Hermione killed Dumbledore. She didn't know why she did it. Wait, yes she did. She hated the way he pretended to know everything when he was just a stalker who had issues with malesting children.
She didn't know what to do with his body right now. She killed him in his office, and surprisingly, his phoenix seemed to be happy he was dead because Fawkes was licking Hermione's hand.
She could toss him in the lake, or she could eat him. No, she wasn't a cannibal. She did, however, remember ancient African tribes(during one of her time turner experiences trying to get laid) that the tastiest parts were the finger.
With a sweep of her wand she cut off his middle finger. She howevered it above her mouth, but then she glued it back on to his hand. Old wrinkly skin was not what she wanted to have her first cannibal experience with.
So, she was back in the same boat. What should she do with Dumbledore's body. She put her hands together like an evil scientist would do.
"Muahahahahahaha!" She murmered subconsiously as she took out her wand and shot Dumbledore's body to outer space.
With another sweep of her wand all trace of her killing Dumbledore was gone.
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Surprisingly, for no reasonable explanation, Draco Malfoy became Headmaster. So, she killed him. He had apologized for all the bad things he had done, but she wanted to kill him.
He had been shagging the telescope when she cut off his weener causing him to kill himself.
She then sought of Cho Chang, and of course she killed her as well.'
Then, she decided it was wrong to kill people. So, she settled for showing them her hidden treasures.
Mostly guys died from that because Hermione had a secret.
She was a hermaphrodite and had a penis. Hermione, the IT, then decided to kill only people who deserved to be killed.
She killed Voldemort, McGonagall, and then Ron and Harry just because they thought it was wrong to kill someone.
She then killed everyone in the world except Fawkes so they could produce a super human race.
~*~*~end~*~*~
She didn't know what to do with his body right now. She killed him in his office, and surprisingly, his phoenix seemed to be happy he was dead because Fawkes was licking Hermione's hand.
She could toss him in the lake, or she could eat him. No, she wasn't a cannibal. She did, however, remember ancient African tribes(during one of her time turner experiences trying to get laid) that the tastiest parts were the finger.
With a sweep of her wand she cut off his middle finger. She howevered it above her mouth, but then she glued it back on to his hand. Old wrinkly skin was not what she wanted to have her first cannibal experience with.
So, she was back in the same boat. What should she do with Dumbledore's body. She put her hands together like an evil scientist would do.
"Muahahahahahaha!" She murmered subconsiously as she took out her wand and shot Dumbledore's body to outer space.
With another sweep of her wand all trace of her killing Dumbledore was gone.
~~~~
Surprisingly, for no reasonable explanation, Draco Malfoy became Headmaster. So, she killed him. He had apologized for all the bad things he had done, but she wanted to kill him.
He had been shagging the telescope when she cut off his weener causing him to kill himself.
She then sought of Cho Chang, and of course she killed her as well.'
Then, she decided it was wrong to kill people. So, she settled for showing them her hidden treasures.
Mostly guys died from that because Hermione had a secret.
She was a hermaphrodite and had a penis. Hermione, the IT, then decided to kill only people who deserved to be killed.
She killed Voldemort, McGonagall, and then Ron and Harry just because they thought it was wrong to kill someone.
She then killed everyone in the world except Fawkes so they could produce a super human race.
~*~*~end~*~*~