Reason #2: Snape Doesn't Like Sitting Next To Large, Obnoxious Passengers
Snape is sitting in the center seat, reading a book shortly after he boards the plane. As the other passengers were pilling in, a large, beefy man with a mustache wobbles in and squeezes into the seat next to him, ultimately blocking the isle way. The man's sheer size almost began spreading into Snape's seat. Snape lays his book down and turned toward the man.
It was Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter's adoptive Uncle.
"Excuse me, you hippo, don't you need two seats to cover all of your ass?" Snape questions rudely to Vernon.
"I beg your pardon? If they didn't make these seats so darn small, then you wouldn't be complaining now, would you?" Vernon shoots back. "You could always move over into the other seat you know."
"I have a better idea, why don't you sit in the baggage area instead?" Snape suggests, started to get a bit miffed at the man.
"Why I never!" Vernon says turning to Snape, ready to start a fight.
The flight attendant came to their seats shortly after they were beginning to bicker.
"Sirs, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you two to behave or else I will have to remove you both from the plane."
"Oh fine…" both men says simultaneously, crossing arms and turning away from each other.
An Hour Later
Afterwards when the plane was in flight, Snape resumes reading his book. Meanwhile, Vernon had fallen asleep. As time passed, Snape began to notice Vernon slowly leaning over onto his seat. Snape repeatedly had to nudge him back to an upright position, but Vernon just kept on tilting toward Snape. Eventually, Vernon rolled over in his sleep, right on top of Snape, crushing him from the man's weight.
"That does it!" Snape yells from underneath the man as he grabs his wand and zaps Vernon, forcing him to disappear. Snape then looks out the window to see Vernon doing a barrel roll through the sky, screaming along the way, as he was about to crash into the Alpine Mountains.
That amusing moment didn't last long as Dumbledore magically appeares next to him and began chewing him out on abusing his powers. The English Airline Corporation charges Snape later for illegally ejecting a man from their airlines while it was airborne.
That incident was Snape's second offense.
Continue on to the next chapter!