CHAPTER 2: LINK'S FIRST LOVE

Link: Pit what the hell are Peach, Zelda and Palutena doing tied up to a chair!?!?

Pit: Uhhh... Let me explain.

Link: You better explain Pit!!!

Pit: Geez calm down.

Cloud: You want us to calm down!!!! There are three girls tied up to a chair which can be very misleading Pit!!!!

Pit: I know... I know, just let me explain.

Pit: So what happened was that after Mario and I left school, we went to my house. After some time we heard weird noises coming from my room. Mario and I went to investigate and we see Peach, Zelda and Palutena in my room. They attacked us and we beat them and tied them.

Link: *Sigh* Girls is this true?

Zelda: Maybe...

Palutena: Yeah it's true.

Peach: Palutena!!!

Palutena: What it's the truth.

Link: Thanks for the honesty but that won't get you in less trouble. I just have one question.

Cloud: Why?

Zelda: Well... We can't say.

Mario: Why?

Peach: No reason we just can't.

Cloud: Link their clearly lying, would you mind taking THAT out?

Pit: Wait you mean THAT thing he showsed us in lunch.

Link: Yeap THAT thing my brother gave me as a present on my birthday, it's real useful for forcing the truth out.

Zelda: Ummm... W-What is the thing you guys keep mencioning.

Peach: W-W-Why are you guys looking at us so creepily.

Cloud: Take it out Link.

Link: Alright, I didn't want to have to use this but I guess I have no option, this might hurt you girls a lot.

Peach: A torture device?!

Link: In a way it is.

Palutena: Please don't hurt us.

Link: Alright I'll ask you gurls one last time, why did you break here?

Zelda: We can't say.

Link: Oh I see then well I guess I'll have to use it.

Peach: *Gulp*

Link: Done.

The three girls: Ehhhhh?!?!?!

Peach: That was your device some a Purple Magnifying Glass.

Cloud: Well, to be more accurate to what it can do, this Glass is called THE LENS OF TRUTH. Nice name right?

Palutena: Wait then what that thing does is...

Pit: See through your lies.

Link: Now I know everything there is to know about you three, every secret, every memory, and every thought.

Zelda: Everything?

Link: Everything.

Cloud: Then tell us Link why were they here?

Link: Ganondorf and his gang were blackmailing you three and Samus.

Mario: Really?

Peach: Yeah.

Pit: But what is he blackmailing you three and Samus with?

Link: That's something I'll keep for myself, just know it's bad.

Link: And you girls should really do something about this. Zelda, stop acting like Ganondorf's boyfriend when he only uses you. Peach, fight Bowser back, really he is getting worse and worse each time he bullies you, first bothering, second bullying, third assault, and the fourth is something you haven't reached but might soon. Palutena, King K Rool only abuses you, geez he almost those the r word thing on you. And tell Samus something about it cause to Ridley she is nothing but a toy and you three know it. Now please go do something about and if they do anything bad to you gurls know that we got your back.

Pit: We do?

Cloud: Yes Pit we do.

Zelda: Thanks guys, we'll deal with this tomorrow promise.

Link: Alright now leave before Dark comes and sues you all for breaking into private property.

Palutena: Alright bye!

And so the three girls left smiling. I really hop ewe can solve this issue as fast as possible. But something still troubles me, why? Why would Ganondorf do this? Is it really just to assure he is the World's Best.

Link: Next time I get to fight Ganondorf in a match I'll wreck him big time.

Mario: Yeah, I'll destroy Bowser next time.

Pit: That King K Rool guy is dead crocodile meat.

Cloud: Ridley is all mine.

Pit: Well now that that is out of the way... you guys wanna hang out and olay some games?

Link: Sure what we playing?

Mario: Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Cloud: You've got to be kidding me.

Mario: What's the problem with that?

Cloud: That game is literally about us!

Pit: Yeah we know that. But anyways let's play!!!

After about 3 hours of playing we all left and went each to our homes. When I arrived I was greeted by Young, Toon and Zelda?

Link: Oh Zelda didn't know you were here.

Zelda: What do you mean you invited me today, remember?

Link: Oh yeah I remember.

Toon: Bro why didn't you tell us you ahd a girlfriend?!?!

Link: I didn't?

Young: No you didn't!!!!!

Link: Sorry you know how forgetful I am sometimes.

Zelda: Well Link what if we go talk at your room for a while then maybe we can get some pizza.

Link: Oh sure let's do that.

So me and Zelda went to my room. Young and Toon stayed downstairs, they were probably playing some game.

Link: Alright Zelda what do you want to tell me?

Zelda: What do you mean?

Link: Zelda it's very obvoius I'm not your boyfriend.

Zelda: What wouldn't you like to be?

Link (Blushing): Ummm... no...

Zelda: Hmph you know that's rude.

Link: What you heard sorry I meant yes.

Zelda: Really?

Link: Yeah really.

Zelda: You are really bad with girls you know.

Link: Yeah I know.

Zelda: Well new boyfriend what is tomorrow we go hang out at the mall, just you and me?

Link: Sure that sounds nice.

Zelda: Sweet. Well let's get some pizza I'm hungry.

Link: Alright. What you want tge pizza like.

Zelda: Hylian Pizza please.

Link: *Sigh* Let me get it ready.

I went downstairs and I saw Young and Toon staring at me.

Link: What you two looking at?

Young: So how was it?

Link: How was what?

Toon: Your little chat with your "princess".

Link: Nice I guess. Well I'm gonna make some Hylian Pizza you want some?

Toon: Oh ho, Big Bro's legendary Hylian Pizza, I would love one.

Young: Me too!

Zelda: I heard legendary pizza where is this pizza from.

Toon: Oh well big bro over here is gonna make the pizza.

Young: It's the best you'll ever eat.

Zelda: Nice, looking forward to it.

Link: Well you three should do something this takes some time.

Toon: Let's play Smash Bros!!!

Young: Yeah!

Zelda: Sure, just don't cry when you two lose.

Both: We won't lose!

—One hour later—

Toon: I can't believe it...

Young: We lost...

Zelda: Yep you two lost every match even when you both teamed against me.

Toon: Man, you're good.

Young: She played like a professional.

Link: The Pizza is ready!

Zelda: Nice, thanks Sweety.

Link (Blushing): Uhhh... My pleasure?

Toon: Just sit down and give us our food!

Link: Fine here it is enjoy!

—30 minutes later—

Toon: Man I'm full

Young: Great job with the pizza Link.

Link: Thanks Young. So what did you think of it Zelda?

Zelda: This... This...

Link: This what?

Zelda: This is the best thing I have eaten in all of my life!!!! Good job hon.

Link: Thanks...

Link: Well it's getting a bit late don't you think you should go home Zelda?

Zelda: Huh? But I brought my pijamas so that I could stay for the while next week here.

Link: What?!?!

Toon: Yeah didn't you see thos pink bags over there.

Zelda: What don't you ant me here?

Link: Uhhh... N-No... I-I mean yeah I would love that.

Young: You suck with girls.

Link: I know.

So Young and Toon went to sleep and Zelda and I went to my room.

Zelda: Well I'm sleeping with you.

Link (Blushes): Ok.

Zelda: You better not try anything dirty Link.

Link: Me, dirty, in your dreams.

Zelda: Yeah cause those nice mangas you read look real clean.

Link: Oh crap!

I put my mangas away in the closet.

Zelda: Well I'm gonna go shower.

Link: Wait Zelda what about the Ganondorf thing?

Zelda: We'll solve it when the one week break ends.

Link: Alright.

Zelda: Well if you excuse me I'll shower now.

Link: Ok.

She goes into my bathroom and shits the door.

Link: *Sigh* Man my life really is going great. New school, new friends, new journeys. And specially a new hot as hell girlfriend. Life is gonna be great now, what could go wrong!

(Almost immediately something goes wrong)

Zelda: Hey Link can you get me a towel from my bag?!

Link: Sure.

I grab the bag and while I was distracted in my thoughts I didn't notice I enetred the bathroom and there I see her, Zelda, naked outside the shower. When she sees me she blushes real hard and so do I wemhen I realize what I just did.

Link: Wait Zelda I can explain!

Zelda: You pervert!!!!!

She runs at me and kicks me in the face leaving me unconscious for a while.

When I wake up I'm at my bed in pijamas and Zelda is sitting besides me.

Link: Man my head hurts.

Zelda: Good, you deserve it.

Link: I'm sorry Zelda, I was just...

Zelda: On the moon.

Link: Yeah basically.

Zelda: Link you are rwally lucky to have me as your girlfriend cause literally anyone else would have broken up with you after that accident.

Link: Yeah I guess I am really lucky.

Zelda: Well let's sleep I'm tired.

Link: Yeah me too

We go to sleep.

—The Next Day—

When I was waking up before I opened my eyes I felt something weird. Something was on my face. It was like a pillow so I grabbed with my hands but then I heard it, I heard Zelda do a weird noice. I woke up and I was scared to see my hands grabbing Zelda's chest. I immediately let go of them and try to move away from Zelda but she doesn't let me as she hugs me while she is aleep and I wait for her to wake up.

She woke up.

Zelda: What am I doing?

Link: Hugging me real hard.

Zelda: Did I really do that?

Link: Yes you did.

Zelda (Blushing): Why didn't you wake me?

Link: Because you were sleeping.

Zelda: Lets get some breakfast before you mess it up.

Link: Mess what up?

Zelda: Nothing...

We both go down and we see Young and Toon already finishing their breakfast and they left two olated for us.

Toon: Here's your breakfast.

Link: Thanks.

Young: So how was last night?

Zelda: Nice and calm

Link: So what are you two doing today?

Toon: We are going to a friend's house. What are you two doing?

Link: We are going to the mall.

Young: What are you two gonna do there?

Link: I don't know Zelda planned it.

Zelda: Well we are going shopping, walking around and maybe going on a little date.

Toon: Nice, have fun big bro.

Link: Bye!

Zelda and I left my house and we got on my car and we went to the Mushroom Mall.

Link: Man this place is great.

Zelda: Yeah can't wait to buy new things!!

Link: Well wgat store first?

Zelda: Ooh ooh over there sweety. That one!

Link: The book store?

Zelda: Yeah I love books.

Link: Maybe I'll find a new manga to read.

We walk over to the book store and I go straight to the manga section and surprisingly Zelda does too.

Link: You like manga?

Zelda: Yeah I love it!!!

Link: Nice, well let's get some books!!!

Zelda: Yeah!!!

After sime time Zelda and I go eat a coffee at Starshrooms. While I was drinking my coffee Zelda took a selfie and posted it on her phone.

Link: What did you write.

Zelda: Hanging out in the mall with my boyfriend.

Link: Huh, neat.

—Meanwhile—

Ridley: Hey Ganondorf look at what Zelda just posted.

Ganondorf: Why should I care about what she has to say.

Ridley: Cause it says that she is hanging out in the mall with her boyfriend.

Ganondorf: What!?!?! That b* thinks she can dump me that easy.

Peach: Well you didn't really treat her that nice you...

Bowser: Shut up Peach, continue doing what Palutena and you were doing.

Peach: Yes Bowser...

King K Rool: What are you gonna do about this Ganondorf?

Ganondorf: Simple, I'm gonna go to the mall and do what every villain does best. Capture the princess. Let's see if his little knight in shining armor can do about it.

Everyone excpet Peach and Palutena: Hahahahaha!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 3