AGAIN. I do not own Naruto.
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"Lee, we've been through seven shops!Sakura really isn't THIS hard to buy for is she?"complained Naruto, still sour over Rock Lee spilling milkshake all over his favourite jacket."Yeah, and I haven't had the chance to get a single girl's number!"complained Sasuke, joining in with the miserable feeling.Rolling his eyes, Rock Lee pressed on, determined to win Sakura Haruno-chan's heart.
"I promise, I WILL find Sakura a gift!In the very next shop we set eyes on." Luckily, he was correct.
What happened was Naruto seen it first.There, was a perfectly polished window, with the most amazing kunai he had ever seen, so amazingly..shiny , he has to show chicken-butt.Tugging at Sasuke's top, making the curse mark visible, Sasuke swiftly covered it with his hand, making sure his friend did not see it.Turning his attention to the small store, he too noticed them.So...SHARPPPP. quickly, the two grabbed thier friend and dragged him in the store.
Things just got better for them.At the counter was just about THE hottest chick they had ever seen.(including all the girls in the chunin exams)and Rock Lee found a pretty crystal flower.Naruto wondered how the hell Rock Lee earned enough money to pay for something so expensive.While Rock Lee was outside, dancing for joy with his new gift, the two tried to hit on this "Babe".
How To Get The CHICK Uchiha style.
"Hey, did you know how amazing your eyes are?"
"Jeez, your hitting on me aren't you?"
"Well, I can't help it, I was entranced by your beauty"
"Please, where did you get those lines from, your brother?"
Sasuke blushes wildy"Errr, how did you know?"
"Itachi used them on me aswell"
To himself"Oh CRAP"
"No need to blush so much, relax...I'm having a party tonight, bring some friends...I'll maybe give you a second chance"
"Sure, I'll see If I can make it"
once outside the store, Sasuke turned to his friend "SCORE!HI-5 ME BRUVVA"Hi fiving him, Naruto queried "Got her number?"
"No"
"Make out?"
"No"
"Lemme guess, You used Itachi's stupid lines and got yourself a party invite again"
"Kinda, we can bring a friend"
"Not Bushy brows, when he's pissed he'd cramp our bad-ass pulling material"pleaded Naruto desperately
"Fine, really we need someone else as super hot as us.Is there anyone?"
"Yeah" said Naruto, handing a scrumpled peice of paper."I made a list incase of emergencies."
Hot PeePle Lizt:
1)Naruto
2)Sasuke
3)Gaara
4)Kiba
5)Nejji
"What the hell is Nejji doing on the list?"Asked Sasuke, refusing to be in the same list as the Hyuga.
"He was watching me write the list.And besides, he can use byakuugan to see what kinda underwear girls are wearing"
"Naaa, the only one with potential is Sandypants"said Sasuke, rattled about being second.How on earth could HE, Sasuke Uchiha be second on this "LIST" it was impossible.Not in any way correct."And you know, how the hell are you gonna get him to come all the way over here?" queried Sasuke.
"I have my ways"assured Naruto, before walking home, and leaving Sasuke with the Gai lookalike.