Okay, so I'm kinda stupid and put Ed as a lieutenant, but he's a lieutenant colonel. (Thanks for that help, anmbcuconnfan!)

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1. "ROY!" the teen was so predictable. He immediately came in, without knocking, and walked right up to Roy's desk. Ed smiled. He saluted Mustang, who returned it with a wave.

"I finally have another mission, huh?" Ed put down his hand. Roy smiled. He always thought it was funny that being the fuhrer came with many perks. Some included changing the rules.

"Yes you do, Full Metal." Roy said still sitting down. Ed frowned.

"WELL?"

"Well, what? You only asked one question."

"You are so lucky you're my-"

"A letter came to me a few days ago," Roy butted in. Ed raised an eyebrow (1) "It said for me to bring some one to a place and have them protect someone." Ed sighed. 'I thought this was going to be a fun mission. Like where I got to hit people and junk. Oh well, at least it's away from the office.'

"So when do I leave?"

"We leave in 2 days. Oh, and pack enough to last you about nine months. Dismissed."

Ed left Roy's office with a confused look on his face. He had no idea where he was going on his mission. AND he had to go for nine freakin' months. 'Damn him.' Ed thought quietly to himself. 'Just has to rub that promotion in my face.' Ed sighed. He was in his dorm.

It was quiet without Al, who would always say something right about… now.

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"What's wrong, brother?" Al asked as Ed sat down on the bed. He had just finished a meeting with Mustang.

"The bastard wants us to go somewhere else, Al. Dammit! Can't he see we have other reasons! Ahhh!" Al sighed.

"Well, it's for the military so you have to go."

"That doesn't mean I want to though."

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…888888888888 … A few days later…

"Come on, Mustang!" Ed had to yell over all the busy-body people at the train station. They were already in London, and gotten all their stuff. Ed still wasn't filled in on what his mission was, but Roy was coming, so it had to be major.

"You try carrying 3 suitcases, Ed!" Roy panted his way to catch up the boy. "Now where's the platform?"

"9 and ¾. Wait. What the hell?" Roy snatched the paper away from Ed. "Hey!"

"Hmm, you were right. But I still don't see it." The two looked around. There was platform 9, and there was platform 10. No platform 9 ¾.

"Holy crap!" Ed yelled as he watched a tall red head walk through the wall next to them. Roy sighed. Of course, he didn't see the strange event, and thought Ed was just swearing at the time. 10:50. Roy felt a tug on his sleeve. "Hmm?"

"Did you see that? What the hell was that?" Ed let go of Roy's sleeve and went over to the woman with the rest of the red heads. Another boy went through. 'Holy crap!'

"Excuse me, madam," Ed said as he came to the woman. She turned around, her hair flying up in frizz. "These boys, did they… did they just go through the freak…uh, wall?" Ed had the funniest confused face on. This made a young girl come from behind her.

"Ello!" she said with a shy. "You must've seen me brothers. Yip, sure did. Are you goin' to Hogwarts, too?" Ed (once again) raised an eyebrow. There seemed to be a never ending line of red heads, he decided.

"I have no idea as to what you are talking about." Ed said flatly. Just then Roy finally decided to pop in.

"Yes, he is. Well, sort of. He is…" Roy paused and looked at the confused blonde. "Yes, he is." Roy knew he couldn't state the real reason he and Ed were on their way to Hogwarts. Things would get tricky.

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Ed and Roy found an empty compartment. Ed quickly took the seat by the window. Roy put his suitcases on the top area (2) and sat next to Ed. Ed yawned and put his chin on his hand, which, thanks to his elbow, was sitting comfortably upwards. Ed's eyelids slowly began to close. Roy smiled and let the boy rest on him, instead of the window. Ed was too tired to care.

Just then, a trio of teens came to the door. The girl opened it and sighed. It was slightly out of happiness to finally have found a compartment, and that a hot guy was in there reading. So what if he had some 11 year old with him? He was still hot.

"Sorry sir," she began. "But everywhere else is full. And don't worry, we-"

"Don't worry about it." Roy cut in putting a bookmark in his book. He whispered again. "Just don't wake him up. He's had a long, sleepless week." The trio shrugged and came in.

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Ed was fast asleep and the trio that had joined them were on the verge of sleep themselves. Not talking about your "oh so exciting" summer was really boring. Just then, the train stopped. Roy glanced up out of his book. He gently put Ed on the seat, laying down.

"Do your best not to wake him." Roy warned the three as he opened the door. Others were doing the same, but weren't brave enough to go out of them. "He's a terror if he's forcibly woken up." With that, Roy was out of the compartment.

The trio finally could talk. The girl had long, bushy brown hair, and seemed to be the brightest in the group. One of the boys was a red head, and Ed probably would have smacked him; seeing so much red in one day can get on a guys nerves. But the blonde slept on. The final boy had shaggy dark brown hair and glasses.

A blonde, followed by some… not so pretty teens, suddenly opened the door. The girl gasped at the surprise, then glared at the teen in the doorway.

"Too scared to see what it is, I see." The blonde was rambling.

"Shut up, Malfoy!" The optically impaired one said.

"Why don't you, Potter!" Malfoy spat.

"HARRY!" The girl tugged on Harry's clothes as he stood up.

"No, Hermione. He needs to shut his yammer."

"Yeah right, Potter!"

"Shut UP!" yelled the red head.

"Stay out of this, Ron."

"Yes, let Potter lose his own battles!"

"I told you, SHUT UP!"

"WHY DON'T BOTH YOU FUCKING BASTARDS BOTH SHUT UP!" the group turned to see an angry looking blonde staring at them. He was where the shout had come from.

"Now a midget, Potter? Honestly, how much more do you-"

"Damn you!" Ed pushed Harry out of the way to get to his target. Malfoy's eyes got wide and he ran away. Ed sighed and went back to his seat.

"Bloody Hell." Said Ron. Ed glared at him.

"You were yelling too, so shut that hole before I kick your ass." Ed grunted and went to looking out the window.

Meanwhile, across the compartment say the trio. They were all thinking that same thing… 'That man was right. He is scary when woken.'

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I don't know how anyone can do that. I cant. Maybe u can. Tell me?

I think that's where they put them… I dunno.

Yay! That was 4 pages on my word document. So I hope I get lots of reviews if u like these long. Reviews make me type fast.