"I can't believe we're finally opening this thing!" squealed Goombella as Professor Frankly started prying open the chest.
"This is a momentous occasion," agreed Frankly. And, with one last heave, he lifted the lid.
Upon hearing the exited babble spewing out of the elderly Goomba's mouth, the U-Goom graduate eagerly peered into the chest…
"… That's just… totally…" She couldn't believe it—the legendary treasure, sought by so many, was just…
"I know, this is incredible! Fascinating! A Dried Shroom… We now know that these people ate mushrooms, like us!"
"…Mario's gonna get a kick outta this," Goombella remarked dryly.