A/N-- Thank you for the great reviews :D I actually had half of this chapter done for a while, sorry it took longer than i hoped to finish it. In my opinon I hadn't come across many Re/Mina PGSM fics without any angst or some kind of problem. So, yes, I intened on making this a little silly, and the whole time I write, I honestly picture Keiko making the faces, as well as the other cast members.
My fanfic friend pri815 are in a challenge with PGSM fics, I look forward to it :P gurjhime recently posted a fic on rei/mina, it's more drama, but pretty good if you check it out.
I'm excited there are a lot of authors i like who are reading my fic, peach83 i love yours a lot!
To Djevel, thank you! Yes, I am a woman lol, and I'm flatered you like my writing style I hope this gives you the same reaction :D
To animeaics, I love Rei that way too!
Once again thank you to everyone else.
Chapter 1
How to seduce a Miko, Aino style.
Rei swept the shrine steps slowly, still half-asleep after having had a rough night without being able to sleep properly. She had dreamed she was abducted by green men who spoke fluent Japanese and asked her to become their fearless ruler.
But, that has nothing to do with the story, so, Rei yawned and decided she might as well try to get some sleep, forgetting that she had invited her best friends over for some lunch.
She collapsed in all of her miko glory on the comfy futon in her room, telling the kids she was resting and was not to be disturbed unless it was extremely important.
And rest she did, all but with a bit of snoring. She ended up sleeping peacefully for at least 3 hours until noon time when her friends just had to disrupt her.
Minako, Makoto, Usagi and Ami came over for lunch at the shrine and were told by one of the younger miko that the strict love-interest of Minako had taken to resting in her room. Ignoring that Rei had warned the little kids to not disturb her, Minako led the way, having memorized the various routes to her crush's living quarters, the nicest ones in the shrine. And yes, she had wondered how exciting it would be to do naughty things with her miko in the nice living quarters.
The futon, after all, was very comfy.
Good thing she had disguised herself, Rei had a knack for hiring people who happened to be her fans; very loud and annoying fans.
She didn't' bother knocking, and just slid the door open to enter.
The sight of her cute Rei sleeping in the large white and red clothes was enough to make her blush and swoon. She swore there was the tiniest bit of drool, as if Rei was dreaming of something delicious.
"REI-CHAN!" Usagi jumped on Rei and she startled awake while struggling for breath as well.
"Usagi!" She groaned, upset from having woken up when she was so peaceful. There were no green men in her dreams, this time they had been blue and ate Pocky. Rei likes Pocky, you see.
Minako was indeed a little jealous that Usagi jumped Rei, but the four friends couldn't help the smile that lit their faces at Rei's annoyed look. It was cute.
"Reiko's getting old, is she? Taking some nap-time." Minako smirked when Rei gave her a sexy glare and crossed her arms, which was hard to accomplish when you had a certain moon princess attached to one of your arms.
After some more annoying on Rei's part, the group finally sat themselves in her room with some Ramen Rei made herself. She was actually good at cooking.
Minako strategically sat to Rei's left, and the food was conveniently on Rei's right.
Why is this genius and strategic of Minako you ask?
"Ah, Minako-chan, may you please pass some juice?" Ami asked ever-so-politely.
"Of course," Minako grinned to herself, thanking Ami for the opportunity, and she leaned into Rei as much as possible before stretching her left arm out to grab the pitcher.
She made sure her breath touched Rei's skin and she turned back to Ami handing over the pitcher, and letting the other three senshi see her wink and grin.
Makoto smirked and continued eating, enjoying Rei's stiff posture and red face. Usagi hadn't noticed since she was too engrossed in her second serving and assumed Minako just grinned because the food was good, and Ami was hoping Rei didn't get mad at her for instigating that while blushing herself as well.
Well, since Rei was blushing, she must not be too clueless. She could still feel the breath lingering on her neck and cheek. It felt as if Minako intentionally chose to do that. Which she did, but Rei didn't know that.
Minako changed the subject swiftly, and shifted her legs so one brushed Rei's thigh. She couldn't help but tingle inside.
"So, Usagi-chan, when is the baby due?" Minako took the pitcher back from Ami and poured herself some, before offering it to the others.
"Ah, the doctor says it should take just over 8 months, and Ami-chan said 8 months and 19 days, so that leaves..." Usagi started counting her fingers.
They all sighed. The math really wasn't that hard. Even Minako, whose worst subject had been math, easily calculated it.
They continued to eat, waiting for their princess to figure it out.
"Ah, 7 months and 19 days!"
The groups sighed collectively again. Oh Usagi, at least you tried.
OOO
"I'm done for the day," Rei said as she collected the dishes.
"So are you going to go back to nappy time?" Minako asked with blinking eyes and a mocking tone.
Rei shot her a glare that reminded Minako of a model doing a pose. In this case, Rei would be a dish model, since she had dishes in her hands. Minako would totally buy the dishes she modelled...
"There is nothing wrong with sleeping when you're tired. I just couldn't get any sleep last night." Rei defended and washed her hands.
"Oh Reiko, I'm sorry my beauty doesn't let you sleep at night. You should try to think of something else."
Makoto snorted, and Ami allowed an amused smile to show, both brought hands to their faces in an attempt to hide it.
"Oh, Rei-chan should count bunnies jumping over the moon instead of thinking about Minako-chan, it always helps me sleep. By the time I reach 17, I'm usually fast asleep. Or is it 27..?"
Rei forgot what she was going to shoot back at Minako and stared at Usagi with her eyes open in disbelief.
"No, it's 7!" Usagi said with a firm nod.
Rei rubbed her temples and left to change her clothes into something more casual.
OOO
"How about we go for pizza tonight!" Usagi exclaimed with a jump.
"I have a class at 6," Rei sighed.
Makoto shrugged, "I'm going out with Motoki tonight, he said it was important."
"Oh Mako-chan and Motoki-kun make love-love!"
Makoto had the decency to blush, since Usagi didn't realise how easily that sentence could be misunderstood.
"U-Usagi-chan!" Ami croaked with a blush of her own. Rei and Minako shared an amused glance and Rei snorted, causing Minako to giggle.
"It's like Rei-chan and Minako-chan make love-love," Usagi said trying to get her friends to see her reason.
"Usagi!" Rei shut her up with a glare, but her face was ridiculously red. This time Makoto snorted and Minako forgot her own embarrassment in the comment to giggle at Rei's reaction with Ami.
Why didn't Rei see how perfect they were together? And it was times like this when Minako was absolutely sure Rei had feelings for her.
"Yes?" Usagi asked innocently.
Rei sighed, "I'll see you guys later!" With that, the miko left to go back inside the shrine while her friends shrugged and giggled; only Usagi was left confused.
The 4 walked down the shrine steps, Usagi skipping a bit with her usual joy.
"So, Mako-chan," Usagi asked, "where's Motoki-kun taking you out tonight?"
"I don't know," Makoto shrugged, "but he told me dress up."
"AH! Mako-chan in a dress! You have to let us help you dress up tonight!"
Makoto shrugged, she had counted on them helping anyway.
Minako grinned, "Must be something special if he wants to take you out. If only Rei had romantic intuition," she sarcastically added.
They all giggled at Minako's joke. Eventually Rei would get the hint, until then, they were allowed to laugh at how obvious Minako was being and how oblivious Rei was being.
"Ami-chan, I know Minako-chan is free for the rest of the day, so what about you?"
Ami smiled, "I'm free as well."
Happy with that answer, Usagi dragged them all to get ice cream cones before they went to Makoto's apartment.
OOO
Rei walked out of her University with her usual confident step, glad the day was over. Hopefully she would be getting a good meal, and even though she chastised Usagi about unhealthy eating, pizza sounded great.
"Hino-san!" Someone called her, and she turned to see a guy she couldn't recognize. She frowned; he was blushing and seemed to have run to catch up to her. Was something wrong? She was too hungry to care.
"Hino-san, I was wondering if you would like to go out with me for dinner."
Rei blinked; did this guy just ask her out for dinner? And why was he bowing so much and blushing? And who was he?
"I'm sorry," Rei forced politeness, even though her mood was annoyed, "I already have dinner plans tonight." She gave him a quick half-bow/half-nod and turned away; glad no one witnessed that interaction.
Of course, Rei was wrong, since right standing in front of her was a black limo with a rolled down window and a group of her friends who overheard it.
Before she could say anything, the door opened and a hand grabbed her, pulling her inside.
"What?" She stared around, only to find Minako, Usagi, and Ami staring at her with evil smiles.
"So, Rei-chan," Usagi pressed with an all knowing smile, "how many poor boys have you turned down?"
Rei did not blush, and instead frowned, "can't remember." She was serious too, why were boys so annoying? Why were there so many?
Ouch. Minako frowned now.
"Must be your old age. I mean, napping, and then forgetting..." Minako smirked when she noticed Rei glare.
"What's with the kidnapping?" Rei changed the subject, preferring not to indulge her friends. She didn't even like boys in the first place.
"We're going to spy on Motoki and Makoto," a very unenthusiastic voice called out.
Rei noticed for the first time, that there were two other people in the limo.
"Mamoru? Nephrite?" She raised an eyebrow, "you were kidnapped too?"
Mamoru snorted, "Yes, taken hostage against my will."
"Mamo-chan!" Usagi pouted, and Mamoru actually blushed, aware of his new pet name.
"It's Masashi now," Nephrite frowned, "no one can pronounce my name."
"Driver," Minako pressed an intercom button, "take us to Sinpora."
"We're spying on Makoto?" Rei asked again, as the car started to move in the direction of the classy hotel restaurant.
"Hai," Minako said while busying herself with her cellphone. Rei found the sight cute, Minako always had to be doing something like that when she was nervous. But why would she be nervous? Maybe she just had a lot of caffeine?
"See Rei-chan," Usagi pointed out, "Mamo-chan is my date, and Neffy-chan is Ami-chan's date, so then you are Minako-chans's date!"
There was silence in the car and Usagi just kept on smiling.
Minako spared a glance at Rei, and noticed her face was pale and her eyes large.
Rei opened her mouth and looked around the limo, Mamoru was looking outside the window, Nephrite was glaring holes at his shoes and blushing, Ami was pretending to check the time, Usagi was still smiling like a dumbass, and Minako was acting as if she didn't care and continued playing with her phone.
Rei went a little red, and coughed, "okay..."
She was wondering if they wanted play a joke on her, because if that was true, it was a cruel joke. Giving her a taste of the idol she assumed she couldn't' have. I mean, how was Rei to even now if Minako liked girls? She only ever dated a few guys in the past.
"How are we going to get dressed?" Mamoru asked, "Sinpora's pretty fancy."
Ami pulled out her Teletia S and pointed it at Nephrite; he was beamed into a nice black suit- Ami approved. She smiled, glad that the suit looked handsome and smart.
Usagi copied the same thing on Mamoru, and he was soon in a purple bathing suit.
"Oops!"
"Usagi!"
"Sorry Mamo-chan," Usagi quickly pressed another button and Mamoru was in a black suit of his own.
Rei grinned pulling out her own phone and remembering all the fun times they had done this. She flicked Ami into an elephant suit.
"Rei-chan!" Ami pouted and put Rei in white bikini. Minako smiled perversely to herself.
"Ami!"Rei shot her back into a gangster outfit.
Usagi giggled and zapped Ami into a nice dark blue dress, her hair was suddenly in curls. Nephrite blushed.
Continuing, the princess chose a cute pink dress and attached herself to Mamoru's arm. Mamoru sighed.
Minako smirked, holding her phone out and zapped herself in a sexy black dress. Oh, you guessed it, Rei blushed.
She then pointed her phone at Rei and put her in a really nice dark red dress that she had chosen thinking it would look hot on Rei many months before.
All ready, the car pulled out near the restaurant 5 minutes later, and the driver opened the door for them. He was really confused, swearing they were wearing different clothes before.
OOO
"Aino-san!" The manager of Sinpora recognized her.
Minako was easily placed with her friends at a nice table on the second floor of the restaurant. It overlooked the bottom which also had a dance floor. All she had to do was take a picture with the owner of the establishment and their dinner was offered free of charge.
"There's Mako-chan!" Usagi pointed to the dance floor where Makoto was indeed dancing with Motoki.
"They look good together," Minako commented.
Rei smiled; with her priestess powers she could feel Makoto's happiness. After a while, she gasped.
"What is it Rei?" Minako turned to her, worried.
"N-nothing," Rei said looking away.
"Did you just have a vision Rei-chan?" Ami asked, moving to adjust her glasses which weren't there.
Rei felt everyone's eyes on her and sighed, "yes."
The group of 6 was seated at a round table, and Minako tugged Rei's hand, "You're supposed to sit with your date Reiko," she teased.
Rei fought her blush down and made an annoyed sound, but sat next to where Minako dragged her.
Once all seated, the waiter immediately brought them wine, complimentary to the idol.
"Now Usagi, don't have too much," Mamoru reminded her, afraid for his unborn baby.
"Tell us Rei-chan! You saw something with Mako-chan, right?" Usagi ignored Mamoru and whined at Rei.
Rei chose not to answer.
"Oh come on Reiko," Minako joined in. It was hard for Rei to refuse Minako's adorable face, but she did.
Even Ami and the boys looked interested. It was very rare for Rei to get premonitions when she wasn't meditating, but she figured she got the one she did because she could feel the aura of happiness around Motoki and Makoto when she had focused on them.
"As your princess, I demand you to tell me." Usagi pouted, and surprisingly no one objected to her using her power.
Rei frowned, "Fine, I just had a vision of Motoki proposing to Makoto."
"WHAT!"
OOO
"Did you hear something?" Makoto asked Motoki looking around.
Looking up from his food, Motoki scratched his head, "no."
Shrugging, they resumed their date.
OOO
"But didn't he propose to her at my wedding? He caught my bouquet!" Usagi said as some appetizers came.
Rei's hunger got the best of her and relief spread through her system at the first bite. It was almost as good as the pocky she ate in her dream.
"I think that was more of them just becoming a couple officially," Minako offered.
Nephrite poked the strange food with is fork and frowned, "this is horrible."
Everyone raised an eyebrow at him, since he gobbled it down, repeating the word horrible but obviously enjoying it.
"How did he propose?" Ami asked with interest.
Rei shrugged, swallowing her food before speaking, "they were wearing those clothes but at the beach."
"Motoki listened to me after all," Mamoru said a little smugly.
"Mamo-chan! You knew?" Usagi pouted.
"How did Mamoru propose to you, Usagi?" Minako asked with a grin, "the beach?"
Usagi opened her mouth, "eto, I forgot."
"Usagi!" Mamoru's pride was hurt, "It was on the beach!"
Usagi laughed nervously and resumed her food-eating.
Mamoru growled, sure he hadn't gotten on his knee or anything, but her had given her the ring in the beach. So what if it wasn't the most romantic thing?
"So," Minako turned to Rei, "where are you going to propose to me Rei?"
Rei's food dropped from her metal fork and she stared dumbly at Minako.
"Wha-?" She said with absolute shock.
Minako shrugged, "The beach has been used twice now, so you better think of something more original."
Everyone else at the table snorted in amusement except for Usagi whose eyes lit up.
"Rei-chan! You should propose with a candle-lit dinner and sing a love song! Oh, there should be a full moon! That would be so romantic!"
There was silence at the table, everyone stared at Usagi incredulously.
"Don't forget a big cake!" Usagi added with a dreamy expression.
Eventually, Ami and Mamoru started to laugh, followed by Minako and eventually Rei and Nephrite joined in.
At that moment, the waiters came with their food and watched the group all laugh at their princess.
"What?" Usagi pouted, "I think it's perfect."
"Usagi," Mamoru said to her quietly, "Minako and Rei can't exactly get married, it's not legal. Besides, I doubt either of them wants to."
It was true, Minako and Rei were not the type to want marriage; they preferred their independence.
OOO
Makoto and Motoki had left to the beach, taking a walk on the sand in their nice outfits, laughing and holding hands.
A black limo full of their following friends watched from the window, back in their normal clothes; completely full and kind of drunk.
Rei watched Minako who was talking going through pictures on her phone with Ami while Usagi watched the couple on the beach eagerly to see the proposal.
Mamoru was sleeping and Nephrite was playing with the small television.
She stared at how Minako's slim fingers pressed down the button every-so-gently, how her lips quirked in different ways in reaction to the different pictures, how her long legs shifted when she moved into a more comfortable position, how she flipped her soft hair when it fell to her eyes, and how her eyes lit up as she giggled with Ami over the various pictures.
Rei sighed, today had more torture than other days with Minako's closeness. It was teasing and unbearable, but at the same time it made her blood pump faster and her senses go wild.
Really, everyone was being cruel to keep hinting that she and Minako were an item today. It was an ironic joke, one she wished was true. Maybe Minako did like her that way, and was hinting to her? Or maybe they all knew Rei liked Minako and were trying to help?
"He did it!" Usagi squealed really loud, forgetting that the window was open and Makoto and Motoki could hear her.
"Usagi?" They all heard Makoto's voice question and Usagi yelped ducking back into the limo.
"Let's go!" She chirped jumping on Mamoru's lap. The limo sped off into the night.
OOO
"Thanks for the ride," Rei said getting out of the limo. Minako had dropped her off last, and it was past midnight since they had to help carry Usagi inside her house since Mamoru had to run in and barf.
"Rei," Minako said getting out after her, "you forgot your bag."
Sure enough, the miko's book bag from University was pushed into her hands.
"Uh, thanks," she turned away from Minako again but felt a hand on her shoulder.
"You're supposed to kiss you date goodnight Reiko." Minako felt strange boldness, it must be the liquor.
"Eh?" Rei was confused, wondering if she heard right. Did Minako just say she was supposed to 'piss before bed?' She knew that!
Minako encircled her arms around Rei's neck and gave her an airy grin, fuelled by her intoxication of alcohol and Rei's scent.
Rei felt lips place a long slightly wet kiss on her cheek, dragging it to the corner of her mouth before the idol pulled away and waved behind her shoulder.
"Night Reiko."
And the door shut as the limo drove off, leaving Rei at the bottom of the shrine steps, tipsy and blushing with wonder if she just had an illusion.
This was so much better than the pocky dream.
OOO
Minako sighed in her pillows with a smile, squeezing Artemis to her chest in a tight hug.
"Mi-Minako!" Artemis, even though in form of a soft animal, was having struggle breathing.
Minako released her hold him and giggled, drinking a glass of water to hydrate and sober up.
"I kissed Rei!"
"You what?"
"I kissed her," Minako put a finger on her cheek, "right here." She dragged it to the corner of her mouth and sighed again,
Before Artemis could try and question her further, Minako shut her eyes and started to sleep, a grin on her face.
OOO
"Ah!" Rei shot up from her bed sheets looking around.
She wondered if her dream meant something important...
Why were the little men orange now, and praying in an Aino Minako shrine?
There was also a lot of pocky...
Yes, author also likes pocky...
Omake 1:
Minako: (with Teletia S beams Rei)
Rei:... wtf?
Minako: (faints from sexy overload)
Usagi: Oh! I wanted tha Kupi outfit!
Omake 2:
Rei (asleep): No!
Makoto: Oh no! Rei's having a nightmare!
Usagi: let's save her! Oh wait, we can't transform anymore, what do we do?
Rei (still asleep): Give me back my pocky!
Everyone: uh...
Usagi: I want to be in a dream of pocky too!
Omake 3:
Minako kissed Rei's cheek anddragged it to t corner of her mouth. Okay, she couldn't stop herself and they started frenching like no tomorrow.
Rei dropped her book bag and pinned Minako to the nearest tree.
Rei: Minako?
Minako (unconsious): uhhhh
Rei: aw shit, she hit her head too hard on the tree!
Omake 4:
Minako: I kissed Rei on her cheek, and then dragged it oh so slowly to the corner of her mouth. Then i woke up unconsious next to a tree.
Artemis: and you are half naked because?
Minao: So many of my fans work at Rei's shrine and attacked me, I barely made it out alive.
Artemis: Omg! Minako, are you alright? Did Rei save you?
Minako: No she didn't, but who cares? I got a kiss!
TBC