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All the windows were left open as Jaden's dorm room was being aired out. The smell of fart was so bad that Jaden and the others forced Chumley to light a scented candle and place it in the center of the room.

"You guys are just overreacting. The smell is NOT that bad!" Chumley said.

"Not that bad! Bitch, that smell would knock a dog off a meat wagon!" Chazz shouted.

"Anyways guys, I'm going to find Bastion and Atticus and see if they wanna help me stick these embarrassing pictures of Dr. Crowler around the island! Lets go, Sy ol' buddy!" Jaden said.

"Do I have to?" Syrus sulked.

"Yep! Let's go!" Jaden said.

Jaden and Syrus walked down the road, until they reached the Ra Yellow dorms. Ra Yellow was MUCH nicer than the Slifer Red dorms. It was in a much nicer part of the Island.

"Wow… I never get tired of being here! Think we'll ever get moved to Ra Yellow, Jay?" Syrus asked.

"Nah. We'll do so good they'll make a new dorm JUST for us!" Jaden said. "Now come on. Lets find Bastion's nerdy ass."

A group of Ra Yellow students were in the lobby of the dorms, talking about random things, be it Duel Monsters or some random school event. The chat-filled lobby soon turned quiet as Jaden and Syrus walked in. The Ras stared at them, giving them the "Your-not-welcome-here" stares.

"Ja-Jaden… they're looking at us…" Syrus said nervously.

"SUP!" Jaden shouted as he waved at all the Ras.

"Fuckin' Slifer Slackers."

"What are they doing here?"

"They're making our dorm room look bad!"

"You gonna kick em out?"

"NO!"

Once Jaden and Syrus left the lobby and started for the rooms, commotion began to fill the lobby again.

"Phew! That was close!" Syrus said.

"What are you worried for? They weren't gonna do anything! Everyone knows that Ra Yellow are for the brainy. When it comes to physical force, those guys are a bunch of pussies!" Jaden said. "Hint why Bastion is over here."

"Don't let him hear you say that." Syrus said.

"Why? Bastion's the biggest bitch in Ra Yellow. I tell him that all the time." Jaden responded.

The boys walked down the hall, finally reaching Bastion's dorm.

"Here we go!" Jaden said.

He opened the door and walked inside, only to find, as usual, math equations all over the walls. There were also open books all over the place, and Bastion stood at the back of the wall, trying to squeeze one last equation inside. His back was to the door.

"Jaden, no…" Syrus said as Jaden quietly snuck up behind Bastion.

He got closer, and closer, quietly… not making a sound, until suddenly, Jaden quickly put Bastion in a half-nelson hold!

"AAAAGGGGHHH!" Bastion shouted.

"SAY UNCLE, BITCH! SAY IT!" Jaden laughed.

"Jaden, you son of a fuck! LET ME GO! RIGHT NOW!" Bastion shouted as he struggled to get free.

"JUST SAY IT! THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE, THE TIGHTER THE HOLD GETS!" Jaden shouted.

"GET OFF! GET OFF! GET THE FUCK OFF!" Bastion shouted.

Outside the door, Dimitri walked by, trying to fix his Yugi-like hair. He pounded hard on the door as he walked by. "Hey Bastion! You're supposed to put a sock on the door knob when u have a girl in there!" he shouted.

Back inside the room, Jaden finally let go of Bastion. Syrus watched the scene, shaking his head.

Bastion dropped to his knees, panting. "Jaden… one of these days… I'm gonna fuck you up… just REALLY fuck you up!"

"Bastion, please. You and I both know that'll never happen. Now come on, get your pussy ass up and lets go put up some embarrassing pictures of Dr. Crowler around the school." Jaden said.

Bastion stood up finally. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU LITTLE… what kind of pictures?"

"Show him, Sy." Jaden said.

Syrus walked over and handed Bastion one of the papers. Bastion began to laugh out loud. "Quantum Duel Physics says that Crowler will throw a shit fit when he sees these."

"Hell yeah! Now we just need to get Atticus, and our group will be complete." Jaden said.

"What about Chumley and Chazz and Zane…" Bastion asked.

"Chumley fat ass wont help unless there's bacon involved, Chazz is too busy sexually harassing Alexis, and gonna get his ass kicked for it later… by Alexis, and Zane? Tell him, Syrus." Jaden explained.

"With Zane, we'll need to book an appointment 2 months in advance to talk to him." Syrus said.

"… I see…" Bastion said.

"That's some baby-back bullshit. All Zane ever does is walk up and down the Island like he has a stick up his ass, acting like he's top shit. All I need to do is get a group of groupies following behind me kissing my ass and I'll be as popular as him!" Jaden said out of spite.

Syrus' eyes nearly bugged out of his head after Jaden's comment. "JADEN!"

"Have you lost your MIND! That's ZANE you're talking about!" Bastion said, looking around the room as if someone was watching them.

"I know good and fuckin well who I'm talking about. What's with you two? You're acting like he can hear what I'm saying." Jaden said, annoyed.

"Jaden… He knows… believe me, he knows…" Syrus said.

"Syrus is right, Jaden. After all… it's ZANE TRUESDALE…" Bastion said.

"You two are so full of it. Come on, lets go get Atticus." Jaden said.

xxxxx

Zane walked past Duel Academy with a bunch of Obelisk Blue girls following behind him, each saying, "OH ZANE! OH ZANE!"

Zane walked with his arms crossed and his eyes closed. Suddenly, he stopped.

"Huh? Is everything ok, Zane?" One of the girls asked.

Zane's eyes shot open. "I GET THE FEELING SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!" He shouted.

xxxxx

Jaden, Bastion, and Syrus left the Ra Yellow dorm room and started walking towards the Obelisk Blue Boys Dorm. Syrus was lagging behind.

"Jaden… I REALLY don't want to go in there… That's Obelisk Blue!" Syrus said.

"So?" Jaden said.

"Only Blues are allowed in that dorm." Bastion said.

"You guys worry too damn much. Were just gonna dash in there, grab Atticus, and dash right out. No one will ever know we were in there!" Jaden said. Then he did his trademark pose. "Trust me!"

Syrus and Bastion looked at each other. "We're gonna get trash canned, aren't we?" Syrus asked.

"Oh yeah…" Bastion responded.

"Great… and we only get one blazer too…" Syrus sulked.

The boys approached the majestic Obelisk Blue Boys Dorm. This one almost looked like a palace. There were gardeners in the yard, painters painting the outside, and a large fountain in the middle.

"Look at this… I bet all the money this school makes goes into this fuckin dorm!" Jaden says.

"Come on, Jay. Stop hating on the Obelisks." Syrus said.

"No this is bullshit!" Jaden said as he walked up the steps. "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET REAL JOBS!" he shouted at the gardeners. Bastion walked up the steps, shaking his head.

"Don't mind him. He's just mad because he isn't an Obelisk." Syrus said to the confused gardeners.

To the boys' surprise, Atticus was already in the large lobby, surrounded by more Obelisk girls (not as big of group as the ones following Zane). The Obelisk lobby looked similar to a hotel lobby, such as the Ritz Carlton.

"Ok, ok ladies, one at a time… ok, I'm gonna date you tonight, you tomorrow night… you Saturday afternoon… shit, I need to invest in a little black book." Atticus said, pointing at some of the girls.

"OOOHHH ATTICUS! OOHHHH ATTICUS!" the girls screamed

"Wow! There he is!" Syrus said.

"YO! ATTICUS!" Jaden shouted.

"Huh?" Atticus said as he looked towards the doorway. "WASSUP JADEN! WHAT'S YOUR SKINNY ASS DOING HERE!" He turned to his fan girls. "Sorry ladies, we'll talk later. My posse is here." And he walked towards Jaden, Syrus, and Bastion.

The girls looked at the boys in a fit of rage.

"Who the FUCK do those Slifers think they are! Coming in Obelisk territory and stealing MY Atticus!" one of the girls said.

"YOURE Atticus!" Bitch, that MY man!"

"You're both fuckin crazy! HE'S MINE!"

And soon, a fight broke out between the girls. Jaden, Syrus, Bastion, and Atticus didn't pay attention to what was going on as they conversated between each other.

"GIRLS!" one of the other Obelisk Blue girls said. "Instead of fighting each other, lets just get those Slifers jumped! That'll teach them for stealing our Atticus!"

"YEAH!" the girls all said.

"But what about that Ra Yellow boy?" another girl said.

"Ra Yellow are a bunch of pussies. He'll run away once the Obelisk Boys even step through the door!" The first girl said.

"Right! Lets go!"

And with that, the girls left the boys dorm out the back exit.

Meanwhile, Jaden explained to Atticus what was going on, then showed him the pictures. Atticus shook his head in disbelief.

"Jaden, Jaden, Jaden, what the hell is this shit?" Atticus asked.

"What? I worked hard on that…" Jaden said solemnly.

"Jaden, buddy, pal… this is middle school shit. This wont get your remember. The only thing your going to do with this is further flush the reputation of Slifer Red down the shitter!" Atticus said. He took all the pictures from Syrus and started to tear the picture up.

Jaden made his wigged out face with the bugged out eyes and the box like mouth. "NOOOOOOOO!" He scooped up the scraps of the torn up pictures. "MY PICTURES! THEY'RE GONE!"

"If you guys REALLY want to piss Crowler off, then come to my office… tonight, at about 12.. no, 1am." Atticus said.

"Why not 12?" Syrus asked.

"Because I've got a date tonight. And I'm pretty damn sure she's gonna put out!" Atticus said with a perverted grin on his face.

"AWESOME!" Syrus said.

"I thought you were the good one." Bastion said, shaking his head.

"Come to my office at 1am, guys. We're gonna get Crowler so good… well… we're just gonna get his ass!" Atticus said.

"Where's your office? The outhouse by the abandoned dorm, right?" Syrus said.

"What? Man, no! That's my old office! We relocated! Now it's the outhouse behind the Ra Yellow dorms." Atticus said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to get ready for."

"Later, man!" Jaden said.

"Well… guess we got nothing to do til tonight… so lets…"

"HEY! SLIFER SLACKERS!"

Jaden, Syrus, and Bastion looked behind them to see a large group of Obelisk Blue Students staring them down, with the Obelisk girls right behind them.

"… Oh fuck me…" Bastion said.

Syrus had a deer in the head lights look on his face.

"How's it going?" Jaden said, happily.

"What the fuck are you doing in our dorm you Slifer Slackers!" One of the other boys said.

"Think of something, think of something, we're gonna get our asses kicked…" Bastion said.

"Well… uh… didn't you hear? We're here to entertain you guys! Broadway musical style!" Jaden said.

"WE ARE!" Syrus and Bastion said in unison.

"That's right!" We're gonna sing and dance for ya!" Jaden said.

There Obelisk boys talked amongst themselves.

"HEY! DON'T YOU SEE! THEY'RE NOT HERE TO SING! THEY'RE TRESSPASSING!" one of the Obelisk girls said.

"Ok, well then prove it! And if this performance sucks, then we'll kick their asses!" the lead boy said.

"Ok!" Jaden said.

All the Obelisk Blue students crowded around in the lobby, leaving the entrance unguarded.

Jaden, Syrus, and Bastion got in a little huddle.

"Now you've done it Jaden! Now we're REALLY in trouble!" Syrus said.

"Were gonna get our asses kicked for sure!" Bastion said.

"Relax guys! I've got a plan! Syrus, stay by the door and be ready to run. Bastion… you watch Family Guy, right?" Jaden said.

"Fuck yeah! That's the greatest show on TV today… After The Simpsons that is." Bastion replied.

"Sweet! Follow my lead then! Ready…?" Jaden said.

"BREAK!" Jaden, Syrus, and Bastion said.

Syrus put on a hat and took off his tiny glasses and put on a pair of shades, and walked behind a mini DJ booth that mysteriously appeared in the lobby. He threw down a record and began playing music.

Jaden and Bastion stood side by side, both of them wearing a top hat. They then began to sing:

Jaden & Bastion:

You and I are,
So awfully different,
Too awfully different,
To ever be pals!

Jaden - Do you want to go first?

Bastion - Yeah I'll go

Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad

Jaden - Oh you're one to talk!

You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad

Bastion - Oh one time!

Jaden - I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Bastion - Oh yeah, that's quite a nice do there.
Jaden - Oh thanks.
Bastion - FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Jaden - What?
Bastion - Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown!
Jaden - Bite me, Linus!

There's not…

Jaden & Bastion:
A whole lot,
That weve got
To agree on

Bastion - 'Cause I like the strains of a classical score
Jaden -And I like that singer who looks like a whore…
Bastion -Rickie Martin?
Jaden – Love 'em!

Jaden and Bastion:
Were too different to ever be pals!

Jaden – EVERYBODY NOW! YOU KNOW THE WORDS! SING ALONG WITH US!

Jaden and Bastion - You and I are

Obelisk Blue Students - doo doo doop

Jaden and Bastion - Too awfully different

Obelisk Blue Students - doo doo doop

Jaden and Bastion - So awfully different

Obelisk Blue Students - doo doo doop

Jaden and Bastion – To ever be pals!

Bastion -I'd bet money
You'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted

Jaden - Oh a gay joke!

Bastion - I just work with what you give me!

Jaden and Bastion - You might think we're NSYNC, but we stink! As a duo...

Bastion -Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Jaden - And you get a kick out of shoving things up your-

Bastion -Whoa, whoa, you can't say that in a fan fiction!

Jaden - What, ego?

Bastion – Never mind.

Jaden and Bastion - We're too different to ever be paaaaaalllls!

As Jaden and Bastion finished the song, they both eased out the front entrance, with Syrus close behind them. All of the Obelisks applauded and cheered.

"Hey! Those Slifer Slackers got away!" One of the boys said.

"Who cares? They sure can sing!" Another Obelisk said.

Outside, Jaden, Bastion, and Syrus ran down the road, back to the Slifer Red dorms.

"Man! I cannot BELIEVE that worked! Hey… how come I didn't get any lines?" Syrus asked.

"Of course you did. I told you to sing the 'do doo doops'!" Jaden said.

"Oh." Syrus said.

"Don't even listen!" Jaden said.

"Shut the fuck up and keep running!" Bastion shouted, being ten feet in front of Jaden and Syrus.

"See what I mean, Sy? Ra Yellow are nothing but a bunch of Chicken pussies." Jaden said to Syrus.

"I heard that, bitch! At least I'm not gay for Ricky Martin." Bastion shouted.

"THAT WAS PART OF THE SONG, ASS MASTER!" Jaden shouted.

Later that night…

In Jaden's room, The boys told Chazz and Chumley about their misadventure.

"Man, Family Guy saved you two. You know if I were there, I would have beaten the living shit out of you two!" Chazz said.

"Whatever Chazz. I don't find that the least bit insulting coming from someone who gets his ass kicked by a girl." Bastion said.

Chazz suddenly jumped off the bed. "Bitch, I know your pussy yellow ass isn't trying to talk shit up in MY room!"

"Uh, this is MY room." Jaden said. "Anyways, we've still got time til we have to meet Atticus. You guys wanna have a duel?"

"Nah, I'd rather have some more grilled cheese sandwiches! I heard Professor Banner bought some foreign cheese this time!" Chumley said, with drool running down his mouth.

"You fat fuck! Wipe that shit up before you drown us all in here!" Chazz said.

Suddenly there was a hard knocking on the door. Chazz dove back in Jaden's bed and under the covers. "THAT'S ALEXIS, ISNT IT! I'M NOT HERE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IM NOT HERE!"

"Chazz, did you call Alexis again?" Syrus asked.

"NO! Ok, maybe I did… but it was on Chancellor Sheppard's cell phone… AND I even blocked the number! SHIT! SHIT ON A STICK! HOW DID SHE KNOW IT WAS ME?" Chazz said.

"Maybe because you're the only dumbass who'll call someone and hang up after like 3 rings." Bastion said.

"Bastion, remind me to break my foot off in your ass when she leaves!" Chazz said from under the covers.

"I'll get it. Me and Alexis have a… 'bond'." Jaden said as he started for the door. Nothing can prepare our favorite Slifer Student for what lied on the other side of that door. As soon as Jaden opened it, sirens and the doomsday horn began to play in his head as he looked downwards. He let out a loud, 5 year old girl like scream as he saw who was standing there. Blair Flannigan stood there, looking at him with adoring eyes.

"HI JAD-"

SLAM!

Jaden ran through the room, heading for the closet, screaming all the while.

"JADEN! WHAT'S WRONG! WHO'S AT THE DOOR?" Syrus said, scared.

Bastion and Chumley looked over at their pale-white skinned friend as he dove inside the closet, then started throwing random objects out of it.

"CODE RED! CODE RED! SHE'S BACK! THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! GET THE HEAVY ARTILLERY!" Jaden shouted out of fear.

Syrus, Bastion, Chazz, and Chumley all looked at each other. This could only mean one thing. "THE SHADOW RIDERS ARE BACK!" they all shouted in unison.

Syrus ran to the closet. "JADEN! WHO'S OUT THERE! CAMULA! THE ADMIRAL? OH GOD, DON'T TELL ME ATTICUS BECAME NIGHTSHROUD AGAIN!"

Jaden was now in hysterics. He poked his head out from the closet. "FOOLS! SHE'S BACK! SHORT! IMPOSTER! LITTLE GIRL! LITTLE GIRL DAMN YOU!"

"OOOOOHHHH!" Syrus and Chumley both said. "Blair Flannigan."

"Who?" Chazz said.

"That girl who was obsessed with my brother, now she's obsessed with Jaden… she infiltrated Slifer Red, pretending to be a boy." Syrus explained.

"Oh that bitch? She aint worth The Chazz's time." Chazz said.

"OOoooohhh, lichus… nothing to freak out about…" Chumley said.

"I thought the Shadow Riders were back." Bastion said out of relief.

Jaden poked his head out the closet again. "SYRUS! GUNS! NOW!"

"Um… they should be in the chest…" Syrus said.

"OF COURSE!" Jaden shouted. He opened the chest and pulled out a Desert Eagle, and harshly threw it on the ground, with the safety off. The gun went off, almost hitting Chazz.

"WATCH IT YOU SON OF A CUNT! IF THAT WOULD HAVE HIT THE CHAZZ I'D FIND ANOTHER ONE AND UNLOAD ON YOUR STUPID ASS!" Chazz shouted.

Bastion looked inside the closet. "Uh Jaden, that one gun should have been enough to…"

"DO YOU LACK BASIC EDUCATION, BASTION! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS OUT THERE! THAT'S THE DEVIL IN SLIFER CLOTHING! I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF GOLDEN GUN WITH SILVER BULLETS!" Jaden shouted. He dove back inside the chest. "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT MY MACHINE GUN!"

Suddenly, Blair came inside. "Where is he! Where's my boyfriend?"

Bastion, Syrus, Chumley, and Chazz all pointed at the closet.

"HE IS IN THERE! OH HE'S SO HOT! HERE I COME MY SWEET JADEN!" Blair said as she ran inside the closet.

Bastion quickly slammed the closet door and Chazz locked it.

"That should keep him busy til we meet with Atticus later." Bastion said.

"This is going to be the best few hours of my LIFE!" Chazz shouted.

There were kissing sounds coming from the closet, mixed with Jaden's high pitched girly screaming.

"MAN THIS IS FUCKIN' CLASSIC! I NEED MY CAMCORDER!" Chazz said.

"This isn't right." Syrus said. As he reached for the knob, Chazz grabbed his hand.

"Syrus. I have nothing against you, but if you open that door, The Chazz will rip out your organs and sell that shit on eBay." He said.

"I'm not going anywhere NEAR the door…" Syrus said.

And so, poor Jaden struggled to get out of the locked closet, with a young girl attached to him, kissing him all over. Chazz, Chumley, and Bastion laugh all the while. Syrus, deep down, knows the whole scene is funny.

Meanwhile…

Atticus walked out of the girls dorm, fixing his clothes. He made his hand like a phone and wiggled it around, indicating that he would call whomever he was finished with the next morning. He walked down the path towards the Ra Yellow dorm, but walked past his good friend, Zane. They both stared each other down.

"Whats up?" Atticus said.

"…Nothin." Zane replied.

"Cool." Atticus said.

They both stared at each other a little longer. Finally, Zane broke the silence.

"Ok, I'm just gonna come right out and ask. Are you talkin' shit about me!"

"What! Fuck no!" Atticus said.

"Ok. That's all I wanted to know." Zane said.

"Ok then." Atticus said.

"Ok." Zane said.

"Carry on then." Atticus said.

"Ok, I will." Zane replied.

They both nodded, and began to walk their separate ways.

"Remember…" Zane said.

Atticus looked back.

"… Zane knows when people are talkin' shit."

"I bet you do, buddy." Atticus replied. "Freak!"

Atticus and Zane goes their separate ways. It's almost time for Atticus' big plan! But what does he have planned? And will Zane figure out who's talking shit about him? Find out next chapter! Til then, please R&R.