Me: Chapter Two is here! And thanks to The Queen of Night for being the first reviewer! This time it's Percy's turn for disclaimers!

Percy: Dang...Hetalia is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya and me and everyone else are owned by Rick Riordan. The only thing Magic Pipe owns is the plot. And, by the way, when are we gonna show up?

Me: Umm...later... ^J^


Previously..

"WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE! EVERYONE IN OVER HERE SEEMS TO BE FALLING ASLEEP FOR NO GOOD REASON! SINCE NOBODY IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW, WE WILL BE HOLDING AN EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT HERE. IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK, RAISE YOUR HAND IN A WAY WHICH DOESN'T INSULT MY COUNRTY'S PAST! SPEAK FOR EIGHT MINUTES ONLY."

America's POV

Now that Germany mentioned it, everyone in Manhattan falling asleep was a big problem, but nothing that he, the HERO, couldn't handle.

"America-san?"

America turned towards Japan. "Yeah, dude?"

"Werr, since your citizens are asreep, does that affect your energy?"

"Well, no, since Manhattan is only a city in the big o'l USA, it won't do much, I think. Besides, a true HERO doesn't just fall asleep in the middle of a mission, dude," America said. He looked at the other nations, all of whom were gaping at him.

"MEIN GOTT, AMERICA ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING SENSIBLE!"

"BLOODY HELL, IT'S A MIRACLE!"

"Amerique~ did you happen to eat England's food today?"

"SHUT UP FROG! MY FOOD ISN'T THAT BAD!"

"Meiguo, if you did get food poisoning from Opium aru, I can sell you this ancient Chinese medicine aru!"

"CHINA? YOU TOO?!"

"Comrade Amerika is actually thinking...kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol."

"Come on! Do you really think the HERO is that stupid?"

"Yes."

America, dejected, sulked and crawled to an emo corner.

~Comercial Break Time Skip Brought to You By The Great And Powerful and AWESOME PRUSSIA! Who will now invade your vital regions ^J^~

Percy POV

Percy was heading back to the demigods' hotel after another battle, when he turned the corner and saw something strange. There were 8 people who looked around their 20's, arguing and strangling each other. They couldn't be mortals, since they were awake, but they looked too old to be demigods.

I should probably report this to Annabeth, Percy thought.

And so he did.

America POV

America frowned for a moment. He was sure he just sensed one of his citizens named Perseus Jackson walk by.(1) Perseus. Sounded like one of those Greek superheroes Greece told him about. Didn't that guy chop off Medusa's head or something?(2)

"Hey dudes! I think one of my people just walked by us!"

"BLOODY HELL AMERICA WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?"

"AFTER HIM ARU! We could get some important information off him aru!"

"If he doesn't respond, then I will use my Magic Pipe on him, da?"

"Russia-san...I doubt that wirr work..."

"Wait, how do you know that this person is a gars and not a joli fille, China, Russia?"

"Ve~ Who? Mr. America or his citizen?"

"WHO DO YOU THINK VE ARE TALKING ABOUT ITALY?!"

The Axis and Allies chased after Perseus, with America and his citizen radar leading the way.

Annabeth POV

"They looked like they were in their 20's, and they didn't instinctively chase after me with a demigod radar like most monsters," Percy informed.

Annabeth thought over this for a moment. With the whole place snoozing, monsters shouldn't have to cover up their identity, so those 8 were probably demigods. But the problem was their age. Hmm...

"HE'S OVER THERE!"

Annabeth and Percy turned around to see 8 guys matching Percy's description running towards them.

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY DIDN'T CHASE YOU, PERCY!"

"UMM, THAT DOESN'T MATTER! WHAT DO WE DO?"

"WE'RE OUTNUMBERED, SEAWEED BRAIN, SO RUN!"

Annabeth and Percy ran for their lives as the 8 guys chased them.

~Time Skip Comercial Break Brought to You By Belarus, who passes along a message for Mr. Russia:~

~marrymemarrymeMARRYMEMARRYMEMARRYME~

England POV

They were chasing after this 'Perseus' guy for awhile now. Bloody hell, the bloke could run! And his girlfriend there wasn't too shabby either. Hopefully the Frog wouldn't be the first to catch up to them, otherwise he'd leave all of them mentally scarred. Well, only the guy and his girlfriend, since France had already scarred the Axis and Alllies.

"HEY PERSEUS JACKSON! COME ON WE ONLY WANT TO TALK! SLOW DOWN, SHEESH!" America yelled. England rubbed his head, exasperated, when the boy only started running faster.

Where did I go wrong raising him, again?

Percy POV

Percy and Annabeth only started to run faster when the cowlick guy called out his full name. These guys were monsters for sure. Although he still didn't get why they didn't just take off their Mist disguise and reveal themselves already, since all monsters have like claws and poison and things. That would sure make it easier to kill him.

"WAIT ARU!"

Percy looked back. The Asian guy with a ponytail and a baby panda was pointing to the United Nations flagpoles. The flags were falling onto the ground. Percy didn't see how this was revelant to the subject at hand, but at least it gave him and Annabeth some extra time to run.

They had hid behind a large building to watch the eight guys.

"HOW DARE THAT STUPID MOTHERF***ING GIANT DESTROY OUR PRECIOUS FLAGS!" The guy with the cowlick roared. "CHARRRRGE!"


(1) Each nation has a citizen radar that enables them to sense when a citizen of theirs is nearby and where they are and some basic info on that person. Because their, like, the nation.

(2) Haha America, they both did ^J^

gars- French for 'guy'

joli fille- French for 'pretty girl'

Me: Chapter Two is done! Remember to review ^J^ Also, for the translations I used Google Translate, so don't sue me if they're wrong :-)

Percy: We showed up! FINALLY! :-)

Me: That's no big deal, Percy.