June 12, 1895
Hello Spain,
I got your letter, thank you for writing me. You are always a "pleasure" to hear from. In your letter you expressed worry over your colonies. You were correct in thinking I could help you. The trip down memory lane was quite accurate and I do understand what you are going through.
I should begin by saying that situations like this are time sensitive, as you are well aware. If actions are not taken quickly then you may lose everything, as you worry you might. Now that I have said this I must warn you not to make the same mistake I did. Do not try and pressure any of them into staying. They may be immature, but they are not unintelligent people and they will know if they are being taken advantage of. Balancing these two very important pieces of advice can be what saves your empire. However, that balance is the hardest part, and something I could never achieve. You might think this is impossible, and I would say you are right. After all, I do understand what you are going through.
Yet, none of my advice will matter if you allow one very drastic event to occur. If even one of your colonies slip away you won't be able to prevent the rest from following. Even back when communication was not as fast, such a fate was inevitable. The first colony to leave would be something called a catalyst and will inspire the rest of your colonies to abandon you. I would know, since I understand very well what you are going through.
You say that you saw America again. Thanks for reminding me of that selfish git. I had been trying very hard to pretend he never existed, but at least you prevented me from doing that. Thanks a lot. I'm not even bothered in the slightest that he looks like me. On that note, why did you start to panic when you thought he was me? Do I really intimidate you that badly? I never thought I had ever scared you too badly, especially after everything you put me through.
At least the kid's grown a little bit. Although, I don't believe for a moment he is bigger than Russia. That guy is huge, and I would never want to cross him. Besides, America never had that much potential. Also, "where the sun never sets" was not my only nick name. As I'm sure you've forgotten, I also claimed that "the sun shall never set" on my empire. This implied not only that my empire spans the globe but also that my empire will last forever. Your memory must be failing with your age.
I hope my advice was helpful. After all, I understand what you are going through. Please reconsider writing me back if you require any further assistance. Also, don't bother to say hello to America for me.
Yours truly,
England