"Namier, can you massage my shoulders?" asked Law
The minute he said it, gears started to turn in Nami's head. She had a plan. (Which was NOT to strangle Law's neck and choke him to death, which she really wanted to do).
"Sure," she said, and smiled sweetly.
Law and Zoro did notice the difference in her behavior, but the did not suspect anything at all.
She started massaging his shoulders.
"You massage like a girl, Nicoer," said Law
"That's because I am a girl," replied Nami, " and BTW, I'm Nami(er), not nicoer".
"I really don't care," Law said.
"Good," said Nami, and then, she stepped away.
"What are you-" Law asked, but then, he noticed the egg above him.
"Hatch down for me, lightning-chan," said Nami.
"When did you-" asked Law, but then his sentence was cut short because he was struck by lightning, and then he was knocked out cold.
"Oh, right. I forgot to remind you that she is always like-" Zoro decided to say, but then, he was struck as well.
"Now, let's see what we have here," said Nami, and then she went inside her room to check on something.
After a few seconds, she came back with a makeup bag.
"I don't really wear makeup but since it was for free, I couldn't turn it down. It is going to be REALLY useful now," muttered Nami.