Hey guys! Sorry I took so long to update…I really don't have an excuse. But if you want to know why I suddenly decided to update, you can thank the last person who reviewed this story for the first chapter. I was struck by the fact that she was right and it had been 2 months since I started this story.

This chapter doesn't have any singing but the next will and I'll try my hardest to update the next chapter soon. How ever to update the next chapter I will need two things. I will need:

1: A beta that speaks/writes French

2: A beta that speaks/writes German

Yes I want two betas unless you are fluent in BOTH!! You'll see why soon. I hope you like the chapter.

Public Enemies Numbers One and Two

Chapter Two: A Lot Of Planning To Do

"Okay so Bourbon, Rum, Scotch, Vodka,…now what are we missing?" Gaara turned to Naruto with the question.

"Is Vodka white or clear?" Naruto replied picking up one of the bottles form the cart.

"Clear, give me that. Oh, Whiskey!" Gaara took the bottle from Naruto and after replacing it in the cart he moved to the Whiskey. "Maybe we should grab some coffee liquor as well as…Tequila and Margarita Mix."

"But clear isn't a color…so by default it has to be white." He picked up a different bottle of Vodka from the loaded cart.

"Neither is white, it's the absence of color." He removed the bottle from the blonde's again and put it back into the cart. "Naruto," Gaara motioned to the counter and Naruto nodded.

Gaara pushed the cart until it was one isle from the door before he walked up to the counter with Naruto. "Excuse me, do you have a phone book I could use please?" Naruto asked putting on his big sincere eyes and a sweet and friendly smile. The man behind the counter blinked a few times and grabbed a copy from the back counter. When he was about to set it down Gaara slipped something underneath it. Naruto gave him another smile and the guy was so dazzled that he didn't notice Gaara turn up his i-pod.

Naruto pretended to find something and thanked the man heartily before they left. They stood outside for five minutes before reentering. Glancing at the counter to see the guy with the ear phones in and flipping through the porn mag Gaara had placed under the phone book. Gaara grabbed the cart and calmly wheeled it out with Naruto at his heels.

Yesterday had not been real; whither it was a dream or a nightmare remained to be seen. The fact of the matter was that Neji was his roommate and he was glad for it. That was something unheard of in Sasuke's little world. For Sasuke to be relieved to have Neji, of all people, around it was a scary thought. The world was coming to an end.

They had been informed of this arrangement ahead of time but could do nothing about it, now they were happy they couldn't. When they made it into their dorm they both made quick work of the bolts on the door. The following conversation went something like this:

"These people are not sane," Sasuke shuddered. "This is a whore house, not a school." Neji nodded his agreement. "Do you get the feeling that these people are trying to taint us before they even know us?" Sasuke asked burrowing his head in the covers.

"Yes, a guy and a girl grabbed me and tried to grind with me." Neji whimpered as he tucked his head under his pillows. Neji felt a slight dip in his bed and then a hand patted his back.

"They can't get us in here Neji." Sasuke said soothingly. Neji jumped into his arms with a small sob.

"I felt so violated, Sasuke, so unclean." Neji choked out.

Neji had cried on his shoulder, there was something seriously wrong with that. He cried so hard for so long that they had fallen asleep in the same bed for Christ sake. They woke up to Neji sprawled almost on top of Sasuke with their limbs intertwined. Neji had a leg between Sasuke's and for some strange reason had one hand in Sasuke's hair and the other under Sasuke's neck. Sasuke's own hands were around Neji's waist.

They had sprung apart blushing and had pretended nothing had happened. They dressed straight from their trunks in their normal clothes – muscle tee and form fit jeans for Sasuke and dark slacks and a half buttoned up dress shirt with an under shirt for Neji. It was early and so they were quick to sneak out to buy breakfast and outside school grounds. Now several cups of coffee later and they were ready to discuss things rationally.

"They are crazy," Neji stated.

"No doubt, but where were the teachers? I didn't see any of the, just some adults, and if the adults were the teachers then everyone here has lost their minds." Neji gave Sasuke a confused look so Sasuke reiterated. "The adults were dancing to that vile song!"

"Oh God…help me!" Neji whispered desperately.

"Focus Neji, we must keep our heads here if we're going to remain sane." Sasuke said and he slapped Neji.

"Y-you slapped me" Neji cried.

"I needed you to pull yourself together; we need to take this in steps if we are going to survive high school." Neji looked put off but he nodded his acceptance none the less.

"First, who is the in crowd? The answer is those two boys on stage. Now the problem is, how do we get on their good sides?" Neji asked calmly.

"We need them to notice us first, then we need to do something the would both like and find cool. If we can do that then we should be able to become their 'friends' with little problem." Sasuke said.

"Agreed but that's more easily said then done. How will we get them to notice us? And what do they both like?" Neji shot back.

"We need to find out if they are the best – or aspiring to be the best – in sports or academics. With that information we should be able to become noticed easily by simply becoming better than them." Sasuke said and Neji nodded.

"Good idea, we should be able to find out what they like through rumors and general talk around school."

Monday morning and the first day of classes rolled around and Neji and Sasuke were pleased to realize that they had several classes together.

Sasuke Uchiha

1st: Honors World History

2nd: Weightlifting

3rd: Honors Biology

4th: Honors Literature 1

5th: AP French

6th: Geometry A

7th: Swimming

8th: Seminar

Neji Hyuuga

1st: Honors World History

2nd: Ice Skating

3rd: Honors Biology

4th: Honors Literature 1

5th: Intro to German

6th: Geometry A

7th: Foreign Literature Study

8th: Seminar

"This school has ice skating?" Sasuke asked Neji as he looked over their schedules.

"This school has everything." Neji supplied. "Good luck with Weightlifting. I don't think I could handle that class."

Sasuke laughed, "Well have fun in Foreign Literature Study, what is that about anyway?"

"It's a study of works from all over the world that have been translated into Japanese. It shows the difference in culture and helps with the development of the writing process." Neji said and Sasuke shook his head in disgust.

"Do you think we'll have any classes with those two boys that were on stage yesterday?" Sasuke asked as they headed for their first period.

"I don't know, we should keep a look out for them anyway." Neji shrugged gracefully.

They sat down in their Honors World History class on the third floor in the back right corner. They continued to talk but they kept their voices down and put their heads closer together. Class had started but they didn't appear to notice. "You there, in the back of the room, what's your name?" The teacher called out angrily.

"Neji Hyuuga." Neji said respectfully.

"Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke said monotone.

"Well Mr. Uchiha, is their something you'd like to say to the class?" She said in a voice that sounded to him like nails on a chalk board.

"Not really." Sasuke replied. The students tried to hold in their laughter and failed quite miserably to which the teacher noticed and became more infuriated.

"Mr. Uchiha, would you mind telling me what the class was just discussing." She more stated then asked.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I would mind. But since it seems you've got or panties in a bunch," Neji tried his hardest not to snort crudely at that. "I'll tell you that you said 'we will be covering many topics in this class. Three very important topics are Religion, Government, and Culture.' You then went on to ask what religion was the person who originally founded Buddhism and what was his/her name. The pink haired bimbo in the front answered Shinto and said his name was Buda, to which she is doubly wrong but what do you expect from a common street whore." They class burst out laughing at Sakura's expense, "The answer is of course Hinduism and his name was Siddhartha."

"Get out of my class!" The teacher screeched pointing at the door. Sasuke nodded and stood up gathering his things.

"Don't worry; I'll get the notes for you." Neji said.

"Don't bother; I'm transferring out of this class." He scoffed as he made his way towards the door.

"Into what?" Neji asked from across the room.

"Psychology," He supplied.

"You can take Psychology in your freshmen year?" Neji asked and Sasuke paused at the door. Sasuke nodded, "World History isn't required?" He asked and Sasuke shook his head. "You're going to see the councilor?"

"Yup, I got you a pass too." Sasuke said holding up a blue pass to the councilor's office. Neji jumped up out of his seat and grabbed his stuff before following after Sasuke leaving a furious and disgruntled teacher.

One more time I'll say

I NEED 2 BETAS 1 THAT CAN SPEAK/WRITE FRENCH AND 1 THAT CAN SPEAK/WRITE GERMAN.

Your Fucked Up Authoress, Kuro Tenka.