Chapter started: 5:09 PM 6/4/2007
Chapter finished: 4:47 PM 6/12/2007
Chapter Posted: 4:53 PM 6/12/2007
Chapter re-written/edited started: 9:27 PM 7/10/2009
Chapter re-written/edited finished: 11:42 PM 7/11/2009
Chapter re-posted: 6:54 PM 8/14/2010
Chapter re-written/edited betad: 12:00 AM 7/11/2009
Edit note: Oh my god! This chapter sucks so bad I want to lock myself in my closet, and cry. It's a good thing that I still have dignity because I'm not going to do that; instead, I'll edit this piece of Pie shit. Please tell me if I re-did it better, so review please?
Also, HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE I WROTE THIS CHAPTER?
A/n: Oh god. Miran left. SHE LEFT.
Miran: (-Is on a one month vacation to Mexico-)
Nette: I'm alone...
I'm really terribly alone.
(-Crickets chirping in the background...-)
Anyways, Since Miranda DITCHED me. I think the replying of Review falls to me. Damn brat. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL!
Besides 10 reviews? That's more than I got for any other fictions that I wrote, and with only one chapter. It took The Academy Like 8-chapters to get freaking' 22. Well anyways thanks to you all. Seeing how I'm kind of bitchy, I'm sorry if I sound ungrateful. Fuckin' Miranda Alex
THANK YOU TO ALL THAT REVIEWED- As in:
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I am not worthy of such praise. Only Miran. But she's gone so...
LAY THE FUCKING PRAISE DOWN UPON ME!
Chapter 2 - Hidden Personality
NARUTO POV
'Hey, it's me again! I just got out of the hospital.
Apparently, I got run over by a car. It's a big one too, and it's really nice. (1) The bastard who was driving it is now giving me a ride to my hotel/apartment thing.
Also, apparently, I broke his windshield. Serves him right for not stopping. It still worries me; it's a really expensive car to get fixed. I hope he doesn't make me pay for it, I may be a world famous idol, but it was his fault.
Oh, um, I guess I should describe what's going on, right?
Well it all started when I woke up...
~FLASHBACK~
Normal POV
"Good he's waking up," spoke a dark-raven haired beauty, who was standing next to the bed. The nurse paused in checking the vitals on the screen, and glanced at the boy on the bed in astonishment.
Apparently the young man near the bed was right, the blonde was groaning slightly and getting up. "That's impossible!" She exclaimed, "He's not supposed to be up that soon. You only ran over him about two hours ago!"
"Ow. Where am I?"(2) Asked Naruto. He looked up into the boy who was standing on the side's eyes. "And who are you?" The young boy ran his head over his head, through the blonde spikes. His hand paused at a spot and he rubbed harder, wrinkling his nose, all without breaking eye contact with the pale beauty.
The raven-haired boy froze when he met the other's eyes. They were a deep azure, clearer and even more blue than the skies. And much more beautiful, like the rarest sapphires. But still, at the same time, the pools of blue held an air of innocence. The other boy closed his eyes and turned toward the nurse as she spoke. Suddenly the raven felt empty. As if his heart, ached... as if it was empty, craving the feeling that the beautiful eyes had caused...
"Umm, you're in a hospital, Uzumaki-san. Uchiha-sama, ran over you." She blushed and motioned to the boy at the right side of the bed, next to him.
Without glancing at the other boy, Naruto freaked. "WHAT? How the hell-?" he yelled, eyes going wide with shock.
"Dobe, you've been in here for two hours because I ran your ass over with my car, because you ran across the street without looking both ways, and at the same time almost killing yourself. Now was that hard to comprehend?"
"Fuck off Teme, I am not a Dobe!" Naruto yelled from the hospital bed. The raven's eyes went wide. He wasn't used to people saying anything against his word. But Naruto ignored that and thought, 'Oh shit !'
"Brat, don't you have to meet someone?" Asked a female voice that belonged to the next person who entered the room. "Someone you FORGOT, perhaps?" The blond literally shrunk back. The Uchiha had a sudden urge to comfort the frightened blonde, and had no idea why.
He was left clueless as the blonde whimpered softly, "O-oh, hi... Tsunade-baa-chan." A wave of silence washed over the room. It turned out to be the calm before the storm.
All of a sudden the tense calm was shattered as the busty woman started to shout, "YOU LITTLE BASTARD! YOU FUCKING LEFT ME WAITING FOR YOU FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR THEN I GET CALLED TO THE HOSPITAL JUST TO SEE YOUR ASS ON THE SURGERY TABLE BECASUE YOU DECIDED TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC! (3) NOW GO GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND FUCKING PACK BECAUSE YOU ARE IN MY FUCKING CUSTOIDY THIS YEAR!" yelled Tsunade to Naruto. The only thought in the room was, 'holy shit.' "Naruto, get a ride with Sasuke to your hotel and FUCKING PACK! MAKE SURE YOU GET EVERYTHING, BECAUSE I WANT YOU AT MY HOUSE AT FIVE PM SHARP, BRAT!" The boy, now named as Sasuke, and Naruto ran for their lives once Tsunade started to throw things.
Once they were out of range Naruto collapsed into laughter. Sasuke looked at him like he was either A: Crazy, B: Stupid or C: All of the above. He was going with C. "Dobe, Lets go." He said coldly. No longer giving into the warmth that the blonde's blue eyes held. He ignored the feeling of happiness when Naruto had started laughing caused in him. Now he was back to being Sasuke Uchiha, the owner of Chidori Incorporations. (A/n: All of with will crumble at the look of the incredible Uke Puppy Pout! Sasuke: -Seme Glare- Nette: that don't work on me! I'm a Seme too, so says this online quiz! -Sticks out tongue.)
Anyways, Naruto snapped out of his laughing fit and glared at the raven, yelling, "DON'T CALL ME THAT TEME!" 'Seme?' was going through Sasuke's mind, perking him up slightly, and making him smirk. 'Well of course I'll be Seme if you'd be my Uke, Naruto.' (A/n: SasUKE is a prev!) "Anyways, should we go? I need to pick up my mail," said Naruto, shrugging at the information that he let slip. Also he was slightly nervous about the expression on the other boy's face.
"Hurry up then Dobe," spoke Sasuke as he walked toward the black vehicle with a broken windshield. Wincing slightly, he made a mental note to get that fixed.
End FLASHBACK
Naruto POV
'So that explains why I'm here in this car... with the bastard.' I casted a glance toward said bastard, and admired his profile a bit. The boy sitting next to me had gorgeous black hair that I knew from earlier shown slightly blue in the sun, dark gorgeous eyes that were like looking into oblivion, and skin as pale as rice paper, looking just as frail. 'And he beautifully attractive,' Supplied the voice in the back of my mind.
'Shut up. I'm not attracted to the Teme, err... What's his name?' I glanced away from the driver.
'It's Uchiha Kit.' (4) Spoke Kyuubi. He was the old fox demon that lived within me. Usually he only woke up to torment and embarrass me, and usually succeeded.
'Yes, yes of course Kyuu. Uchiha-Teme.' I nodded slightly, making sure not to be too obvious.
'Hm, it has a nice ring to it.'
"Dobe, we're here." A slightly cold voice suddenly spoke, breaking into my thoughts.
"I'm not a dobe Teme!" I shot back, snapping my head up. 'What an asshole.'
"You act like you are," He said turning off the car.
"Shut up." I got out and walked inside, not stopping until I got up to the front desk, "Yo, Tenten-chan, is there any mail for me today?" I asked, waving with my right hand in greeting.
"Yeah, You got a couple of packages, and one of them was wet so it opened, and..." She said, with barely concealed excitement. My eyes widened.
"And?" 'Oh please tell me she didn't see...'
"YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE ALL FIRST ADDITIONS OF KYUUBI-SENSEI'S COMPLETE WORKS?" 'Oh great she said it.'
People stopped and looked at me; even the teme looked a little surprised. 'Aww, bad day Kit, first your late for your meeting with that crazy Bitch, then you get run over, and now this? I pity you.' I knew I was in deep shit because Kyuubi of all people just told me that he pitied me. I waited until someone broke the silence with a cough, that seemed to set the rabid fangirls off, because then they started to run after me, asking if they could buy my books. This is because there were only ten first editions of Kyuubi-sensei's books, usually only gifted to special people, like me, my editor, and contest winners. The general public usually only were able to buy the second and up editions. Therefore the first editions were unusually valuable especially because they all had extra special artwork in them as well.
Anyway, back to reality, 'Shut up Kyuu, It's your fault that I got in this business in the first place, with your connections, trying to sell my amateur art.' I jumped behind the counter, grabbed my packages and made a run for it
'True, true. But still it got you money!' Once I got to the elevator, I jumped in, pushing the close doors buttons and the button for my floor. Once it closed I leaned against the wall and started freaking out, as the feeling of being weightless caught up with me. I trembled as I felt the walls quiver.
'I hate elevators!' I groaned, 'I should have grabbed Uchiha... I need someone to cling to...' I thought as the tears rolled down my cheeks. I slid down to the floor and clung to my knees, sobbing softly.
1-okay so I'm a fucking random person, Sue me. I thought it was funny, admiring the car that almost killed you.
2-Origanally I thought to make Naruto all bitchy. The line was going to be, "Well it just looks like I'm just a fucking miracle, doesn't it? And it seems that the doctor that healed me was fucking Jesus Christ" FYI: I am not insulting Anyone, I'm sorry for the shot, but I said that to one of my friends when she knocked me out with a baseball bat. Or rather she wasn't a friend.
3- Actually, I just realized this is what my older brother's used to tell me to go do when I annoyed them, in fact their exact words were, "Get the hell out of here and go play in traffic you little weirdo." ... Yeah they were really loving...
4- YEA! Kyuubi chan's here!
Now it's a Cliffy, because I really don't know where to go right now. Sorry. Well at least it's longer than the other one (Not including the A.n. and stuff.)
A/n: I can't believe that it took a week to turn out shit like that. I feel so pathetic. I guess this is what happens when you leave me alone to fend for myself.
Ceiling: You're not alone.
Nette: Yes I am. Now go away. (Locks Ceiling-san back on to the house.)
Ceiling: (From Far Away) call me if you need me.
Nette: Go to hell. I'm perfectly fine being alone. I think?
Lately I've gotten into the habit of reading Naruto&HPXovers. If you know of any good ones, send me them and I'll check it out, Even if they're your own, I want to read them.
Review please!
Questions filled with beautiful music:
-Would you like for Itachi to come in? If so, with who? And it cannot be:
Sasuke-Naruto-Neji-Gaara-Shikamaru-Kiba-Shino-Choji-Kakashi-or-Iruka
-Should I make Sakura A Bitch or a friend? Or a slut? I really don't like her so it wouldn't be very hard if I make her a bitch, and if I make her a really good friend I would be a little troubled but I can wait till Miran emails me a overview on how her character could be, and integrate that into the story. The slut would be the same. But still the bitch may put a damper on my plans... Dammit I don't know.
-I really need some help and inspiration for "Are you really that stupid?" I need to get some ideas on how to compose the next chapter. PLEASE HELP!
-Oh and PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE don't Tell Miran that I told you her middle name! She hates the fact that she was named after her father! Even though it's a Unisex name!