I was actually kind of surprised this story was so popular, considering I'm the first on to do it. CHA! Anyway audience has spoken and it shall be Deidara and Tobi. To be honest I really wanted to do this one so here it is I don't own naruto only the plot.

Kisame and Itachi doubled their struggling as the door bell continuously ringing non-stop. Hoping it was one of their friends that wouldn't fall for the cuteness.

Outside

"Senpai! Why aren't they answering?" Shout the hyper as ever Tobi as he continued to repeatedly rung the door bell. "Probably because there dead from your constant ringing!" Yelled the blond artist, knocking Tobi over the head. As the masked boy wept in an imaginary corner the door opened slowly to reveal something that made him rethink his meaning of art.

She was a master piece. She looked so fragile. And her exotic pink hair, her striking green eyes it was- "Where selling cookies would you like some only five dollars a box!" Screamed Tobi flaring his arms epically. She gave a sweet smile and nodded and then she disappeared behind the door.

"Well that went well." Tobi said kicking a stone while waiting for her to return. "But do you hear those muffling sounds Senpai?" He asked pressing his ear to the door.

Inside.

"Who was at the door?" Kisame asked trying to crawl to it to ask for help. Sakura dragged him back to his previous spot. And grabbed the duck tape. "Wait what are you doing?" Said Itachi trying to back, away. She grinned evilly and stalked towards them.

"Don't think for a second I didn't hear all that noise you were making back there." She said evilly taping their mouths shut. She smirked as she went to another room, and brought back a machine gun. Their eyes widened and the struggled to get out of the ropes.

She continued to the door putting on a fake sweet smile. And then opened the door.

Outside

The door started to open and there stood the most adorable seven year old girl in the world…with a machine gun.

Totally pregnant silence

"Um, little girl chan, Tobi could have sworn you didn't have a machine before." Tobi gulped backing away. She giggled and pointed the gun at them. "Why don't you come in to discuss the cookies?" She said sickly sweet as she ushered them into the house.

Hands up in defense. And their eyes well eye widened at seeing Itachi and Kisame tied up. Deidara tried to hold down a snicker. But before she had the chance to tie Tobi up he performed a commando roll into her kitchen.

"NO PRISONERS!" He screamed as he held up the almighty…banana?

"Oh what are gonna do? Peel me to death?" She snickered as she sped up to him and kick his *ahem* man jewels.

Tobi cringed in pain as Sakura dragged him all the way back to the living room giving him carpet burn.

Minutes later he was tied up too. Itachi's mouth wasn't taped up But damnitt Deidara could feel him smirking. That bastard. "You are a very mean lady!" Tobi screamed.

The girl only smirked and gave Tobi the ultimate torture. Eating the cookies in front of him. He was trembling in rage. And burst out. "TOBI WANT'S COOKIES TO! LITTLE GIRL-CHAN IS SO MEAN!" He screamed rolling around on the ground. She chuckled. "Hm, I had enough fun your noisy." She said blankly as she reached for him mask so slow it was painful.

It was like the world had stopped to see what was going on. And just before you could see his chin….the door bell rang.

Whoop new chapter!

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Sorry I couldn't make it longer I didn't know what else I could do for this chapter IDEAS ARE WELCOMED! I NEED IDEAS! I'M RUNNING DRY