Rosalie's POV

"Emmett!" I screamed, "Get this mutt out of our room!"

"Hey Rose," Jacob said, "What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been UFO sightings!" His laugh was about the most annoying thing I have ever heard. Just then something flew through the open door and through the closed window on the other side of the room. The mutt was gone!

"Who broke what now?" I heard Esme yell from downstairs. I walked over to the broken window and right when I got there, Bella, Alice, and Renesmee were behind me. We all looked out and saw pale skin and fur. Emmett was the one who ran through our room and took Jacob out the window.

"Emmett!" Nessie yelled out the hole in the wall, "leave Jacob alone!" Emmett stood up and Jacob ran into the woods. He came back and he was fully dressed and human again. Esme puts extra clothes in the woods for him now. Nessie jumped out the window ran across the lawn and hugged the stupid mutt. "Are you ok Jake?" I heard her ask him.

I turned around to walk out the door when I heard something pop and laughing. I looked down… bubble wrap? I looked over my shoulder. Everyone was laughing at me, even my Emmett!

"What the hell?" I shook my head. Emmett stopped laughing and looked at everyone else.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves." He tried to hold back his laugh but couldn't. I ran out of the room. Everyone followed me downstairs and to the kitchen. I looked around and, "WHAT THE HELL! ESME IS GOING TO KILL YOU!" I yelled.

Esme came in laughing. She was in on it too! UGH! There was bubble wrap all over everything! I looked over at Edward's piano… uh oh.

"EMMETT WHAT DID YOU DO?"

Edward ran in and tackled Emmett and I had to get in on it too, to try to get Edward off of Emmett. When I hit Edward Bella came in and started hitting me too.

I stopped and went to the other side of the room.

"Why are we getting in a fight over bubble wrap?" Alice asked.

I sighed and went over to the couch and sat down. There was a loud farting noise and I jumped up. Everyone started laughing at me. Jasper walked in slowly laughing worse than all of them put together and lifted up the cushion. He pulled out a whoopee cushion.

"JASPER! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" I screamed as loud as I could. He tried to run but he was laughing to hard. I threw him to the ground. Everyone just laughed even harder because every time we moved there was a loud pop from the layers of bubble wrap on the floor. I stood up, looked around, and I started laughing. I guess it was a really psycho laugh because everyone backed away. Then, I was alone. Damn! Everyone's afraid of me. Well… whatever.