Nikko & Werscer: Who? Taz: Many different descriptions have been offered by witnesses of the creature. But we know it looks like a human with spikes covering his body, and a sword to fight with. The spikes are poisonus. You are marked to be killed by him. He has a blood curdling scream that is another attack. Not surprisingly, the Jersey Devil legend is fueled by the various testimonials from reputable eyewitnesses who have reported to have encountered the creature, from precolonial times to the present day, as there are still reported sightings within the New Jersey area. Many ball breaking theorists who ruin the fun believe that the Jersey Devil could possibly be a very rare, unclassified species which instinctually fears and attempts to avoid humans. Such elements that support this theory include the overall similarities of the creature's appearance , with the only variables being the height and color. Another factor that supports the cryptozoological theory is the fact that it is more likely that a species could endure over a span of several hundred years, rather than the existence of a single creature living for over 500 years.. In 1840, the devil was blamed for several livestock killings. Similar attacks were seen in 1841, accompanied by strange tracks and unearthly screams. The devil made an 1859 appearance in In addition to these encounters, the creature was seen flying over several other towns. Since the week of terror in 1909, sightings have been much less frequent, but did not by any means end. In 1951 there was another panic in A bizarre rotting corpse vaguely matching the Jersey Devil description was discovered in 1957, leaving some to believe the creature was dead. However, there have been many sightings since that time. In 1991, a In In January 23, 2008 the Jersey Devil was spotted again this time in Litchfield, Pennsylvania by a local resident that claims to have seen the creature come barreling out of the roof of his barn. The person wishes not to be named at the moment. On September 26th, 2010, we spotted him. He poisoned Nikko. Nikko: For further questions about the Jersey Devil, please visit: en./wiki/JerseyDevil . Taz : Warning: Contains big words. Werscer: We have to do something! Taz: We need to reasearch the Jersey Devil. If we can kill him, his victems will finally be at rest. And Nikko will be cured. int: bedroom Nikko is taking a nap. Then the Jersey Devil crawls into the room. A woman screams. It is the Jersey Devil. He brings his claws out. Nikko wakes up and screams. Taz & Werscer run in. Nikko is gone. Taz: Damn! Why Jersey Devil, why? WHY?! WHY?! Taz sees Nikko. He is hiding in the bathroom. Nikko: Is it g-g-gone? Taz: Yeah. It is. Int: Living room, night. Nikko is scratching his neck. Taz: Nikko, let me look at that spot. Taz looks at the spot and pulls out a white thing. All: AGAIN?! Int: training ground, morning The three lone boys are kicking and punching targets. All: What's our family motto? Nikko: Kick butt Taz: Kick butt again All: Don't take no crap from nobody! Kick their ass if they bother you! Send them home crying to their mommies! Int: New jersey forest, night There is a fire. A jersey devil sits nearby. Well, two are. Jersey Devil # 1: Well Tak, you failed to kill our enemy, Nikko. Kill him or our plan will be RUINED! Kill him, or... Just look at it this way Tak, either way there is going to be a death. You have 3 weeks. I'm warning you, you bastard, do not screw this up. You hear me? Servant: ( whimpers) Master: DO YOU HEAR ME? ( punches the servant hard in the face) WELL? Servant: Yes. Master: soon, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! Both: mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (fire goes out) Both: That was all of our sticks! (crying) Narrator: Do you want to know what happens? Tune in next time to find out! Just joshing ya, it's a movie for God's sake!
