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Kurae: And here's the second chapter of Naruto and enemies!

Renee: In this chapter, Kabuto sees Orochimaru do the most disturbing thing known to shinobi! Gaara has a new addiction! And something un-youthful happens to Rock Lee! And Kiba and Akamaru run into their worst enemy.

Kabuto: Why must you involve me?

Kurae: Because I love you!

Renee: And because you're a doctor.

Kabuto: WTF!

Chapter 2 starts NOW!

Kabuto, done with his paperwork, decided to take a stroll around the house. I wonder what Shizune is doing. He thought, turning the corner.

"Oo baby, baby!" Kabuto stopped in his tracks after hearing a familiar voice. He took out his kunai and prepared himself for what he was about to face.

Orochimaru danced as he sang into the microphone. "Oops, you think I'm in love? I'm not that innocent!" The snake Sennin wore a sparkly pink top that showed off his pearl colored stomach and a sparkly, a fuzzy, short skirt that revealed his thighs.

The Sound five, who had been magically summoned from the dead by Kurae, were tied together using anacondas, cheered and whistled. Except for poor Tatsuya, who had fainted in the middle of the song.

"I'll pretend I didn't see that." Kabuto said to himself, eye twitching as Orochimaru started to belly dance while singing 'Hips Don't Lie' with the unfortunate Jiraiya, who had been magically summoned by Renee.

"..." Kabuto's eye twitched and he rushed to the bathroom, maybe he could find a bucket of acid to cleanse himself with later. Curse the karaoke machine Tsunade had bought for Orochimaru on his birthday. Orochimaru had always had the pink outfit though . . .

Meanwhile, our favorite man-eating panda was stalking our favorite little blossom. And if the blossom or/and panda are your most hated than... Sleep with BOTH eyes open.

Sakura searched for her hairbrush. Where could it be? She always put it back when she was done with her hair. Out of the corner of her eyes she spotted something, sand.

"What the?" She glanced at her window. The Sand Siblings hadn't visited in a while. So how could this be? While investigating she failed to notice the red-haired panda behind her. Before she could even pull out a single kunai, Gaara caught her in a bear hug.

"Gaara-san?" She squeaked, surprised.

"Mine." Gaara murmured, carrying the young cherry blossom out of her own house and to his home in Sunagakure, which was full of Trix.

Rock Lee, the beautiful green beast of Konoha, was fighting a random shinobi. Before he could even lay one punch on his youthful target, he was assaulted with a strange ninjutsu known as Senior No Footku! (( Don't ask.))

"What is this!" Lee said, trying to stand up only to find himself trembling. "What has happened!" Lee asked himself, staring at his withered hands. "This is most definitely not youthful!" Lee exclaimed, anime tears forming.

That's when he caught his own reflection in the lake. He was.. He was.. OLD!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee screamed, and then he started to cough and wheeze like a 80 year old man. Poor 'youthful' Lee.

Kiba was on a mission in the Mist Country. "I can't believe Tsunade-sama sent me all the way here for some sake!" Kiba growled, kicking an innocent pebble. Akamaru barked in agreement, the dog had gotten.. Big over the years although Kiba didn't seem to notice at all.

"A dog!" A masked shinobi yelled, dramatically pointing to the two. Kiba pulled out his kunai and Akamaru growled.

"Do you think you can defeat me, puppy? The shinobi laughed and Kiba found himself surrounded by cats.

"No! My only weakness!" Kiba started to sneeze uncontrollably, unable to throw the kunai at the charging shinobi. Akamaru was facing a giant cat known as Fluffy-Kins. The shinobi took of her mask and tackled the Inuzuka. Kiba groaned, damn kitty-kat fangirls.

Kurae:Review please!