Do not touch Professor Ozpin's coffee.
"What about Professor Oobleck's?"
Coco giggled. "You can put whatever you want in his. He never notices."
When some one say's no, they mean no. Not maybe later, not next week, NO!
a. Jaune.
Weiss had lost her patience with Jaune's constant flirting and had responded in the most Weiss-like manner possible: with rules.
Professors Ozpin and Goodwitch are not in some form of secret relationship. Stop asking.
"You do realize that's just going to encourage them, right sir."
Do not assist Weiss Schnee with any Dust based experiments.
There was a running bet on who would more students in the infirmary, Yang and her rampages or Weiss and her experiments.
All bets are to be placed with Lei Ren.
Beacon offered a lot to gamble on, from who would beat up team CRDL next to how long Nora could go with out scaring everyone. ("My records forty minutes.") Of course the most popular bets were on who would end up dating who.
Nora, stop breaking the fourth wall.
"But…"
NO! You're freaking me out.
You are not allowed to make Ruby Rose cry.
This one went up immediately after a fourth year stole Ruby's cookies. He was lucky Goodwitch was there to pull Yang off of him. He was expected to wake up from his coma sometime next year.
Yes, Professor Ozpin enjoys chess metaphors. No, he does not consider all of you worthless pawns.
"What did I say about listening the Fourth Years?" Coco yelled.
Vehicles are to remain outside.
Nobody was really sure how Yang got her motorcycle indoors. All Yang would say was that Nora did it.
We can't stop you from reading in class but if you do, please keep it family friendly.
"It's not smut!"
Sleep is for everybody, not just for the weak.
Exam week + New espresso machine + Weiss = Crazy on a scale that Nora look normal.
"Ha. Yeah right. Nobody makes me look normal."
You're right Nora. You're one of a kind, thank God.
Yang Xiao Long is now required to pay for all property damage she causes.
"Hey Weiss…"
"No."
"Well, at least I don't have to pay the hospital bills."
"Yet."
Do not switch the signs for the male and female change rooms.
Jaune was lucky that he fainted immediately after realizing his mistake otherwise team JNPR would be looking for a new leader.
Cardin Winchester is no longer allowed to gamble in anyway.
a. This is for your own good.
This, after he lost his thirty first consecutive bet with Nora and was forced to wear a bunny outfit all day.
Yang Xiao Long is not your personal microwave.
"Oh come on. It's my semblance, I should be able to do what I want with it."
"I think they had a problem with the fact that you were charging people."
You are not allowed to make Yang Xiao Long cry.
Nobody was sure what the Fourth Year had said to make the boisterous brawler start bawling. What they did know was that Ruby turned out to be just as protective of her sister and twice as terrifying.
Unless your name is Nora Valkyrie you are not allergic to boredom.
a. Stop trying to get out of class.
Nora actually was allergic to boredom. She had a doctor's note and everything.
Remnant: the game is not a substitute for Tactics and Strategies class.
a. Neither is chess.
"But Glynda…"
"Sir, no. You can't just let them play board games in class."
Handcuffs are no longer allowed on campus.
Rather than one particular incident, this rules was the result of many. Far to many to list here.
If you finish your test early, please do not doodle on the back out of boredom.
a. And if you do please keep it family friendly.
Blake hadn't really been thinking of the consequences when she began that drawing and now Goodwitch couldn't even look in her direction with out blushing.
Hey guys, what's up?
So, this is turning out to be harder then I thought and I need you help. First of all, coming up with these rules is hard. So I really need you to make tons of suggestions so I can keep doing twenty rules per chapter and not have it take forever. Feel free to leave them in a review or PM me directly.
Secondly, I've decided that instead of responding to reviews in my author's notes like I do for Cards Against Remnant I figured I'd do something different. So in a few chapters I'll be doing a Q&A. So if you have questions about this fic, the characters, how I write or anything really either leave a review or PM me. Please, I really want to do a Q&A chapter.
"It'll be funny! We guarantee it!"
Goddammit Nora! In my author's note? You all most gave me a heart attack.
"Sorry. I just wanted to help."
Just… Stop. Please?
Anyway the gist of it is, if you like this like this fic and want to help please send some suggestions and questions this way.
And that's all for now. If you'll excuse me I need to go take my medication.
Reviews are nice.
- Rex Heller.