1.1.1.1.1.1 Chapter 2
Nina: I can't believe what Jerks those guys are. Steve, make us a cuppa tea.
Steve: (Opens tea box) EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Nina: (gets out big-ass machine gun from down her bra) WHAT!? I'll kill em!
Steve: We're out of tea!!!!
Nina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Steve: How'd you fit that gun down there?
Nina: (shrugs)
Steve: There's a note on the bottom. It says HA, HA LIMEYS! I GOT YOUR TEA! COFFEE RULES BITCH!!!
Nina: We'll show 'em!
Steve: (puts on a pair of boxing gloves) I always thought I could take on that Phoenix
Nina: No. We'll hit them where it hurts
Steve: I only fight the clean fight sister
Nina: (Gets out "Mama Nina's Crate o' TNT") Meet me at the port tonight
1.1.1.1.2 ***That night at the port
Nina: Did You come alone?
Steve: Geez! I know I don't have any friends but you don't have to rub it in.
Nina: You've got me
Steve: Well whoop de do!!!
Nina: That's not nice
Steve: why an I here?
Nina: To help me take out the coffee tanker. Knock that guard out
Steve: You could of done that
Nina: No I couldn't, remember what happened to Lei on Homecoming.
Steve: Oh yeah (goes & knocks out guard)
Nina: Now take this stick of dynamite & stick it on the bow of that tanker. I'll take the stern. & Be quiet
Steve: Will do (Starts Humming the Mission Impossible Theme while walking casually & tossing dynamite up & down)
***20 minutes later
Nina: (Runs to gate & sees Steve filing his nails) How did you finish so fast!?
Steve: (shrugs) I don't know. Lets dump 20 tons of caffeine into the sea already
Nina: (gets out detonator)
***The Law's residence
Marshall: (Looks out of window& sees big-ass mushroom crowd from port direction)Forest. Look at this
Forest: Hey! Just like Lei on homecoming
***The next day Steve's English class
Hwoarang:…& that's why I think everyone's should have my name tattooed to their ass.
Steve: How can I put this nicely?….That stunk! That was the worst oral I've ever heard.
Hwoarang: No need to spare my feelings sir
Steve: Good! You should be in Jail for being so dumb!
Police: (Barge In)
Steve: Right on queue
Police: Steve Fox
Steve: @_@(Points at Jin who is wearing a big ass shirt saying "I am Jin Kazama")
Police: You're under arrest.
Lee: (Walks past door) no you're under arrest
***In Jail
Jailer: Hey, Fox! Visitor (lets Nina enter)
Nina: Oh Steve I was so worried. I came down as soon as I found out (Hugs Steve)
Jailer: 5 minutes lady (leaves)
Nina: (Turns hug into choke hold) Alright, Fox. If you ratted on me I swear I'm gonna…
Steve: (chocking) Calm down, They haven't even taken my finger prints yet.
Nina: GREAT!!(Lets go) Here, put these on!
Steve: "Mamma Nina's fake fingerprints" How'd you get these past the guard?
Nina: Women have more hiding place than men (holds packet toward Steve)
Steve: (Backs away) Where have those been?
Nina: Just put 'em on
Steve: Nuh uh!
Nina: You wanna go to jail?
Steve: DON"T TOY WITH ME WOMAN! WHERE WERE THEY!?
Nina: Come here (whispers to Steve)
Steve: @_@
Nina: Happy?
Steve: (Sniffs packet)
Nina: (Slaps Steve)
Steve: Sorry
Nina: I can't believe what Jerks those guys are. Steve, make us a cuppa tea.
Steve: (Opens tea box) EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Nina: (gets out big-ass machine gun from down her bra) WHAT!? I'll kill em!
Steve: We're out of tea!!!!
Nina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Steve: How'd you fit that gun down there?
Nina: (shrugs)
Steve: There's a note on the bottom. It says HA, HA LIMEYS! I GOT YOUR TEA! COFFEE RULES BITCH!!!
Nina: We'll show 'em!
Steve: (puts on a pair of boxing gloves) I always thought I could take on that Phoenix
Nina: No. We'll hit them where it hurts
Steve: I only fight the clean fight sister
Nina: (Gets out "Mama Nina's Crate o' TNT") Meet me at the port tonight
1.1.1.1.2 ***That night at the port
Nina: Did You come alone?
Steve: Geez! I know I don't have any friends but you don't have to rub it in.
Nina: You've got me
Steve: Well whoop de do!!!
Nina: That's not nice
Steve: why an I here?
Nina: To help me take out the coffee tanker. Knock that guard out
Steve: You could of done that
Nina: No I couldn't, remember what happened to Lei on Homecoming.
Steve: Oh yeah (goes & knocks out guard)
Nina: Now take this stick of dynamite & stick it on the bow of that tanker. I'll take the stern. & Be quiet
Steve: Will do (Starts Humming the Mission Impossible Theme while walking casually & tossing dynamite up & down)
***20 minutes later
Nina: (Runs to gate & sees Steve filing his nails) How did you finish so fast!?
Steve: (shrugs) I don't know. Lets dump 20 tons of caffeine into the sea already
Nina: (gets out detonator)
***The Law's residence
Marshall: (Looks out of window& sees big-ass mushroom crowd from port direction)Forest. Look at this
Forest: Hey! Just like Lei on homecoming
***The next day Steve's English class
Hwoarang:…& that's why I think everyone's should have my name tattooed to their ass.
Steve: How can I put this nicely?….That stunk! That was the worst oral I've ever heard.
Hwoarang: No need to spare my feelings sir
Steve: Good! You should be in Jail for being so dumb!
Police: (Barge In)
Steve: Right on queue
Police: Steve Fox
Steve: @_@(Points at Jin who is wearing a big ass shirt saying "I am Jin Kazama")
Police: You're under arrest.
Lee: (Walks past door) no you're under arrest
***In Jail
Jailer: Hey, Fox! Visitor (lets Nina enter)
Nina: Oh Steve I was so worried. I came down as soon as I found out (Hugs Steve)
Jailer: 5 minutes lady (leaves)
Nina: (Turns hug into choke hold) Alright, Fox. If you ratted on me I swear I'm gonna…
Steve: (chocking) Calm down, They haven't even taken my finger prints yet.
Nina: GREAT!!(Lets go) Here, put these on!
Steve: "Mamma Nina's fake fingerprints" How'd you get these past the guard?
Nina: Women have more hiding place than men (holds packet toward Steve)
Steve: (Backs away) Where have those been?
Nina: Just put 'em on
Steve: Nuh uh!
Nina: You wanna go to jail?
Steve: DON"T TOY WITH ME WOMAN! WHERE WERE THEY!?
Nina: Come here (whispers to Steve)
Steve: @_@
Nina: Happy?
Steve: (Sniffs packet)
Nina: (Slaps Steve)
Steve: Sorry