Another Sappy Love Story
By Yumi Koruda and JohnnyCakes148
Disclaimer: We do not own the Outsiders… Sadly. Alternatively, Dairy Queen or anyone else except the crazy OC. Characters are a tad bit OOC. We do however do own Darry Queen.
Get in crazy with the cheese whiz!
Chapter 2: Darry Queen
As Karley walked through the doors of Dairy Queen, she discovered something very extraordinary. She took her seat next to Johnny and said, "You do realize Darry is a queen."
Everyone was silent. "What?" Darry said surprised.
"You are the queen of dairy," she said.
He stared at the child in confusion. "How so?" he asked.
"Are you really that stupid, or can you just not read?" she stated with pride.
"What?" he asked again.
Karley shook her head in disappointment. "This restaurant is called Dairy Queen, and your name is Darry; therefore I, Karley LaRusso soon to be Cade (Johnny blinked at the girl) have concluded that Darry is a Queen."
There was another long pause, until Sodapop opened his mouth, and said, "whose goanna order the food?"
"The queen of course," Two-Bit said silently.
Darry instantly turned his head and gave Two-Bit a hard glare that could kill. "You can almost hear him glare," Katt said quietly. Darry turned his glaring abilities toward the little girl.
Gabby cleared her throat, "I think Steven and Keith should do it."
"How the hell do you know my name?" Two-Bit yelled.
"My brain is far more intelligent than yours, child," Gabby stated while Karley nodded.
"What do you kiddies want then?" Steve asked.
"I want cheeseburgers," she added, "with extra cheese."
"Roast and cheese sandwich," Katt said.
"What about you, girly?" Two-Bit asked Gabby.
"Some potato chips."
They don't have potato chips here," he said then walked away with Steve.
At that moment Gabby was extremely displeased. Wouldn't you? Think of your all time favorite thing. When you want it you should get it, right. Gabby would absolutely not put up with this. She sat strait up in her chair and looked straight at her big brother. "Jacob?"
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Go to the store and buy me a bag of chips," she demanded in a strait tone.
Jacob just got up and walked out the door, preparing for his not so dangerous mission to get his younger sister a bag fried potatoes. The one thing he was destined to do.
"Why doesn't he listen when we tell him do stuff," Karley asked.
"I think Her Highness is Jack-ob's favorite," Katt said.
"That would explain a lot," Karley commented, "What do you think Gabby?"
By then Gabby was upset and was sulking at a table in the corner of the restaurant.
"So, kiddies, what brings you to Tulsa?" Sodapop asked.
Katt and Karley looked at each other. Katt took a deep breath. "Well, it started when our daddy died from lung cancer. After that our mommy went little…"
"Crazy, Psycho, Mad, Idiotic, Zany, some other word that means insane," Karley ranted.
"… Yeah something like that. Anyway, when our family got our dads will it read the Jack-ob would get his money. There was a lot. Then our mommy started saying some strange things."
"Like?" Darry asked.
"Like, I am how I am supposed to be the Devil," Karley said, "She kicked me out, and since Katt's extremely co-dependent she followed me. Gabby followed because that crazy lady was starting to scare her."
"We had nowhere to go, so we called Jack-ob and he bought us a house here in Tulsa," Katt finished, "We had to live on the streets alone. It was really cold and we had to use news paper to sleep. Karlyle kept getting sick and one time ended up in the hospital."
Johnny suddenly became really emotional. He didn't want to cry in front of everyone. His stupid eyes just had to let a tear drop go down his cheek.
Karley looked at him, "Have you been crying Pretty boy?"
"No," he said simply, "I just got something in my eye."
"In both?" Karley asked.
"Um… Yeah," he said.
"You're lying," she said flatly.
Johnny said nothing. "You have very pretty eyes, Pretty boy," Karley said.
Johnny's face got red. "I-I-I guess yours are pretty too," he said having trouble.
"LIES!" Karley shouted as everyone in the place stared at her.
Johnny got scared and tried to scoot away, but Karley just got closer.
"Karlyle, you scared the puppy," the youngest girl said.
She shook her head, "No, we're getting along just fine."
Suddenly Dally burst through the doors. "I heard someone yell lies!" shouted Dallas. "Did I miss something?"
Ponyboy shook his head, "Nope, just Karley-"
"Karlyle!" Karley shouted.
"Fine, Karlyle was just yelling at Johnny." Dallas glared at the loud girl.
"What happened?" he demanded.
"Well, Karlyle complemented Johnny on his eyes, and he said that hers are pretty too. Then she. . . Got a little out of hand, and yelled, 'LIES'."
Dally got mad, "You stupid broad! You don't yell at Johnny!"
"Fine I won't, anyway what's your name?"
"I'm Dallas Winston," he stated proudly.
"Well Dal-ASS, I won't yell at Johnny anymore." Ponyboy looked at Karley, no one ever called Dally that.
"What did you call me? You worthless piece of shit!" Dallas yelled.
"I might be a piece of shit, but at least I don't look like an elf!" Karlyle shot back.
Dallas got furious, his face was as red as red wine. "You're a bitch!" Karley nodded.
"Try telling me something I already don't know," after that Dallas stomped of into one of the corners. That corner happened too have Gabby in it. Dallas's heart skipped a beat when he saw her. Her hair was blonde, I mean blonde, blonde. She had her arms crossed in front of her chest, glaring at the empty salt shaker. Dallas didn't want very many people, but he wanted her. He walked over.
"Did the salt shaker do something too you?" She didn't say anything, she just looked at Dallas like he was stupid. (Compared to Gabby he was.)
"Hello," he said.
She cleared her throat, "What could you and your small mind possibly want?"
"Fine you broad, I could be talking too so many other people right now," he said that while sitting in front of her. She started giggling, "What?" Dally asked out of confusion.
"You must have a lot of other people to talk to, if you're wasting your time sitting in front of me," she stated.
Dallas was staring at her with great respect. Usually he never respected a woman, but she was just. . . Different. "Are you smart?"
"No."
"What?" He didn't understand, she was obviously smart.
"I'm not smart, I'm more than smart. I'm a highly intelligent genius, to be exact. I'm the smartest LaRusso in existents," she was proud of how knowledgeable she was.
He didn't know what to say, so he just asked, "Why are you at Dairy Queen, if you aren't even eating any food?" She stared at him again like he was stupid.
"Because, I'm waiting for my brother to get my potato chips," she said that like eating potato chips at a restaurant was normal.
"Potato chips? Can't you just get fries?"
"NO!" Gabby supposedly yelled, but her loud voice was just about how
normal people talk.
"Well why not?" He asked.
"Because, potato chips and fries are very different thing. Chips are cut thin, and good. And fries are thick, and over salty."
"But, they're both made of potatoes. . . Right?" Gabby shook her head, for what seemed like the millionth time that day.
"Is this conversation going anywhere? Because if you're going to ask me out I'm going to say no."
Gabby POV
This boy's stupid, he knows nothing! He didn't even know that fries and potato chips are both from potatoes!
"What is your name, boy?" I asked.
"Dallas Winston, but call me Dally," this boy has an ego! He thinks he's something great.
"Okay Dallas, when are you going to leave me alone?" He shrugged.
"When I actually get to know your name."
"LaRusso, Gabby Moon, now leave my presents."
He laughed, "You name is LaRusso?" Like I said STUPID!
"No! My names Gabby, you unintelligent pompous," I'll be surprised if he actually knows half of what I just said.
"Pom-pom, what?" STUPID!
"What are you doing with my sister!" Jacob yelled, I didn't even notice he walked in the restaurant, because I was so occupied by staring at a stupid, pompous.
"He's trying to impress me, but it's really not working."
"You," he pointed toward Dallas. "Leave my sister alone, and you," He looked at me, "I brought you some chips." He handed them to me, and I realized, this guy is a moron! Almost everyone I know are stupid!
I pointed towards the name of chips, "These aren't potato chips."
"What? I'm pretty sure they are." I shook my head.
"This isn't a potato chip," I said pulling out a triangle shaped chip. "This is another lousy attempt to make a chip better than a potato chip. Can't you tell by the salt content?" He shook his head.
"If that's not a potato chip, what is it?" Dallas asked.
"This, is a corn chip. CORN! What were you thinking? That I like corn or something?"
Normal POV
Dallas was completely confused, Gabby was wearing a jacket that said, KORN on it. So doesn't she like corn? "But you jacket says KORN on it."
She nodded, "Congratulations, you can read! But my jacket has nothing to do with potato chips."
"But you like corn chips. . . Right?"
"NO! I hate corn chips."
Jacob eyed the clock on the wall, "I have to go."
"Where are you going?" Gabby demanded.
"To a bread convention."
"Who was that?"Dally asked Gabby.
"My brother, now I'm leaving. Please do not follow me." Dallas did exactly what she didn't want him to, he followed.
Meanwhile across the restaurant Steve, and Two-Bit came back with food. They handed Katt her sandwich, and Karley her cheeseburgers (Which just happen to have an extremely large amount of cheese on them.). The rest of the gang just got burgers, and fries.
"Isn't that too much cheese on that burger?" Ponyboy asked Karley. She only shook her head.
"No, but thanks for reminding me Ugly," she stuck her hand in her jacket, and pulled out the largest amount of cheese whiz the group has ever seen. By the time she was done adding cheese, the burger was about three inches long.
"Karley-" Johnny started, but he was cut off by an irritated Karlyle.
"How many times do I have to tell you guys? My name is Karlyle, not KARLEY!"
Johnny's eyes got big, "I-I-I'm sorry for calling you Karley, but isn't that a little bit too much cheese," Karley gagged at his comment
"What?"
"I agree with Johnny," Ponyboy added, "Isn't that a little too much cheese?" She shook her head, "No!"
"Hey what are you guys doing tomorrow?" asked a bored Katt.
"Maybe get jumped by some Socs, why?"said Steve.
"Karley, they're real," whispered Katt.
The rest of the gang was confused. "What's real?"asked Pony.
"Socs," stated Katt.
"Yeah and there's Greasers too," added Johnny.
"Katt and I thought that Socs and Greasers weren't real. That they were just a made up game," Johnny looked at her. "Well when we were little we made up a game where you grab hoses, and spray each other until someone gives up."
Two-Bit got happy, "I want to play, and can we play at the park?" Katt shook her head in disagreement.
"No, you need a trampoline, and a whole bunch of hoses."
"Why?" Asked Darry.
"Here I'll explain," said the youngest, "First you split into teams, and name each other, Greasers or Socs. Then after that you do that, one team gets on the trampoline, and the other stands on the ground and spray each other with a hose. You have to have a net on the trampoline though."
"How come?" asked Johnny.
"'Cause things can get pretty nasty when you play this game," explained Karley.
"Why?" asked Steve.
"You might slip and fall off, but there has only been a couple of injures throughout all the years of playing this game, and none of them have been because of falling."
"Well. . . What happened?" asked Darrel.
"Karley and I were running around the yard, and I was getting sprayed with a hose, then I made a mistake by taking the hose from her. At first she was pushing me, and I was pulling hair. I thought it was just a cat fight, but Karlyle was out to get blood, so I ended up with a broken leg, and wrist. And Karley walked off with a sprained ankle." Katt told the gang, she looked at Ponyboy, who had a horrified expression on his face.
"You mean she hurt you?" He asked. Karley nodded.
"It was an accident, everyone gets pissed at times, and I just happen to get mad more often, so want to play?" Johnny and Pony shook their heads, while the rest of the gang nodded.
"Okay tomorrow around noon, we will meet you at. . ." Katt trailed off.
"The Dingo," Two-Bit suggested.
"Sure, bye guys," waved Katt.
"Bye Pretty boy," said Karley, and with that the two of them walked out of the restaurant. Knowing that they made new friends, and wondering where Gabby went.