Mori: Okay Okay…so uh…This is the next chapter. And uh…enjoy. Um…I'm glad people enjoy this idea ('because I thought I was gonna get BOMBED by how perverted this is once you think about it…) and I think that Lenka and Rinta (Rinto?) should be used a lot more…ANYWAY NEXT CHAP.

Lenka's P.O.V

D-DAMN DAMN DAMN!

RIN'S ON HER WAY TO MY ROOM!

…and I'm a…a…a…

Ew.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

S-Stop PANICKING LENKA! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER.

I managed to stop panicking for a few seconds to at least think of what to do.

Then I heard Rin call out my name in front of the door.

OHHHHHHH CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

I quickly dashed into my bed and tried my best to hide myself in my Wow Wow Wubbzy themed sheets (S-SHUT UP! I think Wubbzy is ADORABLE alright! GEEZ! Get off my back!) And made sure I covered myself COMPLETELY before Rin opened the door.

"Lenka? You awake? It's time to go to get ready school you know…" She called out to me,

I stayed very still as she called my name again, I could even hear her walking closer…oh no…

"U-Uh…!" I tried to talk in my normal voice, "D-Don't come c-closer…"

"…huh…L-Lenka? You don't sound like yourself…"

"W-Well uh…t-that's because…um…"

"Are you feeling well at all?"

"U-UH! N-No! I-I'm not feeling good at all!" I groaned and felt a twitch in my stomach, I hate lying to Rin… She's just so sweet that…why would ANYONE lie to her?

Rin was silent for a little bit and then she gently rubbed my back

"Just stay in bed okay…? I'll get your homework from the teachers okay?"

I nodded slowly, for some reason her touch felt a bit…different. I couldn't put my finger on it…but something's wrong here…

The next thing I knew, I heard my door close shut. I quickly rose up and saw that Rin was gone.

"…Rin…?"

I started to cough again as a light green smoke came in and swirled around me.

"Goood Morrrrrrning Ma'am~! Oops~ I mean Sir~"

The voice of the devil whispered to me,

"How's the whole adapting to your new-"

"DON'T. YOU. DARE. SAY. IT."

"Ufufufu… guess you're having a hard time~! But I guess what girl would-GAH!"

Gumi the devil was immediately being crushed by both of my hands wrapped around her, gripping tightly; I wanted to get to the point.

"Turn. Me. Back. NOW."

"Gack! I-guh-can't!"

My grip loosened a little out of confusion, "…w-why not…?"

"Because…*gasp* Because…"

"C'mon Gumi…talk to me."

Gumi looked at me with sad eyes, begging for her to be released from my grip.

And of course being the sensitive but alert person I am…I hesitantly let her go.

"Because I don't wanna~!" Gumi chirped and stuck her tongue out at me, so hard that her eyes shut tightly while she did it.

"WHY YOU NO GOOD LITTLE-!"

"HA! You seriously believed there was NOTHING I can do? You are FUNNY! ABSOLUTELY FUNNY!"

"…so you're telling me…that I'm stuck as a GUY. Until you say so…?"

"Mmhmmm~! Correcto Mundo my dear Lenka…huh…guess that name doesn't fit now does it?"

Gumi covered her mouth to keep herself from laughing,

"But it could be worse! I could've turned you into a-a…" She immediately roared with laughter, she was laughing her little orange frilled butt off so hard that she fell to the ground, holding her sides and tearing up. I growled and I attempted to snatch her up again, but she managed to stop laughing long enough to see me and quickly fly up in the air. She stared at me in disbelief before she turned around and shook her butt at me.

"Nah Nah~! Ya can't catch me~!" She chirped at me, and then she did a back flip in the air and stuck her tongue out at me again, "Can't ya see that the more you try to abuse me, the LONGER you're going to stay that way? I was thinking about changing you back if you apologized for how you treated me yesterday…buuuut~ I see that you still haven't learned your lesson…so BYE BYE~!"

"W-WAIT! I-I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY!"

"Liar. You're just saying that."

"N-No I'm not! I truly am sorry! H-How can I prove it?"

…dare I ask…?

"Hmmmm…for starters…you can call me Gumi, your Lord and Master."

I stared at Gumi blankly, "My Lord and Master…?"

Gumi nodded and she hovered to the ground in front of me, "Now bow down, kiss my feet, and call me your Lord and Master."

"But you're a FAIRY. You have tiny feet!"

…you know I just said that as an excuse not to bow down…right?

"Mm…I guess…you don't have to kiss my feet…but you can still bow. And you can still speak…so…"

Damn. Damn it. Damn it ALL.

I slowly bowed over in front of the evil devil spawn, and I called out.

"Oh my Lord and Master Gumi! Please forgive me for my ignorance!"

I could see Gumi smirk without me even looking at her and she patted my head,

"Good boy…Well I gotta go now so~ Bye~!" Gumi flew away from my face and then she poofed into the light green smoke.

…well that was stupid…

And then I realized.

"H-HEYYY! YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE ME BACK!"

Mori: The following are responses to reviews I got.

Sakura moonstar: Thanks for being the first to review! Oh and yeah Gumi is kinda evil...but HEY if she wasn't then this wouldn't be as funny ne?

Mizuki Kagamine: I'm glad you think this is funny! (cause I'd feel sick if no one else thought so...) OH and you are okay right? I hope so...

DNGRS: ...your words...they bring me happiness. And the fact that your sanity depends on me writing...makes me feel special on the inside! x3 ...also...what does DNGRS stand for anyway? My oh-so-perverted mind keeps putting an 'I' in there...cause if your name was 'DINGERS' you would be my hero.

Ruuya ruu-chan: Don't worry. I got it all on camera. So uh...here. *tosses Camera*

And uh review this chap please? I'll try to make next chap better! And it'll start in Rin's P.O.V (and may be longer...) OH if you do review you get uh...stuff...Point is review and keep reading! kthxbye!