Leafpool: I know how to make it un-boring!
Firestar: OMSC LEAFPOOL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LIFE UN-BORING! EVERYONE, GET YOUR TAILS OVER HERE!
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Everybody: =^o.O^=
Firestar: GET OVER HERE!
Everybody: *doesn't move*
Firestar: Get over here or else!
Longtail: *looking in the other direction* Or else what?
Firestar: Or else you don't get any COOKIES!
Rosekit: We have cookies?
Firestar: Yeah, and you're missing out 'cause you're a kit! Nyah nyah na boo boo! Come on, COOKIES, PEOPLE... um... er... cats...
Rosekit: WAHHH! I DON'T GET COOKIES!
Everyboby: *scampers to the Clan meeting*
Dustpelt: Who's Boby? *to authoress, a.k.a. Daybreak*
Daybreak: NO ONE! Why aren't you at the Clan meeting?
Dustpelt: Because I'm not a Boby.
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We interuppt this Fanfic for an important news bulletin. A brown tabby cat has been taken to the hospital in critical condition. It is unsure whether he will survive to eat cookies next chapter. That is all.
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Firestar: Leafpool knows how to make life un-boring! Because, as we all know, life is soooo boring.
Cloudtail: But didn't you hear, Birchfall and Berrynose ran across the ShadowClan boder!
Firestar: Oh, you must have been talking to my dummy. He's very cuddly. *hugs dummy of Firestar, which suddenly appears next to him*
Cloudtail: And why was you dummy there instead of you?
Firestar: *mutters* ...I was almost up to the next level... Oh, I'll get you, Fox... I'll get you...
Cloudtail: WHAT was that?
Firestar: SO, Leafpool, your idea, if you please.
Cloudtail: *mutters angrily*
Leafpool: SLEEPOVER! But only for the she-cats.
All the toms in the Clan: *complain*
Leafpool: Come on! It'd be fuuunnnn!
Feathertail: *suddenly appears* Yeah! I get to order pizza!
Leafpool: ?
Feathertail: *in unison with Leafpool* ? Hang on, I'm saying 'pee'!
Firestar: *looks down at Leafpool* Oh StarClan no! They've done it! They've given me... *chokes*
Sandstorm: *does the heimlich maneuver* Did what?
Firestar: *terrified whisper* ...bambi eyes... Okay, Leafpool, you win! *breaks to the leaders den, sobbing*
Leafpool: Yea!
All the toms: *run away screaming*
Feathertail: Who are we inviting?
Leafpool: Tawnypelt for starters.
Feathertail: Why are we whispering?
Leafpool: I don't want to wake anyone up.
Feathertail: Oh.
Leafpool: Who do you want to invite?
Feathertail: *in normal voice* Well, Squirrelflight of course.
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Leafpool: *sighs* THAT'S why.
Squirrelflight: *starts doing the Irish jig* Dance with me Ashfur baby!
Ashfur: *dances with Squirrelflight*
Bramblclaw: *growls* What are you doing with MY she-cat?
Squirrelflight: Danceing! And now... *skips off into the forest with Ashfur in tow*
Brambleclaw: No! You're MY she-cat! *runs into the forest after HIS she-cat*
Leafpool: *whispers* He has possessiveness issues.
Feathertail: *giggles* He's cute!
Leafpool: *stares at Feathertail*
Feathertail: Well, he is!
Leafpool: *clears throat loudly* Well, here's the list.
Leafpools' List 1. Tawnypelt 2. Squirrelflight
Feathertail: Will we be safe?
Leafpool: Hopefully.
Leafpools' List, Continued 3. Mothwing 4. Hazeltail
Feathertail: Why Hazeltail?
Leafpool: Hazeltail is awesome. She knows how to cut loose. *looks off into the distance dramatically*
Feathertail: *begins hacking*
Leafpool: All right, all right, I'll move on.
Feathertail: *spits out a furball* Yuck.
Leafpools' List, Continued, Continued 5. Sandstorm 6. Snowbird
Feathertail: Do you even know Snowbird?
Leafpool: No.
Feathertail: Then why...?
Leafpool: ShadowClan cats go to sleep first. Especially queens.
Feathertail: Ah.
Leafpools' List, Continued, Continued, Continued 7. Whitewing
Leafpool: And that's it!
Feathertail: Wait, you need 8 cats.
Leafpool: Why?
Feathertail: To make it equal. And you don't have any cats from WindClan.
Leafpool: *stutters* B-But I d-d-d-don't have a-any f-f-fri-friends in W-Wind-WindClan.
Feathertail: Oh really? *arches eyebrows*
Daybreak: Wait. You have eyebrows?
Feathertail: You typed it!
Daybreak: Right, carry on.
Feathertail: Hey! ...You need a new warrior name. How about... Mouse-brain-who-couldn't-find-her-way-out-of-a-hole!
Daybreak: You will regret those words.
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Leafpool: Oh come on, she's me best friend.
Daybreak: Who cares? And why are you talking like a sailor?
Leafpool: I am not! YOU made me speak this way!
Daybreak: You are lucky that you are my favorite character. Otherwise...
Squirrelflight: *comes back* *screams loudly* HEY FIRESTAR!
*****In the sun-drown-place...******
Midnight: *hears the words 'HEY FIRESTAR'* Huh? Oh StarClan, it's Squirrelflight. Why does she have to be so loud? *hears some more shouts* Ay yi yi!
*****Back at ThunderClan*****
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Daybreak: No! No interruption!
Interruption: Yes!
Daybreak: No!
Interruption: Yes!
*****Two hours later*****
Daybreak: No!
Interruption: Yes!
Daybreak: No!
Interruption: Why no?
Daybreak: It's too choppy! Nobody will read this FanFic.
Interruption: Fine, I'll move.
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Squirrelflight: FIRESTAR, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
Firestar: *does not come out of his den* *whispers* Yes?
Squirrelflight: I NEED TO GO TO THE NURSERY!
Ashfur: *appears* Yep!
Brambleclaw: *sobs* Why, O why, Squirrelflight! Why muste ye hurt me in suche terrible ways?
Squirrelflight: *trots over to Leafpool* When's the sleepover? And where's Feathertail?
Leafpool: She... um... er...
Squirrelflight: *brightly* She went back to StarClan?
Leafpool: She might be... But can you die twice, that is the question.
Brambleclaw: OMSC Leafpool knows Shakespeare! I am so over you Squirrelflight! *leaps on poor Leafpool*
Leafpool: Get off!
Poor Leafpool... Anyways, I'm not so sure on continuing this story. I wrote this awhile ago and just decided to upload it. I've got another chapter to upload, but if after that, not many people like it, I'll stop this. Just FWI.