Fender: ok so at least Mello's personality is something I have down flat XD

Lost: It's actually rather frightening how well Fender plays him o.o
Fender: Oo really...wow! Well...on with the chapter! NAO BITCH!! -
L+F: No ownage of the Matty and the Mellzy...but we can dream...right?


Oi Flamer boy!

What in the fuck do you mean you haven't tasted me in like forever!! It wasn't that long ago! And congratu-fucking-lations on leveling up seven more times...but remember YOU DIED TWICE!! I swear you make Near look smarter sometimes...geez!

Bullets are flying

at your head

Stop pissing me off

before your fucking dead!

Your goddam Choco Breath . Ya bastard...what kinda name is that!

P.S. Stop sending me these damn bouquets! I'm not a fucking girl!


Letters shall get longer as we receive inspiration!