Renegade...and Alpha? Chapter Two
As Suicune lept across the floating rocks throughout the distorted dimension that was Giratina's home, she noticed Giratina was remainingeerily silent. "Giratina?"she asked the dragon. "Yes?"answered the spectral giant. "Do you hate Arceus for what she did?" Giratina laughed so hard it seemed as if he was on the floor rolling...if there was a floor. "Hate her? I practically love her! But then again, in today's society, what's the difference."Giratina continued to laugh. Suicune was shocked. "But she banished you to this her-forsaken dimension? Shouldn't you harbor some resentment?" asked the beast of the wind. "No. You know Arceus, she's all 'I command this' or 'You are banished to insert-world here'. One day she'll banish someone to the happy dimension, the next she'll bring 'em back to do a job for her. She's probably going to bring you back tommorow."explained the Renegade. "WHAT? WHY DIDN"T YOU SAY SO?" asked the frustrated dog. "I assumed you had already been 'banished', given Arceus's talent for temper issues, and knew she would bring you back."said Giratina. "Oh. Good point."replied Suicune, continuing to leap on. "Whatever happened to Cyrus?"said Suicune, changing the subject. "He went insane, ate his Pokemon, and is slowly starving to death. The only reason he hasn't died from thirst is because of the water supply here. Want to see him?"asked Giratina. "Sure" replied Suicune. Giratina quickly summoned a floating rock with a strange blue-haired man on it. "What? Maurice? Do you want your fan back? I'm sorry, it's still at the cleaners. You'll just have to get Elizabeth to clean your bathtub for you upcoming reception. I'm sure Abraham Linclon will appreciate your taste in air-fresheners."rambled the obviously schizophrenic man. "What happened?"asked an astonished Suicune. "Extended Distortion world exposure has an adverse effect on human mentality, often driving them to schizophrenia. I've seen it happen 20 times."explained a rather composed Giratina. "I see."stated Suicune, barely understanding the Renegade's vocabulary. "Anyways," continued Suicune."We should probably get going now."."Right. Hop on my back."said Giratina. Suicune complied, and the two flew off towards a glowing portal, and went straight in...
Meanwhile, at the Bat Cav-err, I mean, Hall of Origin...
Arceus rested atop her throne. She was slowly contemplating her excuse for bringing Suicune back to the Real World, when Zapdos appeared before her. "My liege,"sycophantly Zapdos bowed,"Reports state that renegade legendaries Deoxys, Darkrai, and Groudon are destroying Fiore."finished the one-headed thunderbird. "Thank-you Zapdos. You are hearby banished to the land of arrogant scotish terriers."declared Arceus, whisking the bird away in a flash of light. Now then..she thoughtWhat to do with the Reebels... "It's pronounced Rebel, with a short e, you harpy."said an all-too-familiar voice. "GIRATINA?"screamed the terrified Alpha. "Yup"said the ever-calm centipede, teleporting into the hall along with Suicune.