The ceremony was over and now Dib and Zim waited for a SIR unit. Zim was ecstatic over the fact he got a mission and a slave. Now, referring the creature as Dib-slave. The other could only smirk as nervous Irken's treaded carefully by him. The Tallest's had a special model for them.
"Why's your head so big?!" The blue-eyed robot asked latching onto Dib's shoulder.
"Is it supposed to be stupid?" Zim asked the Tallests. Purple and Red held back laughter. Dib detached the bot from his arm and pulled out his blade, a killer's twisted smile on his face. The Tallest gulped as that look was turned to them.
"Gir, you like to hug your Mama and Papa?" The smile grew. Gir squalled in joy and launched at the Tallest. "Bye Mama Red! Papa Purple!" Dib hummed innocently as Gir embraced the two in a death grip hug. Finally Gir let go and ran back to the creature that picked him up casually.
"Yea, bye Mama." Dib laughed walking to the transporter. Zim followed them making sure they herd how the planet would be destroyed in no time.
"Dib-slave you'll have to tell me your species and weaknesses."
ONE WEEK LATER-
Red passed up and down in the massage room waiting for one specific call. All the other Invader's called in except this one.
iMaybe they're dead./i
That thought didn't entertain him like so many other deaths would. Why?
"Sir! Message from Blorch!" One of the smaller Irken's with green eyes said, looking at the screen.
"Accept! Now!" He ordered. Quickly the giant screen showed live feed. The creature, Zim laughing evilly, and the defective SIR unit latched onto Dib's shoulder stood. Rat people bowed at there feet. Well mainly Dib who had a bit of blood on the corner of his mouth.
"The planet Blorch has been concurred my tallest! And I've grown two inchs!" The Invader exclaimed happily. Red's jaw dropped at he heard this.
"What?!" The Tallest yelled in surprise. Zim's antenna's twitched slightly at the Tallest's tone. "Show me." He ordered the three. Dib with a sigh stood up and grabbed a tape from one of the slaves.
The creature shoved it into the computer's drive and it began to play.
iDib was killing with his blade, barely having to try as he slashed one of the thousands of Murderous Rat People's throat's. Gir himself accidentally set off a laser blasting holes into anything or anybody near by, and Zim was setting explosions body limbs everywhere./i
i"Hey, Zim not so close to the left!" Dib shouted. Zim nodded and opened his PAK, shooting beams of death. The battle lasted fifteen minutes at most before only a few Rat People were left. They dropped down on there knees and bowed, begging for mercy./i
Dib out of the whole fight got only a scratch on his palm. Zim was in fair condition and Gir was to stupid to get hurt.
"It was a piece of cake, my Tallest send some Irkens to take charge." Zim said, proudly, loving his ego being stroked. Dib looked around the message room.
"Hey, where's Purple?" He asked, no respect in his tone, just conversation.
"He's getting us nachos. Your Teleporter will be ready in a few minutes. A expedition team will come as well." Red said staring at Dib.
"Aw, well, I'll just have to gloat later. You two really didn't think we would be able to do it." The creature said blandly.
"Dib-slave! Show respect to the Tallest!" Zim commanded Dib rolled his eyes.
" No, thanks, I'll pass." The creature then turned to look at one of the rat people. "You, I want you to spread a message. Death is promised if any of the Irken's coming here are harmed and you've seen I'll keep that promise."
The rat person ran away quickly to spread the message, pure fear on her face.
"Can we have muffin's?!" Gir asked loudly. The creature opened his pocket to pull out a yellow lollipop and gave it to Gir who jumped off his shoulder to get it. Dib pulled out a red one and popped it into his mouth.
"Hurry up with that transporter. This place is covered in blood and I hate the after smell of a fresh kill." The creature put a hand through its hair in thought before sitting down on the ground next to Zim.
"Ending Transmission." Dib said before the screen went black.
Purple, at that moment, came in happy with the bundle of snacks he got for himself and his co-leader.
"What did I miss?" He asked, stuffing his face with chips.
"Zim's concurred Blorg they're coming back." Red said holding his stomach. His squishy splotch was acting odd. Purple coughed making Red cringe away in disgust.
"What?!"
"Transportation Pod's active three beings are coming." The same Tech officer reported. Red not bothering with the snacks raced to the teleportation room.
Dib looked bored as Gir slobbered over the lollipop he had gotten not to long ago and Zim seemed to talk and talk. Red calmly walked in only to be tackled by Gir into a hug.
"See Gir, your Mama is just fine." The creature snorted his emotion's changing slightly.
"Gir, get off the Tallest! And Dib-slave apologize." Zim snapped the commands.
"When hell freezes over." Dib yawned and began walking away. "If you want me, you won't find me. I'll come whenever." And with that he left them. Red looked over at the door.
"I apologize for my slave's behavior, my Tallest! I'll punish him later."
"Yea, ok."