Panthera Lupe: So, how'd you like the first chappie? Okay there a few things I would like to clear up before we get this party rolling...
I. All of these places are real, except for Sage Creek which I totally lay claim to making (depends on if it actually exists or not) and I haven't been to any of these places so sorry if you live there and I totally depict it the wrong way, I'm just trying to make the city fit the story.
II. I love roman numerals if you can't tell already.
III. Do not worry, I have a plot line so you don't have to fear one of those plotless stories.
IV. And I'd like to say that some stuff here doesn't actually exist or is even possible (who's ever heard of a double long RV? Or who's ever heard of an Wal-mart/Albertsons?) so please do not get all up on my grillz saying: That shit don't exist. Your story sucks... because then I will reply: And you swallow.
V. I'm a perv sometimes.
Disclaimer: I lay no claim to this! I only own my OCs and they were made because I needed someone like them and everyone else already had a personality.
Dedication: I dedicate this chapter to K and Jazz for being awesome and the first reveiwer I had on my last chapter! Thanks for the boost!
Warnings: Limish at one point in time, shounen-ai (boy x boy, yaoi), shy Itachi (WTF!! 0.0), spazzy authoress, and I will tell you there is a homophobic racist bellboy.
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On The Road
Day II
First Night's Frets
Woodville, Mississippi
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"Breakfast bitches! Wake the fuck up!" The occupants of the room groaned at the familiar, overly loud voice, one even attempting to chuck a pillow at it (which failed miserably).
"Umeko… shut-up." An older voice spoke, causing Sasuke to snap his eyes open.
And there in the door way was a girl long raven hair that went to her calves, even though it was tied up, and gleaming purple eyes and a man with long spiky raven hair and deep coal eyes.
Noticing eyes on him, the man turned to the room and smiled. "Yo." He turned back and glared at Umeko as she kept poking his arm and looking down the hallway. "What n-" He didn't have time to finish his sentence as Ikari once again decided to test her football skills.
"Madara!"
"Incoming." Umeko said a little (only a little!) late.
Itachi walked into the scene of the doorway and sighed, rubbing his temples. "Madara, when I asked you to wake them up. I didn't mean the whole fucking building."
Madara groaned. "Yes, I do realize that, but it wasn't me at all. Blame Umeko and your sister." He stood up and against Itachi, it was clear how much the male had grown. Sure, he was the same age as Itachi, but last time they'd seen their cousin, he'd been shorter than Kyuubi- and that's short! But now, he had at least four inches hanging over Itachi's head, literally.
"Jeeze Dara, growth spurts much?" Kit said, walking up to the man in the hallway and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
Umeko scoffed, flicking her hair. "Tch, stupid ass thinks he's a god now that he's freaking 6' 2''. Sometimes I wanna make him short!" She ranted. She turned to the confused occupants of the room and smiled, while waving. "Hello Neji-kun, Gaa-chan, Naru-chan… and Sasuke!" She squealed out Sasuke's name and went in for the dive, attaching herself to his torso. "How you doing kiddo?"
Sasuke grunted and tried to shrug the raven off of him. He really didn't want to deal with anyone right now.
"Hey Sasuke… hey, what happened to your lip?" Neji asked, running his fingers through his hair to get the knots out that had formed overnight.
Sasuke turned his head away and looked in the mirror that was beside his bed. His bottom lip was swollen and bruised. He touched it tenderly before sighing. "Nothing. Seriously. Naruto and his big head. I told you sharing a bed with him is not a good idea. I got whacked by him."
"Hey!" Naruto cried out from on the floor covered in blankets. "At least I don't go around pushing people out of their bed."
Sasuke scoffed and turned away from the blonde. "It's no longer your bed too, at least not once you whacked me in the mouth. And when you hit the floor, you became the bitch."
"The bitch!? Are you insane."
As the two began their ritual of fighting, Madara tried to usher the rest of them out. "Alright, well, as Umeko shouted to the entire floor. Breakfast is downstairs… and it's free."
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"What the hell!"
"I said move out of the way faggot." The bellboy sneered to a girl with light blue hair and amber eyes. A girl with white hair and green eyes stood frightfully behind her.
The blue haired girl growled. "Oh, it's because I'm black isn't it?"
"But you're not-"
"It's because I'm half black and half Latino! I knew it! You're racist!"
"But you're not any of those!"
"Oh, so now it's because I'm white!?"
The manager suddenly dissolved from nowhere and approached the two teen girls. "And what seems to be the problem?"
The blue haired girl turned to the tall burly man. "Your fucking anal-head bellboy here won't take our bags because he's racist… and because I want to spend a nice time in this hotel with my girlfriend before we meet up with our friend! Is that so wrong!?"
"Not at all ma'am. Can I get your names so I can comp. your stay?"
The white haired girl finally spoke. "My name's Fujitake Neko and she's Tashiiko Inu."
The manager suddenly snapped to attention. "Ah, yes ma'am Mrs. Fujitake."
The elevators opened and a jumbled group of teens walked out. A specific blonde haired alternative-punk-rap-save-the-world-turntablist with green-blue eyes stopped short and started at the two odd haired girls before grinning. "Neko! Inu!" She yipped, wrapping her arms around both of their necks. "Guys, this is Neko and Inu- some classmates of mine. Girls, this is Madara, Itachi, Kyuubi, Kit, Ikari, Haku, Kiba, Neji, Umeko, Shikamaru, Gaara, and Sai… Sasuke and Naruto are still up in the room, fighting."
Neko waved shyly as Inu grinned widely and shouted out a greeting to them all. "So these are the infamous friends you were talking about. They look like you described the!" Inu exclaimed, dancing over to the group and starting to talk to them all.
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As breakfast went on, the group had invaded and raided the free buffet.
"Kiba, share the bacon!" Kit exclaimed, reaching across the table and attempting to spear herself a piece. She would have been successful too, if Kiba hadn't squealed indignantly and jumped up with his plate of bacon.
Madara was sitting at the nearby bar- acting as if he didn't know the insane table.
Of course they were insane. Inu wouldn't stop trying to grab Neko's breast, earning many slaps from the white haired female. Kiba was growling menacingly trying to defend his bacon in which Kit had not given up trying to win some. Gaara wasn't eating, merely scanning the room and scaring away the employees who were coming to tell the group to quiet them down. Kankuro was nibbling on a biscuit and was still angsting.
Temari was rapping at the top of her lungs while downing a cup of espresso. Umeko had 'fallen asleep' in her cereal (Madara knew she was faking this). Ikari was also not eating, but instead leaning her head against Sai's shoulder and resting. Sai, who didn't seem to mind the extra weight on his, was talking to Neji about what they wanted to do for their projects. Shikamaru, well he'd waited until someone had put a plate in front of him until he decided he hadn't eaten since yesterday and devour his meal while he could. Itachi and Kyuubi seemed to actually be having an intelligent conversation.
Finishing off his drink, Madara tipped the waitress, ignoring the napkin on the table that had her phone number on it. He went back to elevator, and went to the previous room he'd been at earlier.
Okay, so here, he's not rude! The door was wide open so anyone could see in, therefore he did not knock.
There, in the dark room (and open too!) Naruto had Sasuke pinned to the bed and was making a collar of hickeys across his neck. Sasuke was sweating profusely, panting, and moaning as the blonde above him did so. "Na- Naruto… stop it." He pleaded between gasps.
Naruto chuckled against the pale skin. "Why, you're so hard here." He spoke, smirking at the gasp pulled from the Uchiha as he cupped his obvious arousal.
"You do know that having the door open doesn't help hide it."
Madara's voice caused Sasuke to squeak and roll off the bed while Naruto looked up and glared at him. "What's it to you blackmailer?"
Madara chuckled and flicked on the lights. "Well, what if it had been someone else? You know Kiba, Haku, Kyuubi, and the girls can't keep their mouths shut if their lives depended on it."
"It's not my fault that the door doesn't shut right. Neji had to get up five times during the night because it swings itself open." The blonde defended, still angry at the fact that he was deprived of his time with Sasuke.
"Well, eventually someone would have wondered where you two were. They would have come up here and you would have been farther than what I saw, and freaked out. You'd be exposed."
Sasuke finally sat up and glared at his older cousin. "And it would be wise if you left. We'll be down to eat shortly." He warned, yawning and stretching his arms.
Now, Naruto found this very tempting and pounced onto the raven boy, kissing the side of his face with a smile. "Ne, Sasu-chan, don't tease me if we can't do anything. Now let's go have a shower." He chided.
Sasuke scowled and shoved the blonde off of him. "Not together we aren't. Now get going before I jump in there and purposely use up all the hot water."
The blonde yipped before dashing like mad to the bathroom.
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"Okay fuckers, here's the plans from now on. Because if we want to make our plans come true, we gotta pull all nighters… now, nocturnal people and insomniacs… raise your hands." Temari instructed, watching as a few people raised their hands. Those few people included Gaara and Madara as the insomniacs and Inu, Haku, Kyuubi, Itachi, and Kit as the nocturnal people. "Okay good, that means you'll all go in shifts. Alright, people, load up and let's get going. We can make it to Woodville by night, and then one of those seven people can take over and drive to Jackson."
Everyone groaned an approval before hauling their bags into the attachment of the RV.
Kyuubi pulled Itachi to the back of the group so he could talk to him. "How's the arm? Didn't make it worse did I?"
The raven shook his head and put on a rare smile. "Nah, it feels a lot better. Thanks." And then without thinking, he leaned over and gave the red head a kiss on the forehead. The two took a step backwards from each other. "Yeah… thanks." He hurried away to help the other's pack their bags, missing Kyuubi turning around slammed his fist into the nearest wall.
Life was so complicated. Why?
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"Okay, this is our last rest stop in the town of Woodville. Get supplies, and whatever the hell else you need." Ikari instructed before ducking out of the RV and into the Wal-mart/Albertsons with Kit hot on her heels.
"Maru, Neji, go get me some booze!" She said, lolling her head to one side.
Neji sighed and shook his head. "Booze does not count as an essential item. Come on, we have to get what we will desperately need."
The blonde was suddenly very full of energy and attacked Neji and Shikamaru with her full force- meaning shoving her full lushness upon them until they ran out of the van to escape from her.
"Come on Kyuu, me and Dara are going to get some actual edible foods." Umeko called, waiting for the red head to get out of the drivers seat. "You too Itachi." She whipped a harsh glare towards the raven, who sighed and got out of the passengers seat. "Now, we split up. Me and Dara, and you two."
Madara huffed and followed the raven as she got out. "And I agreed to this where along the lines?" He muttered.
"I need to pee like Niagara Falls. Lemme out!!" Kiba yelled as he made a mad dash for the store.
Gaara began to get out. "I better make sure he doesn't drown himself, Kankuro, get your angsty ass over here, you're going to find Temari and make sure she hasn't killed Shikamaru or Neji." He spoke, reaching over and dragging his angsting brother out of the RV.
Sai, Neko, and Inu were passed out in the back of the RV, and probably would stay that way until tomorrow morning when they reached the hotel.
So that left Naruto, Haku, and Sasuke.
Sasuke leaned back boredly and fingered the black leather collar around his neck, making sure there was still room to breath in it. Haku was downloading pictures from his camera onto his laptop.
"I have this feeling that my dad figured this out and is following us." Sasuke admitted, earning a concerned glance from Haku and Naruto.
Naruto sighed and ruffled the black spikes. "I think you're just paranoid."
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"Let's see, we need to get three coolers." Kyuubi said, pointing to said objects as Itachi sighed and loaded them into the cart. "Wait, my RV has a fucking full sized fridge! Why the hell is Umeko demanding coolers?"
Itachi looked at the list and sighed. "It's for the booze."
Realization dawned on the redhead and he continued to go down the list, grumbling about drunks messing up his RV. "Plastic-ware. Get four bags of everything."
The raven nodded and grabbed four bags of paper plates, plastic forks, spoons, and knifes. He sighed once again and earned a look from Kyuubi.
"What cha' sighing about so much?"
Itachi looked to the plastic stuff their cart was filled with. "What if my dad followed us here? What if he's right around the corner, just waiting until we're alone so he can get and drag us back-" He stopped talking as Kyuubi had effectively wrapped himself around him.
"If that fucker's here, he can't have you." He said, then turned to face the other way. "You hear that Fugaku! He's mine!" He shouted out, causing the raven to chuckle. People in the isles were looking at the two men like they were insane.
"I don't know which is scarier, you just now or my dad. I vote you." Itachi joked, driving the cart away as Kyuubi trailed behind him like a puppy.
Kyuubi ran up to Itachi's side and leaned on him. "Hey, Itachi, can we get-"
"No."
The golden eyed boy pouted. "Why not?"
Itachi glared at the shorter man. "Because, that shit will drive us all crazy."
"Please?"
"No."
"Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuh!?"
"Nope."
And everyont outside the store and inside the store could hear only one thing:
"I WANT MY GOD DAMN COFFEE ITACHI!! AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT FOR ME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BUY A WRENCH AND CASTRATE YOU WITH IT!!"
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Panthera Lupe: Thank you for actually making it this far in the story without your brain exploding. I'm sorry if this confuses you, I have a problem with doing that in my fics but I'm working on it. Since some people mightbe upset because they review too and do not get a dedication, I'm going to start putting honorable mentions at the bottom (and many thanks to them!). Please review, and you too, could see your name at the bottom!
Honorable Mentions: colgate.advanced.fresh