Okay, I'm back with a new name and a renewed passion for fanfiction. I'm actually been pretty motivated to slow my ass down and stick to a few stories instead of posting so many and I lose focus and end up doing something I regret.
Ahem. Reviews!
WakeArchus: Glad you think so.
BANKAIZEN: Oh, it will be.
the DragonBard: Do you perhaps dislike this story for that reason? My bad. Tell you what? I'll try not to exclude Issei from future stories. However, if you do dislike this story for that reason; I warn you now, do not read my future story The Red King of Oblivion. However, if you dislike OC stories to begin with NEVER read anything I post I warn you now.
Anime PJ: Cool.
Without further ado
Chapter 1: Date with an Exorcist.
"So, this is your house?" Caleb asked as he looked at the simple white two-story house.
"Yep, since I was a kid." Akito said. "It's a shame Irina couldn't come."
"Why?" Caleb asked.
"We used to play here so much before we joined the church." Akito said looking at the house. "We slowly grew apart afterwards; we're still friends, just not like the old days." Shaking his head, Akito opened the door and led Caleb inside.
Caleb looked through the darkness before hearing his partner clap twice. The lights turned on and Caleb looked again. He noticed the walls were painted royal blue and the floor was covered in black carpet. The living room had a large white U-shaped couch, a 40-inch flat screen TV, and a few game systems. The dining room had a long marble table with 8 wooden chairs and a chandelier. The kitchen was large, with a fully stocked double doored fridge, which also held an ice and water, and white cabinets.
"Make yourself at home while I get changed." Akito said as he headed upstairs.
"What about my room?" Caleb asked.
"All upstairs, 8 in total, 2 are occupied, each have their own bathroom." Akito said. "I labeled the ones that are taken, so pick which ever you like the best."
"Alright." Caleb said as he headed upstairs as well. Caleb saw the doors that were labeled, the first was midnight blue door with a sign that said 'Akito' and the other was black with a sign that said 'Tenma and Vestele'. He picked the room across from Akito's and opened the door. He saw the room was rather plain with a white door and white room with a mattress and a desk. "I expecting something…more."
"We leave the vacant rooms alone in case something like someone moving in happens." Akito said in the doorway. "Decorate it how you like how you like, I don't judge."
"Of course not." Caleb stated with a playful smirk. "You of all people CAN'T judge."
"Why not?" Akito asked.
"You shot Willis countless times with a potato gun." Caleb said with a deadpan.
Akito raised an eyebrow. "I don't see your point." He said.
"You always did it randomly." Caleb said. "He couldn't even smell a French fry without flinching."
"Not my fault." Akito stated, as if it were nothing but fact. "The self-proclaimed Superior Exorcist should have had better reflexes."
"Sure, and this had nothing to do with his attempts to woo Griselda and Irina." Caleb said, teasingly.
"That uptight son of a monkey fucker doesn't deserve either of them!" Akito yelled angrily.
"You know that he has more opportunities for him to try without you there, right?" Caleb said. He got worried when Akito's face went blank before walking to his room and slowly entering. 'Should I be worried…nah.'
Akito on the other hand, let out a maniacal chuckle. 'Oh, he won't. I may be gone but his suffering still continues.' He thought.
-Elsewhere-
Griselda was currently enjoying herself, more than she probably should. However, she didn't care.
In the middle of the training ground was young man with fair skin, long wavy auburn hair, green eyes, and a princely face. He wore robes one would commonly see on a father of the church. His name was Willis Walters, a rich man that trained to become an exorcist for a few years. The young man was currently shaking in fear. Why? He was surrounded.
By potato guns. Gatling guns to be exact. Each operated by remote control, which was in Griselda's hand. Willis noted she had a particularly sadistic gleam in her eyes.
"You've been doing well so far Willis." Griselda said.
"Naturally, I'm not like that foolish Shirayuki brat." Willis said arrogantly. "I'll show everyone I'm better suited as Caleb-sama's protector."
Griselda rolled her eyes. 'We'll see about that.' She thought menacingly. "Well if you're better, then you shouldn't have a problem beating his record."
"Of course not, what is it?" Willis asked.
"Potatoes from every direction at the same time for 2 hours without taking a single hit using his bare hands." Griselda said as she pressed a few buttons. "Let's begin."
Willis paled.
-Akito's house-
Akito suddenly felt happy. 'I should do something nice for Griselda, maybe buy her something special.' He thought to himself.
"Hey, I forgot to mention, that we're going to be attending your girlfriend's school starting tomorrow." Caleb said from his room.
Akito sighed. "Alright." He said before closing his door.
-Next morning-
Akito sighed as he stood outside the Classroom waiting to be called in. "This is gonna suck." He said.
"Please come in and introduce yourself." The teacher, Ms. Kariya, said.
Akito stepped in and saw the class was full of girls with only three boys. He also noticed a distracted Aika, writing furiously in a notebook. "Hello, my name is Akito Shirayuki, and I hope we can all get along." He said with a bow and a smile.
All the girls began to whisper while the three boys glared at Akito.
"Are there any questions?" Ms. Kariya asked.
Most of the girls raised their hand causing the teacher to sigh.
"Uh, you." Akito said pointing randomly.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" the girl asked.
"Yes." Akito said, a bunch of hands went down and there was a collective sad sigh. "Any other questions?"
Silence.
"Guess not." Akito said with a sweatdrop. 'That's depressing.'
"Well, Shirayuki-san, you can sit behind Kiryuu-san." Ms. Kariya said. "Aika-san!"
"1943!" Aika yelled before noticing everyone, including Akito, looking at her. "What's going on?"
"Hi Aika-chan." Akito said with a smile and a wave.
Aika blinked as everyone's looks changed to shock. "Akito-kun, what are you doing here?" she asked further shocking everyone.
"I'm joining your class." Akito said with a chuckle.
"Wait a minute." Yelled the boy that looked like a bald monkey.
"How does someone like Aika know this enemy to men?" The one wearing glasses asked.
"Yeah, what's the story?" The brown haired boy asked.
"Simple." Akito said before pausing for dramatic effect. "She's my lover."
Silence.
More silence.
Almost there.
'3…2…1…Now.' Akito mentally counted.
"What!?" was the collective response.
"Akito-kun, we haven't reached that point yet!" Aika yelled with a megawatt blush and a slight nosebleed.
"Keyword, yet." Akito said with a wink. For extra measure, Akito licked his lips seductively.
Steam shot from Aika's ears as her blushed increased and more blood dripped from her nose. She quickly sat down and refused to meet any of the jealous glares being directed her way.
Ms. Kariya coughed with a blush of her own. "Shirayuki-san, please take your seat so we can begin." She said.
"Yes sensei." Akito said with a kind smile. He walked to his assigned seat but as he passed Aika, he slowly drags his finger up her arm, causing the girl to shiver in pleasure. 'I wonder how Caleb is doing?'
-With Caleb-
Caleb sweat dropped at the class of girls arguing about who would become his girlfriend. 'I should've listened to Akito.' He thought as he remembered Akito's advice.
'If they ask if you have a girlfriend, say yes, even if it's a lie, for the love of God, say yes.'
Caleb had ignored that advice, believing Akito was overreacting and now he was stuck in this predicament.
'Damn it.' Caleb mentally cursed. He get just feel the smug grin on his guardian's face.
Akito had that smirk for the rest of school.
-Time skip-
Akito sighed again as he went over everything in his head a fifth time. He was wearing a white shirt under a red blazer, black jeans and black sneakers.
"Oh my god, you're nervous." Caleb said from the doorway. "One of the biggest flirts I have ever seen, is nervous about a date."
"Shut up." Akito said with a light blush. "It's been a while."
"Sure it has." Caleb replied smugly. "When was your last date?"
Akito's blush deepened. "2 years ago." He said.
Caleb stared. "Okay, real funny, seriously when?" He asked again.
Akito said nothing as he applied some cologne and grabbed his wallet.
Caleb's face morphed into shock. "You're serious. He said in loud whisper.
Akito said nothing as he walked past Caleb and tied his hair into a ponytail.
"Wait a second, we first met two years ago." Caleb noted.
"And everyone assumed I was going to turn out like Willis and brag about how I'm guarding the Liaison of Heaven." Akito explained. "So Griselda, took me on a mock date to celebrate."
"…Do they even KNOW you!?" Caleb yelled in slight anger.
"Calm down, they hated my guts to begin with." Akito said. "Something about favoritism, sleeping with Griselda, being Dulio's kid, so on and so forth."
"What was that second one?" Caleb asked.
"Honestly, thinking that I, The Badass of Epic Sexiness, Akito No-Fucks-Given Shirayuki, would be the son of the laziest man to exist since motherfucking Snorlax!" Akito ranted as he walked downstairs. "Fucking unbelievable, the concept alone is grounds for heresy, HERESY GOD DAMNIT!"
Caleb blinked. "What in God's name is a Badass of Epic Sexiness?" he asked before sighing and shaking his head. "Only an Akito could come up with that."
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT ONLY I WOULD!?"
Caleb chuckled before going back to his room for a nap.
-With Akito-
Akito was nervous as he waited for Aika to arrive. "Why the hell did Caleb put me in this position?" he whispered before he was tapped on the shoulder. He turned and saw a girl that had hair that reminded him of a bat but he sensed a familiar energy signature. "You're Aka-chan's familiar aren't you?"
The girl giggled and handed him a paper with the Gremory seal and the words, 'Your wish will be granted' at the bottom.
"Thank you." Akito said before pocketing the paper.
The girl nodded before leaving.
"Aki-kun!" Aika yelled as she ran up to him. She is wearing black shirt under a jean jacket, a matching skirt, white thigh high socks, and black dress shoes. "Sorry if I made you wait."
"Not a problem, I haven't been here long." Akito said before offering his arm. "Shall we?"
-A few hours later- (I'm sorry but I have no idea how to write a date.)
Akito sat in a park with Aika right next to him their hands intertwined and blushes on their face.
"I had a lot of fun today." Aika said.
"Yeah? I'm glad." Akito said before taking a deep breath. "There's just one more thing that needs to be done."
"Really, what's that?" Aika said as she turned to him.
"This." Akito said as he kissed her on the cheek causing her to blush.
Aika blinked in shock before turning away. "That was…"
"Is something wrong?" Akito asked as he gently cupped her chin and turned her back towards him. "Would you prefer a kiss on the lips?"
Aika blushed but another voice spoke up.
"Aww, how sickeningly sweet."
Akito saw a single black father before he pulled Aika out of the way of a light spear. He looked up and saw a woman dressed in what was a essentially straps of leather, and black crow like wings.
A Fallen Angel has appeared.
(Chapter End)
So sorry this took so long. College, Work, friend's problems, personal problems, etc.
ANYWAY. Need suggestion's for Caleb's Brave Saints. And if you have suggestions for the Harems that works too.