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Mall-mart.

Spencer pushed the shopping cart down the aisles, looking for materials we need for Thanksgiving, as Sam and I slowly strolled along behind him.

My eyes were wondering around the store. For some strange reason, every time I come here or anywhere for that matter, I feel like I may see somebody I know. Or maybe somebody would recognize me from iCarly.

It wasn't really all that uncommon for somebody to come up to me and say how much they are fans of the show and would like an autograph. I liked that stuff.

The fame, the awards, people wanting your autograph and a picture taken with you, the merchandise deals. I was use to it. In fact, I loved it.

Sam, on the other hand, doesn't like it. This could be because she hates people, but the sad reality is not that many people want her autograph or her picture taken.

"You just love that?" Sam asks.

"Love what?"

"That." Sam points.

I look over and see a girl a little younger than us, dressed like a punk princess, in a verbal fight with her mom. "Teen angst?"

"Yep."

"It's like she's your twin," I tell her sarcastically.

"That girl is nothing like me." She wraps her arms around herself.

"Keep telling yourself that."

Spencer grabs an eight pound turkey and throws it into the shopping cart. "That should be it."

"Alright." Sam gets ahead of us. "Let's get out of here."

She's always in a hurry. No matter where we are, she needs to have everything in a fast pace. Spencer stood in place looking to his left.

"Spencer, you ok?" I ask looking at the same direction. A woman with brown hair and tan skin was standing before us.

"B.R.B." Spencer makes his way towards the mystery woman. Wow, he's crazy.

"Hey, where's Spencer?" Sam walks back over to me. I nod over to where he was. "Aww man. Now we are stuck here." Sam sticks out her bottom lip and pouts.

She looked so cute.

"Don't pout. Look, they are giving away free samples of Fat Cakes."

"No can do. I'm banned from getting any free samples." Sam lets out a sigh.

"Yea, who knew you could fun fast with cheese in a can stuffed down your pants." My mind goes back to that day.

One day they were having free samples of crackers and cheese. Sam was there all day and wouldn't leave. So the lady working at the table called for security.

"You'll never take me alive!" Sam screams out with a mouthful of cheese.

Her mom was at work so Spencer and I had to go get her. Since that day, every time Mall-Mart has free samples, they have pictures of Sam so the workers know not to give her any.

"Wait right here. I'll get you one." I leave Sam alone and walk over to the table.

The woman on the other side of the sample table looked to be in her mid-forties with strands of grey coloring the already brown hair.

"Well hello dear." The woman smiles at me.

"Hi there." I look down at the snacks. "What do we have here?"

The lady picks up one of the Fat Cakes. "These are new strawberry Fat Cakes. Wanna try one?"

"Sure."

The lady hands me one. Taking a bite of it, I fell the flavor of vanilla cream and strawberry fills my mouth and makes its way down my throat and into my stomach.

"Oh my god! This is delicious!"

"Thank you so much." The lady smiles at my approval.

"Can I have one for my brother?"

"Sure." She hands me one more.

"Thank you. Have a nice day." I give her a smile good-bye, then make my way back to Sam.

"Did you get it?" Sam's eyes were locked wide as her hands shook with jitters.

"Here." I slide her the Fat Cake without anybody looking.

Sam grabs it and chops down on it, devouring it with only two bites.

"God, Sam don't you chew?"

"But it's so good." Sam whines.

Spencer comes around the corner, pushing and running. "Time to go!"

A guy follows behind him, standing 6'8 and around 300 pounds. "Come back here punk!"

"Should we help him?" I ask.

No answer.

"Stop her!" I hear a woman scream out. I turn around and see Sam running with Fat Cakes.

"Sam!"

"They'll never take me alive!"