Title: A Prank Gone Wrong
Pairing: Kakasaku
Chapter: Chapter Two 'Curiosity Gets The Better of Us'
Warning: Not in this chapter there aint no need for warnings.
Summary: What happens when Naruto teaches Sakura his Sexy technique to test whether Sasuke is really gay or not? Well, their plan doesn't go right, that's for sure. Instead of finding the truth to the Uchiha's sexuality, Sakura catches the attention of an unexpected jounin.
A Prank Gone Wrong
Looking just as bored as he usually did, the silver haired jounin walked into the café after Asuma casually with his hand in his pocket. He hated walking into restaurants, cafes, pubs or anywhere where you'd find a lot of people. The attention he got once he stepped into the rather large café was expected. Their entrance stopped the hum of conversation around them abruptly, turning a few heads, but he simply didn't acknowledge it. Why do they stare at him and not Asuma?
"Hey you're here Hatake!" he heard Genma cry out, pausing Kakashi's joyful thoughts.
Kakashi looked on; the group had chosen a good spot this time. Near the window.
"What took you?" Anko added, looking quite annoyed.
Scratching his head Asuma answered nervously "Ah, you know Kakashi, old man he is."
His rather cruel comment earned giggles, laughter, snorts and smirks from the gang, Kakashi only stared at them unimpressed, it wasn't like Asuma was any younger.
"Saved a seat for you Asuma," Kurenai called, patting the spot next to her invitingly.
"Where am I gonna sit?" Kakashi asked bluntly, half joking, half serious.
"Come sit here, plenty-a room," Anko suggested.
Hesitantly the silver haired jounin slipped himself between Anko and Genma, Kakashi tried to make himself comfortable, but it didn't seem possible. Nice and comfy would be sitting under trees in the shade, not sitting between two people who were more maddening than Naruto.
After a few mind numbing minutes, Kakashi was already in lala land. You couldn't really blame him. He had to put up with eerie commentaries and brainless subject choices, most which came from Gai and Genma.
The conversation had barely started and he was already bored stiff out of his brains. What a dull and unexciting conversation. He couldn't believe he sacrificed a beautiful afternoon like this for a dreary, unintelligible discussion. And the fact that Kakashi had closed his book to a rather devastating cliffhanger, well, he was itching to pull it out. It left him pondering, well, more like fantasizing about what was going to happen in icha icha.
But it wasn't like this was anything new. He always wondered why they'd want his company when he didn't really contribute much to their conversations. He'd only nod his head to a few things and murmur ah's or mm's when he found it right.
"What about you?" Anko asked nudging Kakashi abruptly out of his fantasizing. "You got a girl?" The question was unexpected, but before the copy ninja was able to respond, he was interrupted.
"Please! Kakashi with a girl? Ha!" Genma retorted.
"Oh, stop being desirous, just because Kakashi can win a girl effortlessly doesn't give you a reason to be jealous," Anko rebutted.
"Indeed," Gai added, looking calm in his laid back position. "Kakashi isn't all that great anyway, nothing to be jealous about," Gai replied trying to reassure Genma, though it seemed as though Gai was trying to restore confidence in himself rather than in Genma. The group only stared at him in hilarity.
"Not you too Gai," Kurenai said looking at him with that 'stop-kidding-yourself' sort of look, earning laughter from Asuma.
Gai cringed "Kakashi may be more hip than I am, but I have beaten him in our rivalry!" the super-thick fuzzy brows retorted confidently.
Kakashi only groaned awkwardly in response. His dignity was being juggled between the arms of these people right now. He definitely didn't like where this conversation was going. Maybe if he quietly slipped out they wouldn't notice? Highly doubtful. He'd just have to settle with sitting here for the next few hours or so. No big deal...
Now, where was he's Icha Icha book…?
But before the great copy ninja was able to pinch out his infamous book. The loud mouth decided to speak again.
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Poof!
When the smoke had started swirling around the rather tall and lean looking silhouette, Naruto waited patiently for the end results with squinted eyes. Hope she got it right this time…he thought hoping to the heavens. For if she didn't…he didn't know what would become of him. It soon dawned on him that his little 'prank' idea had more risks than he considered.
Raising a blonde brow Naruto watched as the smoke started to settle, what he saw were …broad shoulders?…muscles? No rounded hips…not to mention absolutely no breasts…and…dark blue, jaggered styled hair? The smoke had suddenly cleared completely.
Naruto blinked.
What the-
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Nothing could have made her feel any better right then than seeing a shrewd looking Naruto sprawled on the ground screaming "My eyes! My eyes!" exaggeratedly. He got a taste of his own medicine, I'd say Sakura thought inwardly. She couldn't help but smirk at her work. Such satisfying results. And it did pent out all her previous frustrations after all.
She took in a deep breath "So Naruto, like I was saying...this is what I'd turn into if I were to think of something sexy…what do you think? It looks pretty damn sexy to me," she smirked.
"S-sakura-chan, you know you can't seduce Sasuke looking like that ," he replied shakily, his head clutched between his hands on the ground, unable to look at it again.
That got the pink haired kunoichi to actually think about how ridiculous it would look if she were to seduce him by looking like an exact clone of himself…though…it would determine if he was gay or not wouldn't it? And if he was a luvo. Without even thinking, her mind started wondering off into absency...two Sasukes…
"Sakura-chan, do you mind dispelling that technique now?" he asked desperately.
Sighing in defeat Sakura gave in "Fine."
She had enough fun…for now…
After a lot of chakra consuming hours, to Naruto's relief, Sakura had learnt how to turn into somewhat of a "sexy goddess".
Instead of thinking about a girl who was sexy , which Sakura found impossible, Naruto simplified it. "Sakura, just imagine what you'd want to look like in a few years time." With that simplification in mind, Sakura learnt it in no time. Who'd have thought it'd be that easy? Naruto sure didn't.
"Well then," Naruto began. "Shall we put forth our plan?" he smirked.
The pink haired kunoichi smirked in return. "Of course." Naruto's smile widened. "Okay then let's –,"
"Wait!" Sakura suddenly leapt forward dramatically. She pulled something out of her pocket as he stared at it. It was…a tissue. "Your nose is bleeding," she ground out bluntly. The blonde haired nin scratched his head nervously, "Ahahaa…I guess the weather is that bad, huh?" he grinned sheepishly.
Sakura nodded, "So it seems," she said as she handed him the insulting white material.
He took it off her gladly as he started busying himself with wiping the red substance from his nose, "Thanks Saku –,"
At that instant, Naruto was aware of the fact that Sakura had suddenly drawn back her hand just in time for a-
Schmack!
Eyes widening, Naruto put a hand to his now aching, swollen, raw cheek, a confused expression upon his face. The action was so unexpected it left Naruto stunned. "What was that for?" he whined from ache. Hadn't he had enough of bashing for one day?
He felt slightly cheated, he had taught her how to accomplish being sexy, and he got a slap for it? Unbelievable. He stared in astonishment at her as she picked up her backpack.
"That was for staring down my shirt," she explained ingenuously through gritted teeth.
Oh, right…
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"Let's play a game!" the senbon wielder suggested.
"Aren't we a little old for games?" Kakashi answered wearily, sounding unsure. He didn't like the sound of the word 'game' or 'play', especially if it were Genma who said it.
"You aint old, actually let's make you the victim," Genma swiftly decided without consulting.
"What kind of game is it?" asked Kurenai.
"Since he aint got no girl, let's hook him up! What do yah all say?"
What were they now, wannabe teenagers?
Genma stared long and hard at them individually looking hopeful. "Aww, c'mon, it'll be fun!"
"Kakashi doesn't need our help Genma, he's got the dating department covered," Anko replied coolly.
"Besides what chances are we going to have of finding a girl for Kakashi when we can't even get one ourselves?" Gai asked incredulously.
Asuma snorted and held onto Kurenai more tightly, "Speak for yourself."
Genma frowned. They didn't seem so enthusiastic about it.
"What do you think about this Kakashi?"
All heads turned to the silver haired mop head, expecting an answer.
Kakashi seemed distant all of a sudden, he was staring at…the window? Well, what was behind the window to be exact. He didn't notice the calling of his name nor the numerous whacks he received on his head with newspapers, all that he was conscious about was the girl walking across the street. The sight he saw set before him didn't linger too long though, the pink haired beauty had vanished before his mind could register she were gone. "Oi, Kakashi!"
"Kakashi what's up with you?"
The silver haired Jounin stared blankly out the window, half expecting her return, but it all shattered with a single mind-repairing slap on the face.
Awakening, Kakashi quickly looked around to acknowledge that Genma had slapped him awake. "What's wrong? It aint like you to go blank on us," he asked with a worried expression.
"Oh," he replied intelligently, "Sorry about that."
"What's up?"
"Yeah, what the hell was that all about?"
Kakashi again didn't hear them; he only peered over his shoulder at the entrance of the café. Turning around to face the group who amused him to no end, who now wore rather worried faces, he politely excused himself. "Sorry, it seems I've forgotten to do something back at home, excuse me," he said stoically, walking out of the café Kakashi raised a hand in goodbye like he usually did as he swiftly made his exit.
The door closed with a soft click as the group stared unbelievingly at it, they all exchanged anxious expressions.
"Well then," Genma began.
"Who's up for ice cream?"
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As for the next chapter, well, there will be one, depending on how many people I know are still reading this fic. I'm so happy I got 40 reviews. QQ THANKYOU SO MUCH! I'll show my thanks through updates.
AND SORRY FOR THE DELAY!! Life is really time consuming, you know? You have family problems, then boyfriend problems then just problems in general, then you pms then yadda yadda I know i'm rambling...but, you get my drift. 8D
Oh, and constructive criticism is welcomed.
This chapter to me was boring, maybe because it focused on the jounins. But do tell me what you think. Comments are always appreciated.
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