Let the story begin...! Um...! ...Yeah... Hehe... okay, thanx for everyone who reviewed (hope I'm spelling it right 8D) I got a few requests about what I should write about, the fav thing seems to be MSN, ;F okay, I'll put it in someday well, continue with the fic right?

...You're here again? Oh k... Let's start our lesson then. I'll start with simply explaining to you what Internet is all about. Internet is a wonderful place, where you can find everything, from love to Elvis's toothbrushes. Mainly Internet is a proud host for PORN, yes you heard me right, Porn. Now if I see you downloading something during my classes I will shovel those glasses up your ass. Keep it in mind and don't tell your mom and dad about my little remark. Internet may be a very helpful thing when you need to find some info on some dude or dudette who died ages ago for your homework. Or to find some answers to any question you got there, like who killed Kennedy or who said meow (1). But mainly for porn and chatting with other people. So. The first thing anyone does when they start using the net is getting an e-mail. For those who don't know what it is, e-mail stands for electronic mail, I think, that makes sense doesn't it? With an e-mail you can send letters to people for free, and I guess that you bastards like getting everything for free, heh, two years in military and you'll- okay, calm down, take a deep breathe-

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Getting an e-mail address isn't as simple as it sounds like, lotsa people need help on this advanced piece of crap, and if you're not mentally prepared-

Random student: Cut the crap and get to the point!

Bryan: ... Why you little!

Random student: Ha! You can't do anything to me, I'm protected by the law!

Bryan: What law?

Random student: If you hit a student you'll be sent to jail!

Bryan: Oh really? Well I know where you live...

Random student: 'gulp'

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In order to get an e-mail you have to find out what country you live in. Every country has it's Internet domain, for example, if your registered on a Russian site the address always ends with .ru hehe, Poland's got .pl, Germany .de, Sweden .se and so on. You don't have to own only one e-mail, you can be like Kai and have five of em, one for spam, one for fanmail, one for virtafuck etc... I'm being all patriotic and getting myself rambler or yandex. I guess that you all are noobs so you can take your chances with hotmail. Second step, the hardest of em all actually is to come up with a name. Hehe... I remember that, it took me three days... the weirdest thing that even stroblitz was taken. ...so don't be frightened, other people on this planet have the same name as you. Unless your parent's hate you and named you Ashlamalahamasahalajan. ...But even then you have to be prepared for the worst... Now check if the name you selected is available. It is? That's great, you're free to do a happy-dance. But do not celebrate just yet! You still have to come up with a good password! Mine is 25 characters long, so be creative. When you're done with the password, just fill in the form below, don't be afraid to give your personal information it's just you and zillions of other people here. Are you done? Congrats, now you're just like me. But not as hot and famous though.

(1) Who said meow is an inside Russian joke you'll have to be Russian to get it sorryez

WooT, it's done. Hehe. How did ya like Bryan's guide to E-mails? RxR plz and remember! Bry-Bry knows where you liiive... :F