yugito might be able to reawaken,' he snorted. This way the same with the Sanbi and Rokubi. In the Gedo Mezzo they stated that it was incredibly hard to control their baser instincts. Yugito, Yagura, Utakata, all fell to their inner beasts. Sanbi took to the oceans and Rokubi took to the caves of the underworld. He wanted to beat the animal out of them, but Roshi, Han and Gaara all held him back, saying it wouldn't do any good. It was his cardinal rule back when he was human, "When in doubt, beat the enemy till their naught but worm food". God he missed those days, the days when he could fight creatures stronger then him without the world falling apart. Both Han and Roshi retreated to the mountains far to the south. Gaara, stayed in the grass lands that use to be Suna, not that it did his sand abilities any good. 'I guess he just wanted to be close to Temari and Kankuro.' he thought absentmindedly. Fu? Well, she stayed close…The last time he saw any of them was, he closed his eyes trying to recall the last time he saw them. '68 years was it,?' he shrugged.
He'd been dealing with Eywa since about a month after he had gotten here. She apparently was trying to intimidate him to leave the area her magic glowing tentacle tree was in. 'Hah, Fat chance Ms Tree goddess,' he thought idly, chewing a root he fished from a pouch by his waste. Taking it off and bringing it to his face he examined it boredly. It was a simple thing, nothing particularly fancy about it, faded brown tough leather, a small tear on the flap and the tooth of some carnivore under it on the main body of the pouch, bringing it back down to the piece of vine he used as a belt for the skin he wore. God how he missed pants, there was no uncomfortable Breeze with them, especially with underpants, Kami, what he'd give for a pair of them. Whether it was pity on Eywa's part, or just great craftsmanship, this and a few other things had been the only things to survive Eywa's purge. And that right there was something that had been bothering him for decades. How the blue blazes did Ewya sever the link to the summoning realm? Naruto closed his eyes, shaking his head as thunder rumbled in the dista- 'Wait a second, it's nothing but blue skies this afternoon!' he thought alarmed. He hopped up of the branch he was leaning on and ran up the side of the tree. 'Thank god I got my Youki under control, it only took 13 goddamned years of constant work to get back to water walking level.' he thought with a slight twitch as he reached the top of the tree. Breaking the foliage he stood on a lone branch devoid of leaves. He looked around agitatedly, trying to find the source of the rumbling, it could very well be a meteor, and he wasn't about to let one of those things hit the ground again, the last first one did far too much damage.
His tails were now visible, long gold and crimson tails swayed agitatedly in the vibrating air. Finding the source of the shaking air, his slitted pupils constricted further, his vision becoming telescopic. His pupils contacted until they were barely discernable lines in the sea of blue. Gliding down from the sky was a giant…metal…bird? He felt a glimmer of hope bubble up from within him, he remembered hearing stories of the metal bird summons of Kusa no Kuni. Closing his eyes to let them reset back, he opened them again, bent his knees, and shot of the branch in an incredible burst of speed, the branch obliterated from the force and the tree he was in and the ones around him were blown back, swaying dangerously from the force of the winds. Naruto tree hopped, swung when the branches weren't strong enough to support him, every now and again heading to the canopy to track were the metal bird was heading before it landed.
'Goddamnit, it's heading into the edge of my territory!' it's not that he had bad relations with the other Sentient Bijuu, it's just that it was heading into the only female of the group's Territory. Fu, The seven tailed Horned Beetle. She wasn't all bad, but the thing was, she'd been forced into celibacy for decades, and the last thing he wanted to deal with right now was a horny bug, especially a horny bug that knows sex and has been starved of it since Han left with Roshi. Fu would no doubt see the Bird and head towards it as well, if she wasn't using her tails as "substitutes" again. 'I was sure I'd be scared for life after seeing that,' he thought with a shiver.
'Though,' he mused. 'Maybe getting laid wouldn't be so bad, Ero-sennin always made it seem like it was supposedly better then ramen,' he thought, tapping his chin, ducking a tree branch in mid air.
Reaching a cliff overlooking the valley the bird summon landed in…wait, WERE THOSE PEOPLE COMING OUT OF IT'S ASS? His eyes slitted once more, watching the humans, yes, HUMANS unloading crates, blocks, and other things he didn't recognise. They hadn't just come in this day, they had been here for weeks by the looks of it, setting up some kind of structure. They must have came in on one of Eywa's storming periods…
'Wait, that's not a summon, it's an air ship!' he narrowed his eyes, remembering seeing the specs for something similar when he went to Haru no Kuni on vacation that one time.
Looking at the people, he noticed they had gas masks on and were they? Of they were, they were wearing PANTS. Naruto drooled, stealing himself to swipe a few pairs of them. His danger senses rang in overdrive as he flipped back, avoiding being impaled by multiple arrows, his telescopic vision reverting as he blinked his eyes.
"It's nice to see you again, Naruto-kuuuun," a demonically female voice overflowing with lust rang through. Looking over, he saw Fu in what they called partial release. Her lime green hair looked as if it was on fire, a beetle like horn in the centre of her head, her eyes decidedly bug like, her seven tentacle like tails whipping around. She was wearing the orangey red with tiger strips of a Toruk, as the Na'vi affectionately called them. She'd fashioned it into a skirt that absolutely clung to her smooth hips, three slits. Two for legs at the sides and one right up them middle, and a belly top. Two straps on either side of her shirt and a large V down the centre of her chest, revealing her tightly set cleavage. Around her were no less then a dozen Na'vi hunters, all were ready with their bows notched.
Naruto chuckled nervously. "Hey Fu. Your looking well, what's with the fan club?" he asked, trying to think of some way he could end this without getting shot, or ravaged by the green haired Bijuu.
"Why thank you Naruto-kun," Fu said sweetly. "And these, they are the Na'vi who turned themselves over to satisfy me," she stated, as if on cue one of the Na'vi got on his hands and knees, pulled her skirt to one side and started licking her womanhood. She put her hand on his head and pulled it away. "Not now my darlings, we just came to have a little chat with my friend here," she said eyeing Naruto like a piece of meat.
"I prefer the term associate," he said folding his arms and focussing his Youki, his eyes starting to grow purple. "Now if you'll excuse me, Fu, I need to get me some pants."
He was about to turn, but in lightning fast motion, caught Fu's clawed hand and back fisted her away, before dodging a flurry of arrows from the Na'vi.
"Not interested Fu," Naruto growled menacingly, his tails swaying dangerously behind him. From the corner of his eye, he saw people down in the valley arm strange things, pulling them out and aiming at them. Pushing a charging Fu back he leaped back as well, his advanced eyes tracking the pellets of metal fly from the barrels and shoot towards them.
Leaning back his head, he breathed deep before letting loose an earth shattering roar, the pellets seemed to stop before firing back at the shooters. He sent a warning glance at Fu, before retreating back into the jungle, back to his mountains and back to his home. 'Heh,' hey thought, a smirk adorning his feral face. 'Never thought I'd call Kumo home…Bee, you're a dead bull when I get ahold of you… not what is ms tree doing I wonder?' he asked himself, before heading to Eywa's home/link to this world.
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