"Nii-san! I found twin brothers near to the forest! I thought they're lost!" shouted Ino. Deidara stood up and sighed. "Yeah, just let them in..."

Ino pushed the twin brothers into the kitchen. "So what is your name?" asked Deidara. Suddenly the first twin shouted, "None of us are lame, blondie!"

Deidara frowned. "Don't call me blondie, and I'm not asking who is lame. I'm asking you about your name."

"No, we're not the same," the first twin protested.

"Good, you're bringing a deaf child, Ino," said Deidara to his cousin.

"We're not dead! We're alive!" the deaf twin protested again.

"Bring him to Sasori, Ino, I will take the other with me," said Deidara despaired. Ino nodded and took the deaf child to Sasori's room. Deidara interviewed the second twin.

...

"Sasori-san, I'm bringing a lost child. Deidara nii-san said I have to bring him to you."

Sasori nodded and turned to face the child. "His name?" he asked to Ino. "I don't know," she answered. Sasori looked at the boy. "What is your name?" he asked.

"I'm not lame, red head! I'm cool!" the child shouted.

Sasori frowned. He glanced at Ino. "His hearing isn't sharp, hmm?" he asked. "I think so..." mumbled Ino. Sasori sighed. "Let see what I can do to him..."

...

The leader said that the twins must go to school. Sasori tried to talk to the deaf boy, "I must take you to school."

"I hate skull, I hate it," the deaf cried. Sasori pulled him into the school and let him sit in the class. Then Sasori left him.

Tobi took the deaf and his twin home. "Sasori, they need to learn for the logical test," said Tobi. Sasori nodded and took the twins to his room.

He opened the logic book and let the twin read it. "How can we make 'ONE' disappear, sir?" asked the second twin. Sasori took a moment to think before he answered the question. "You can add 'G' in front of the 'ONE', and the word become 'GONE'. Then it disappear, right?"

"Oh, good answer!" said the deaf. "You just need to shoot the letters, yes!"

"Why you have to shoot the letters?" asked Sasori.

"Because you said we can change the word into 'GUN', yes!"

"No, no, we don't change the word. We just need to add 'G' in front of it. So it's GONE!" shouted Sasori.

"Now you said we're done? I thought we're about to start!" the deaf protested.

"Oh, man, NO! I said GONE! GONE, DISAPPEARED! GONE! G-O-N-E!" shouted Sasori frustrated.

"No, thank you. I've already eat my lunch. Besides, I don't like bun," said the deaf.

Sasori gave up to teach the deaf boy.

The Second Twin

"Richard, I wish you'd pay a little attention," said the teacher to the second twin.

"Yes, miss. I'm paying as little as I can!" he said.

e.e

In another day...

"Richard, why are you doing your multiplications on the floor?" asked the teacher.

"You told me not to use tables, so I use the floor!" he replied.

Dot, dot, dot...

On geography class...

"Richard, where is Turkey?" the teacher asked.

"I have no idea, sir. I haven't seen it since Christmas!" he answered.

Another dot-dot-dot

"Umm, Richard, did your guardians help you with the questions?" asked the math teacher.

"No, I got them wrong all by myself," he replied.

e.e