It was that time of the year again, when the third years had their first sexual education class.
The heads of each house took the class of the students. Which meant Snape had to teach the Slytherins about protection and quick contraceptive spells and the different fertility potions and listening to the girls giggle and the someone ask if Fetus Deletes is an actual spell. It was the worst part of every single year and Severus hated every second of it.
There was only one thing that lifted his mood ever so slightly this year. Minerva was going to have to deal with the Weasely twins...
"Fred, George, Lee! I hear the slightest hint of a whisper, giggle or any sort of distraction which is not educational, I will send you straight to Professor Snape for the rest of the class."
McGonagall looked at the three boys before addressing the other students.
"The threat remains the same for the rest of you as well. Now settle down and let us start. And yes," she again turned to where Fred, George and Lee were sitting, "Fetus Deletus is not a spell, charm, jinx or any sort of magical incantation. I will answer all your questions so please do not be afraid to ask, and if you are still doubtful of anything, you may come and ask me, or any of your professors, after classes.
"If the three of you are planning to go and ask everything to Professor Snape in the Great Hall after classes tomorrow," she paused, the angles of her lips twitching, "Well, I took your class properly, so there shouldn't be any such need, per se." A small smile flashed over her face, a twinkle in her eye appeared.
Straightening herself, Professor McGonagall started the class.
A/N: I've always seen McGonagall as a character who has so much, but could have had so much more. Every headcanon I read about her is just amazing.