Chapter 2: Evil Con Carne No More
The portal opened up to reveal that they were warped to Bunny Island, the laboratory of the great mastermind, Hector Con Carne, along with his band of servants, the Evil Con Carne.
Boogey: Oh, I've always wanted to do this. Open fire!
They did to the island what they did to Retroville; ashes and dust, no survivors. All that was left was Hector's brain, which was squashed by the robot five seconds later.
Dutchman: I love this new machine! Let's go wreck some more universes!
Boogey: In due time, Dutchy. I've got a very special place in mind.
Meanwhile…
Two years have passed since their last adventure with SpongeBob and company, and Billy & Mandy were relaxing with each other on the couch, watching the local news. Billy grew up a little bit, but he was still a dunce. Mandy stayed the same, only now, Billy IS her boyfriend. They've been dating since returning home from the Rift. The news anchor reported a breaking headline.
News Anchor: This just in: An unknown being has just wiped out the entire Bunny Island. The island was home to the millionaire mastermind known as Hector Con Carne. Sources say this being could be making its way into town. Citizens are advised to evacuate ASAP.
Mandy: That's a bunch of bullshit. I don't buy that silly sob story.
Grim (Walking In): Oh, it's true, Mandy. I saw the whole ting as it was happening. And it's also true that we could be next.
Billy: Mandy, we gotta get outta here! But where do we go?
Mandy: He's just trying to scare you, babe. Grim, while you're up, get us something to drink. Here's $20. Stop at the Flapburger while you're at it.
Grim: You know, I've gotta life as well.
Mandy: A life of going around the world, reaping the souls of the dead, is not my concern. Nor is it anyone else's.
All Grim did was leave, while sneaking a few curse words under his breath.
Billy: Don't you think that was a little harsh?
Mandy: Eh, he'll get over it.
A few minutes passed. Then suddenly, they heard a loud boom from right outside their door.
Billy: What was that?
Mandy: I don't know. Let's check it out.
They went outside to see the giant robot, confirming the news report was indeed true.
Billy: Grim was right. What do we do now?
Mandy looked at the road, then back at the robot. She then looked at Billy.
Mandy: Run!
They ran as fast as they could, as the rest of the town behind them was being destroyed. Grim eventually joined them as the robot was gaining on them.
Grim: I told you dat ting was real! But does anybody listen to me? NO!
Mandy: Just shut the fuck up, Grim, and get us outta here!
Grim opened a portal with his scythe, and it took them back to the Rift, keeping the robot in Endsville.
Dutchman: Boogey, they got away!
Boogey: There's no need to worry about them. It just makes our job easier.
Inside the Rift, they could see the events that were being played in Endsville.
Billy: Our home…
Mandy: It's gone…
Billy: How do we stop that thing from destroying anymore towns or universes?
Grim: I'm afraid there is no way. They're too strong and too powerful. They're definitely stronger than Nergal and Plankton were.
Mandy: Plankton… Plankton… (Gasp) That's it! Grim, are you able to make a portal to Bikini Bottom?
Grim: Well, it takes a lot more energy than it does to just make a portal, but I can try. Stand back.
Grim then proceeded to swing his scythe, opening a portal to the destination Mandy requested. Without hesitation, they all jumped in.
WITH ALL OF THE DESTRUCTION GOING ON, WHAT WILL BILLY & MANDY BE ABLE TO DO? AND WHAT IS MANDY PLANNING? READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT!
DISCLAIMER: EVIL CON CARNE SHOW AND CHARACTERS BELONG TO MAXWELL ATOMS.