A/N; Thanks for the reviewed, guys. I loved the comments. :D Hope you continue to read it. Some of the names aren't mine and its not in the series. I randomly took it to some of the anime that I watched. Credits to the owner. :D

Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto. If I do, then Akatsuki won't be the enemy.

Summary; Haruno Sakura, the most beautiful kunoichi, was been tasked to Interview the most three popular in Akatsuki / Naruto Anime. Since, she was one of the Main Character of the Anime, She agree to do it. But, she doesn't know that those three had a little something to her.

ATTENTION;

Sakura- Blah Blah

Itachi- Blah Blah

Sasori- Blah Blah

Deidara- Blah Blah

That way, you would recognize who is talking. ^^ Enjoy.

"Hi there again, Konoha citizens! Haruno Sakura here! Tonight our guest for today; is our guest yesterday! The 'Handsome' Akatsuki members, please proceed."

Applause.

"A pleasure to be here again."

"I'd be glad if you didn't invite the blonde brat."

"What the? Sasori no Danna, I'm also one of the Handsome Akatsuki, un."

"Shut up!-"

"Y-yes, un."

"Tonight, our activities for today would be very extremely better than last time- Since it's going to be a blast."

"Sakura-san-"

"Yes, Sasori-kun?"

"I would likely to suggest; to keep some personal questions- such as how do we ended here? Stuff like that."

"Sasori-kun, I already told you guys that 'Personal Questions' and weird or stupid; are consider as a 'Questions'."

"Okay."

"Now, let's begin. We finally decided to changed some few questions, and Naruto here, suggest that we should asked some of your fans. Like your number one fans. We took a survey and let them write their questions; and the result that has a biggest number of fans is- Uchiha Itachi-san."

"I'm not that surprise at all. Since he is the most popular."

"He got the famed because of his younger brother, un."

"Thanks for the support."

"Now, let's move on. This question is for Itachi-san. You two, you may also let out some opinion as well. Alright, this question is from Tsubasa Okari-san. 'Itachi-kun, what's in your face? Besides your nose, the lines that runs down to your cheeks. What is that? Is that a style?' And that's her question."

"The lines that runs down to my cheeks? I don't know. I was born like this."

"I think it's a mascara."

"He's faking it, un!"

"I don't think it's a fake, though. Since the staffs didn't even made that line for him."

"Lines or fake, It doesn't matter. It doesn't look goo- AW! Pinky, what was that for, un?"

"Revenge for Itachi-san. Now, let's move on. Another question to Itachi-san. This question is from Taiga Chin- 'Itachi-kun, among the Uchihas, who do you think had the most powerful sharingan? Except you, though.' "

"May I answer this first, un?"

"Proceed, Deidara-san."

"Okay, I think the strongest Uchiha that I've seen or watched their fights- is Uchiha Madara. He got this; uh, I couldn't even explain it, un."

"Furthermore, Madara is already dead, I assume; he does."

"If Madara isn't dead yet, then who's behind those swirly mask?"

"Tobi? You're replacement? Heh, Danna, Madara isn't behind that mask, un. It's Tobi, Tobi; I'll say, un."

"For this debate, I suggest to keep the topic. Who is that guy anyway?"

"Sakura-san, that masked man is quite a skillful ninja, to be exact. But something is wrong with him."

"Tobi isn't a skillful ninja. A shinobi wouldn't dare to wear a swirly mask."

"So, he's not Madara, un?"

"I guess, you can say that. He got a cheerful attitude; like Naruto."

"Maybe he's doing it on purpose?"

"Impossible, Leader wouldn't accept that man. He's definitely is Uchiha Madara."

"Itachi-san, awhile ago you said- he isn't. Now you're saying he is?"

"Even so; He's Madara or not. Akatsuki or not. I'm still Uchiha Itachi."

"Itachi no Danna, you're not making any sense, un."

"Let's stop this debate. Sasori-kun, here's your fans questions for you-"

"Sasori no Danna, you had a fans, un?"

"I would like for the guest who had a blonde hair to SHUT UP!?"

"S-sorry, un."

"Moving on, Sasori-kun, this question is for Shinichi-san. He didn't wrote his last name, though. Anywho, let's proceed; 'Sasori, yo' my man! Do you still remember me? I guess not. Okay, here's my question. Why did you turn yourself as a human puppet, dude? That's sucks.' And that's that."

"I don't particularly remember him; or do I? However, I turned my body into a human puppet- because I don't want to express some emotions. I want to live being 'Immortal', doesn't die because of age, sickness, and loss of foods."

"Particularly, you just want to be a puppet, un."

"Not to offend you, Sasori. But; being a puppet doesn't make you 'Immortal'. You'll die eventually."

"Wha-"

"Itachi-san, you're offending him. And as for you, Deidara. Are you kidding me?"

"Heh, Pinky. Believe me, un. He told me that when we were shooting the scene; when you, Konoha's ninja, went to save Gaara. He told me that, un."

"I don't remember that, brat!"

"Of course you'll deny it, un. Danna, Itachi, Pinky and of course, Me; are the only one here. You can tell us the truth,un."

"What the hell, Deidara. We aren't the only one here. The readers, the viewers and even the Tailed Host are here- wait why are they here?"

"Oh, Naruto and the others are going to be the next host."

"Next host? For what, this interview variety show?"

"No, Itachi-san. You know, the one that after this show. 'How to deal with Akatsuki; using your Ninjustu.' That show."

"WHAT KIND OF SHOW NAME IS THAT, UN?! ARE THEY PLANNING TO USE SOME ARMY TO FIGHT WITH US, UN?!"

"No, I guess not."

"Deidara, shut up. That's only the show name. They aren't going to avenge their precious mentor; who some of the Akatsuki members killed."

"THAT'S MY POINT,UN. THEY AVENGING THEIR MENTORS. EVEN THAT KYUUBI KID, UN."

"What are you shouting at, Deidara?"

"I don't want to repeat myself, Deidara-chan."

"Did I just heard some crack thing, un?"

"I'm going to physically punch you now!"

"W-wait, Pinky- AW!"

"Okay, moving on. This fan about to asked you is very suspicious, I mean very suspicious."

"Why?"

"Is it because of the question?"

"Uh, no. Because of his name. I'm scared."

"Why? Tell me the name."

"Okay, I'll just announce his name and his question. Alright, here's Uchiha Madara's question for both of you three here."

"Uchiha Madara?"

"Hey, I thought he's dead? How come a dead person could asked a question and write?"

"That's weird. How come you brat can still talk?"

"Shut it, Danna."

"Alright, moving on. 'Akatsuki fellow member, I'm truly happy to see that one of the members is an Uchiha. I'm grateful, however, moving on to my question. Who the *censored* ate my SNICKERS?' Oops, censored."

Silences.

"Uh . . I guess we can end this episode for now. Stay tuned, everyone! Itachi-san, Sasori-san, Deidara. Waved to the viewers!"

"G-Goodbye."

"I'll think of the answer for that next time."

"Uh, isn't that Tobi who complained about a missing-"

"Goodbye!"

"Oi, I'm still talking here, un!"

A/N; How's that? Hope that's funny. Hahaha, Sorry for the OOCness of the character there. I loved the way they picking on Sasori and Deidara. Next time, I'll try with Itachi. ^/.\^

Reviews are appreciated . And sorry for my bad English and some of the few mistakes there.